• 20 Jul 2010 at 12:20 PM

A Bunch Of Wall Street Professionals Will Be Smashing Each Other’s Faces In For Your Entertainment (Charity As Well) This Evening

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Tonight is the annual Corporate Challenge Boxing tournament, and beyond the fact that the event is for charity, $55 seems like a pretty reasonable fee to be at least mildly amused at the sight of your “colleagues” taking to the ring. Some of the participants include the son of a former Vice-President and a couple of chicks as well. The latter would be Al Gore’s boy, Albert Gore Jr of Strategic Capital Partners, who weighs in at 200 lbs. He’ll be fighting a guy whose nickname is “The Carnivore,” (real name: Ken Cunningham, of Oppenheimer). Also putting on the gloves tonight is a guy who’s asked to be referred to as “Yellow Fever.”

His actual name is Andrew Kang. During the day, you can find him at Marathon Asset Management. Tonight, he’ll be taking no prisoners. Kang says the song that gets him the most pumped is Kevin Rudolf’s “I made it” and that his his advantage is his “ability to take hits.”

Also doing battle tonight is Austin “Monkey Fist” Philbin, of Morgan Stanley Smith Barney. This is how he describes his boxing style:

My Boxing is similar to Super Macho Man from Mike Tyson’s Punchout, without the over-developed pectoral muscles. I am not sure if the spinning uppercut is legal in amateur boxing, but it is a great KO punch.

Nick Harley, you have been warned.

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  1. 1
    Posted by CMBS 4-Life | July 20, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    throw in a sixer of ice, preferably mango or pommegranite, and I’m in…

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    I think that Monkey Fist may work from home tomorrow.

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    this is gentlemanly boxing only… I prefer cage fighting Kimbo Slice style, either way I hope Gore Jr. gets his daddy lying global warming a$$ kicked.

    free drinks to the individual who goes all Tyson on him, ear and all

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    This happens every night outside of Minetta’s, its no big deal.

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    @”Yellow Fever” = Racist

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    Al Gore Jr. the best way to focus your anger in the ring is to think about your daddy banging Laurie D.

  7. 7
    Posted by gentleman trader | July 20, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    have you ever taken a trip down the yellow river?

  8. 8
    Posted by Wrench | July 20, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    I will crush you.

  9. 9
    Posted by WCBURRS87 | July 20, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    The only way this fight would be fair is if Gore had to fight ManBearPig.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    Ring Rage > Hello Kitty by decision.

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    Pussies.
    -C.G/Anal_yst

    In Soviet Russia, boxing watches you!

    (Shame on you for taking this long, DB commentariat)

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    Note: Charlie Gasparino will put on a freestyle jump rope exhibition during intermission.

  13. 13
    Posted by Guesty Guest | July 20, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    Asian who dubbed himself “Yellow Fever” gets a TKO….in my heart lol

  14. 14
    Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | July 20, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    Where are all the “badass” merrill traders?

  15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    I could defeat any of them with one ball tied behind my back.

    ~L. Armstrong

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:22 PM

    Where are the clients’ boxers?

  17. 17
    Posted by Beavis | July 20, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    I think i saw ManBearPig on CNBC this morning.

  18. 18
    Posted by Dr. Galakowitz | July 20, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    The kid has a lot of pent up anger since Tipper confiscated his Beastie Boys album.

  19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    @Bess,

    Any intel on whether they’ll be serving tamales?

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    The one boxing is Albert Gore III. Have you seen his rap sheet? http://www.nndb.com/people/772/000159295 He seems like a lot more fun than daddy.

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    MANBEARPIGBomb!

  22. 22
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    Risk Factors: Marijuana, Obesity

  23. 23
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:36 PM

    I just queefed on air! Me so silly!

    Merissa Ree

  24. 24
    Posted by CoveredLong | July 20, 2010 at 1:37 PM

    @20 – Nice, thought this was funny too:

    Risk Factors: Marijuana, Obesity

  25. 25
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    @7 yes once in the 80′s but I did not like it

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    Is Merissa Ree pregnant?

  27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    @16- Nice.

  28. 28
    Posted by Out of Hand, Out of Pocket | July 20, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    Monkey Fist, you’re hurting me!!!

    -Austin Philbin’s Peen

  29. 29
    Posted by NakedShort | July 20, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    I dont know what it is about your face, but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.

  30. 30
    Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | July 20, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    I’ll watch when the CEOs battle it out. If it ever happens, I’d put my money on the Irishman from BofA.

  31. 31
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    @29, Ooooh

    - Ping

  32. 32
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    EXCELSIOR!!!!

  33. 33
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 2:40 PM

    Bess, could you please stop being so lazy and work harder?

  34. 34
    Posted by Joshua | July 20, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    WOULDN’T YOU PREFER A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

  35. 35
    Posted by sladd | July 20, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    donkey punch!

  36. 36
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    all these comments and no one noticed andrew/arnold? i no one cares, but i thought someone wouldve pointed out by now

  37. 37
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    know

  38. 38
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    know?

  39. 39
    Posted by Stan Druckenmiller | July 20, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    a sixer of stawski on monkey punch in the eighth. massiveness alone doesn’t win fights, josephine!

  40. 40
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    Monkey fist, not monkey punch. And no way it lasts a round.

  41. 41
    Posted by porkbrl | July 20, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    A bunch of fat analysts and client service guys swinging wildly and gassing out after 2 minutes. I can see that for free any night at a murray hill sports bar.

  42. 42
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    Son of ManBearPig?

  43. 43
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    Boxing causes brain damage.

  44. 44
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    sender is fighting at fly weight. he had a knish last night.

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