• 30 Jul 2010 at 4:56 PM

And They Say Wall Street Adds No Value To Society

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From the mailbag:

“I work at an investment bank and we constantly have debates over who’s looking better on any given day: Erin Burnett or Amanda Drury. After researching pictures online, we came to realize that Amanda Drury does not have a Wikipedia page. What better job for an intern? Finished project to be up in about an hour.”

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  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    At least it’s more productive than the porn-binging they get up to at the SEC

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    why the hell was it deleted!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  3. 3
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 30, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    “…before working for NCBC headquarters in New Jersey”

    While the intent was noble, the execution is missing that attention to detail that results in job offers. Someone tell the intern to hop on that before its too late

  4. 4
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 30, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    Also, needs more than 1 citation. WTF ibank is this intern @ and in what group?! Must be S&T, no chance its in Investment Banking (I hope)…

  5. 5
    Posted by Someone Tell This Kid to Get His Shit Together | July 30, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    “A recent poll done by a group of investment bankers found that she was rated as the second most attractive anchor for CNBC behind the co-anchor of Squawk on the Street, Erin Burnett. The results of this poll added fodder to the already heated competition between the two anchors for the title of CNBC’s Most Beautiful Female Anchor.

    “Drury caused a stir when she wore a top on CNBC’s The Call which supposedly showed too much cleavage. Business Insider reported, ‘But the textile shortage persists, as evidenced by the scant amount they could spare to make substitute anchor Amanda Drury’s top for today’s episode of The Call.’”

    PULL THAT FUCKING BUSINESS INSIDER REFERENCE NOW, CUNT FACE.

  6. 6
    Posted by Ass_ociate | July 30, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    The only travesty here is the suggestion that Erin is as attractive as Amanda.

  7. 7
    Posted by George Washington | July 30, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    So DIVINE

  8. 8
    Posted by fallingdown | July 30, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    the question is—-what is Mark really thinking every morning sitting next to eb

  9. 9
    Posted by thomas jefferson | July 30, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    this intern is the man for doing this

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    Bess, how tall are you?

  11. 11
    Posted by anonguest | July 30, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    @10 she’s about 5’4, why?

    – guy who’s seen her in person and is curious enough about where you’re going with this to provide an answer

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    @11 Do you live in a cave?

    ~ Person who thinks it is pretty damn obvious what @10 is looking to do.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    @12 don’t live in a cave, don’t know where he’s going with this.

    -not 11

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    @5 chill

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Ahh,.. one of those days when women’s hormone,estrogen is elevated.No wonder Erin was dressed up hot today.

    Physiologically studied that women dress up according to their mood which is mostly affected by hormone.

  16. 16
    Posted by jack n jill | July 30, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    @ 15

    No wonder Erin looks horny today.She even tried to kiss Cramer during ST segment.

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    Posted by msnbc peeker 8008 | July 30, 2010 at 11:00 PM

    whos this fucking intern think he is?

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    Posted by croatiafutbol10 | July 30, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    erin burnett is NICE what good right boys?

  19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2010 at 9:23 AM

    Jesus, what I’ve been missing

  20. 20
    Posted by blanal | July 31, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    Erin is way more fine than that ho… tho the asian anchors on Bloomberg are a whole nother class.

  21. 21
    Posted by Baller | July 31, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    @21 Actually the korean chick that appears (for about 1-2 minutes at a time) in the CNBC World channel, early in the a.m. when they do the asian roundup, is the best looking girl that has had anything to do with finance, ever.

    Not to be confused with the other korean girl that covers for her when she is on vacation.

  22. 22
    Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    @ everyone. How the fuck do you all have so much time to watch CNBC? I’m guessing you’re all unemployed…

  23. 23
    Posted by Baller | July 31, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    @22 And we can deduct from your comments that you’ve never been in a trading room…

    We don’t take kindly to industry people around here. Go back to Brooklyn, hippie.

  24. 24
    Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    as 22: @23 daytrading out of your 1-bedroom apt. doesn’t make it a trading floor. Then again, the only thing I use my bloomberg for is to get updates on game scores…

  25. 25
    Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    @ everyone, why don’t we judge them on their intelligence?

    - Guy trying to get laid

    also anal_yst, i love your comments, but I think you’re trying for “it’s”

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    @26 Who said anything about a 1-bdrm. Dude, you must be loaded.

    Want to hang up? Meet me at the corner of Christopher St & Weehawken. I am the girl talking to the dudes on black SUVs with NJ plates.

  27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    Hang out that is. Dude, I must have gone to Brown or something.

  28. 28
    Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    You guys are blind and out of touch. NOne of the CNBC skanks hold up to the Fox Business babes. It’s worth it to watch Gossiparino just to see Liz Claman’s rack every day straining at the fabric of her stretchy dresses. Drury is peroxide hell, Burnett w/o makeup like a chick from the college soccer team.

    –Goldman quant who’s not allowed to comment on dealbreaker during the week so had to wait until today to talk about this pressing issue

  29. 29
    Posted by Davinci | August 1, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    9.0 for the blonde and 8.89 for EB

  30. 30
    Posted by Anonymous | August 1, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    @8 Haines once said to me “If tits were brains she’d still be a moron.”

  31. 31
    Posted by b | August 1, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    Michele Caruso-Cabrera gets enhancements on her enhancements ????

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  32. 32
    Posted by anon | August 1, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    and no mention of trish…!? common, you guys!

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    Posted by Anonymous | August 1, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    No mention of Trish because she’s just as bad looking as the rest of CNBC skanks.

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    Posted by Dopey | August 2, 2010 at 5:45 AM

    Thank you CNBC… Thank you for Amanda.

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    Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    An entire Wiki article concerning attractive news anchors that involves Dealbreaker, and not one mention of a handbridge? Not even a stat-sheet claiming whether an HB is necessary?

  36. 36
    Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    I don’t want to say that the new Drury page is a ridiculously lame attempt, but…uh…do you see where I am going with this?

    You should have that summer intern take another crack at it.

  37. 37
    Posted by EvilBuzzard | August 2, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    On the economic impact of Amanda Drury: Big pillows, soft landing.

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    Posted by Dailywatcher | August 10, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    Amanda Drury should take a lesson from ALL the other beautiful women on CNBC and dress appropriately for the business environment. Cleavage and sleeveless is not it.

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