If she has to, she has to.

So give it up for them says the bank’s chief economist.

Gangsters, drug dealers and money launderers appear to be playing their part in helping shore up the financial stability of the euro zone. That’s thanks to their demand, according to European authorities, for high-denomination euro bank notes, in particular the €200 and €500 bills. The European Central Bank issues these notes for a hefty profit that is welcome at a time when its response to the financial crisis has called its financial strength into question. The high-value bills are increasingly “making the euro the currency of choice for underground and black economies, and for all those who value anonymity in their financial transactions and investments,” wrote Willem Buiter, chief economist at Citigroup, in a recent research report. The business of issuing euro notes, produced at almost zero cost, is “wildly profitable” for the ECB, Mr. Buiter wrote. [WSJ]

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Comments (18)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    I prefer Pepsi.

    -AIG Quant

  2. Posted by EU is Passe | July 30, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    Needs more sharks.

  3. Posted by Guest | July 30, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    And lasers, and perhaps some submarines.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    I would kill somebody’s mother for an 8ball right now.

    Sleepy analyst

  5. Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    Ugh, more euro trash shit?

  6. Posted by Bess Levin | July 30, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    @5 what are you talking about?

  7. Posted by NakedShort | July 30, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    The Euro is a helluva currency

  8. Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    “for all those who value anonymity in their financial transactions and investments”

    Can you buy military grade speakers with Euro notes?

  9. Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 12:48 PM
  10. Posted by Tax.Cheese | July 30, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    I once scooped cottage cheese out of that bitch’s thighs.

  11. Posted by Someone who once met Soros | July 30, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    @5 Mange la merde idiot. L’Europe est plus sophistiqué que l’Amérique ne sera jamais. Vas te faire encule pute! Plus, sollten Sie ihn mit Tone “American Außergewöhnlichkeit” Theorie, wie die Amerikaner erwies sich als die weltweit dümmsten und fettesten Nation.

    I can do this whole day long baby. Fuck off.

  12. Posted by Anonymouse | July 30, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    I only do lines with €500 “notes”.

    -Larry Kudlow

  13. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | July 30, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    WOW THAT’S REALLY INTERESTING IS THERE ANYTHING THAT THAT DRUG CAN’T DO I MEAN REALLY LOOK AT ALL THE POSITIVES I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHY IT’S STILL ILLEGAL BUT I GUESS IF IT WAS LEGAL THEN THIS ARTICLE WOULD BE MOOT WOW THAT’S A CATCH-22

    -high-energy analyst

  14. Posted by Anonymouse | July 30, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    @11 Te crees que el hecho de que puedas escribir en tres idiomas te hace mas sofisticado que los Americanos? Talvez não são os mais sofisticado do mundo, mas seu argumento mostra que pelo menos eles são mais do que você.

    -Guy who can also do this “all” day long baby.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    @11 and @14 in line for top jobs at GS (unimaginitive fucks = English only speakers)

  16. Posted by volatilitysmile | July 31, 2010 at 6:53 AM

    I like where @11 is coming from…
    @14, vas te faire foutre und leck mich am Arsch.

  17. Posted by Anonymous | August 1, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    Well when shit hits the fan in the U.S. the government will be spitting out $1,000 bills.

    -Guy who should go back to ZeroHedge

  18. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 7:33 AM

    @14 Do you mean American people can only speak 3 languages (with grammar mistakes)? How can you be competitive for GS?

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