• 19 Jul 2010 at 2:55 PM

Dear Ping Capital Investors

By Bess Levin

Names were taken and asses were kicked or had some other stuff done to them last month.

Ping Exceptional Value Fund
June 2010: 6.9%
YTD: 26.8%

Earlier: Somebody Got The Whiteboard Marker At Ping Capital Last Month

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    You feel that sting? That’s pride, fucking with you.

  2. 2
    Posted by sladd | July 19, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    how did their Transgender Opportunity Portfolio (TOP) do?

  3. 3
    Posted by sladd | July 19, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    Ping uses the feminine touch, and lotsa touching, to outperform. He should merge with Gundlach.

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    ping > SAC > greenlight > paulson

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    I’d rate that 4 out of 5 dry erase markers.

    –guy who likes to rate things using items pertinent to the story

  6. 6
    Posted by M.W. | July 19, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    @1 – You gotta fight through that shit!

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    Although not necessary for their survival a Ping-Gundlach partnership would surely out pervorm the market. With the girth of their experiences and depth of their knowledge they’d be cuntinous leaders in the field and deeply penetrate the market. These kinds of returns speak volumes (possibly even 9) about their future potential.

  8. 8
    Posted by CoveredLong | July 19, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    @2 – It was a Distressed portfolio trapped in a Long/Short firm. It was up and down, until it spun off into it’s own woman, err, firm.

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    Ping Capital is the rectum it!

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    Can somebody explain to me the white board marker joke please?

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    @10 think of them as plastic gerbils

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    @10 – probably.

  13. 13
    Posted by STAR | July 19, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    WHIRRRR PING PING BEEP

    RATTLE BOOOOOP

    INSERT MARKER TO CONTINUE

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    Good explanation @11. Maybe once they get their performance fee they’ll even be able to afford switching over to zhuzhu pets.

  15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    Best tag ever…

  16. 16
    Posted by blanal | July 20, 2010 at 12:05 AM

    I’m visiting San Francisco and all I can say is I really think Ping should setup a job fair here.

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