Go with me on this.
I’m asking because apparently Geoffrey Raymond, the preeminent artist of our time, is selling the above for $40,000. If you’re interested but need to see it up close before writing a check, Raymond is displaying it right now in front of the NYSE. In related news, who here pictured JC having that much chest hair? I personally never gave it much thought but now confronted with the question I’d have to say yeah, he’s probably pretty rug-like. (Perhaps not so much as a result of genetics but one misguided summer as a lifeguard on Jones Beach, not realizing the consequences of taking a razor to his chest.)
accurately captures his inner beauty
More Louis C.K than JC, but whatever, Richard.
Does Cramer have three nipples?
He has a better chance of selling a painting portraying Art Cashin from the waist down.
BEAR IS FINE!!!
I prefer the mexican hairless
that is exactly how i pictured that stock jockey
Body by The Situation(tm)
@2 dead on
can kramer even afford to buy this?
Ah, the “cold shower” answer to the charity thread.
I can now think again…
Damn you!!
I’m not an art expert, but does the yellow in the background symbolize Lenny Dykstra?
Looks like someone just splashed a bucket full of Kouwe on a canvas.
how about a topless photo of Mandy Boobery?
This is actually how I picture Cramer, in a Devil’s Advocate sorta way.
I would like to be paid to receive that picture.
how much would you pay for a topless picture of Bess? Much more interesting story
4 maybe 5 shares of Citi and a bottle of pestiside
He is struggled, he is man-struggled. He lifts my spirit!
He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away.
@12 FTW
Will the proceeds be going to Jim’s “charitable trust”
Kinda looks like Lenin.
http://www.wikiwak.com/image/Lenin-1895-mugshot.jpg
Cramer: Ts on an S
So this is what Pigpen grew up to be?
moobs?
Is this prep for some challenge you have in mind later, Bess?
@22 – I am the walrus?
@26 and what would that be? shaving cramer’s chest hair?
That painting is just scary looking. I feel like someone just kicked me in the spine and I am having a terrible acid flashback.
@28 – oh, just figured there’s gonna be a lot of empty stomachs after reading that headline/viewing the pic.
I realize everyone has seen this before, but whenever he is mentioned, someone has to link to this video of his “brilliant” Bear Stearns call:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8
“NO, NO, NO. Bear Stearns is fine!!!!! Do not take your money out.”
Also a classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVl9SQ-KVmE
Marginalizing the subprime meltdown, turning it into a joke. HA! Funny. Someone should book him on Jon Stewart sometime…
Aha! Now we know what happened to Pigpen in the later years…
@28 make it hot sugaring wax & I’m in.
@33, thank you!
-24
NakedShort is Cramer! Who woulda of guessed?
too much yellow, not enough mellow
@36 Fuck
desktop background win
@28 mad wax on cnbc, special showcase featuring druries
Where can we get our hands on a Cashin?
-Kneale and Bob
i love erin burnett
EVIL….That is all.
@3 just like Scaramanga
Marry, F, Kill……….Trish Reagan, Erin Burnett and Mandy Boobery
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/07/15/steve-carell-paul-rudd-spoof-lebrons-decision-at-espys/
Too Pollock, didn’t read.
Is that a nose ring?
I like the Fibonnaci spiral nipples….
~Precter
he needs a manscape
A topless Cramer? Well, that’s a SELL SELL SELL
And might I add, HOUSE OF PAIN
@47 FTW
@12 .. no the yellow is piss… no symbolic factor at all.
- not an art critic either, but can see when its rubbish.
My kid can fingerpaint a better painting of Jim Cramer than Geoffrey Raymond’s cheesedick image. $40,000 for this piece of crap? This garbage passes for art – how truly pathetic the pseudointelligentsia have become.
zillion bucks. But the title should be how much would u offer for a minaj with Erin,Melissa, and Trish. LOL
last I heard it was sold
riEUhE I appreciate you sharing this blog post.Much thanks again. Cool.