• 30 Jul 2010 at 2:50 PM

How To Score Points With Your Employees

By Bess Levin

BTW, for anyone looking for the actual reason why Susquehanna International Group is allegedly the best firm to work at, the answer may involve the fact that they pretty much just let everyone play poker all day (“poker pervades the culture of SIG”). Something to think about.

Related: If You Don’t Like Playing Poker, Consider Re-Thinking This Career On Wall Street Thing, Says One Firm

Comments (25)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    Liar’s poker or normal poker?

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    Poke-her in the front….Liq-her in the rear.

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Liquor in the front…

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    What did the prosti say to the leper?

    Thanks for the tip.

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    irish.

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    He looks so fecal in that pic…

  7. 7
    Posted by Lucy van Pelt | July 30, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    Thanks, SIG. While we’re at it how do you bring your lover to climax?

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    @2 – way to spell it out yet screw it up at the same time.

    Bravo

  9. 9
    Posted by anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    Things learned on CNBC today:

    Dennis Kneale doesn’t like having private stuff on his work machine

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    @8 – i just had sex with your wife

    Bravo INDEED

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    In Soviet Russia, poker rears you!

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    @10 – she’s all yours.

    8 – aka inmate 61727-054

  13. 13
    Posted by Mrs. Levin | July 30, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    @11, dear, Bess has left for the day and I am minding the DB Towers. Please go fuck yourself.

    Toodles!

  14. 14
    Posted by ChicagoChick | July 30, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    Is it me or is teh page suckin balls today (not the content, the page) Happy Fri all

  15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    Hey, I’m at Minetta’s, who am I supposed to be looking for again?

    Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    wow, the SEC must have a pretty shitty 401k plan to not finish at the top…you don’t have to work there AND you get to enjoy oodles of tranny porn

  17. 17
    Posted by Someone who once met Soros | July 30, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    Who does no. 2 WORK for. Who.Does.No.2.Work.For.?

    - Susquehanna International Group PR Department in e-mail to Goldman Sachs.

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    @15 – White guy, wearing jeans and a shirt. Punch him in the face so he knows its you.

  19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Thanks @18, but that didn’t work out so well.
    Me : Minetta’s :: Minetta’s : DB – Life banishment.

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    Well one has to wonder about the reliability of these rankings since the questions and the model were likely put together by some of our lesser former colleagues’ quantitative professionals (please, don’t say anything about “counter parties you front ran into the ground”). I hope they enjoy there little poker games, love to chat longer but I have to go help Lloyd set up the first year analysts on the human size chess board.
    -LvP

  21. 21
    Posted by JerseyShorePatrol | July 30, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Adjust the 1…10 scale…

  22. 22
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 30, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    @14

    Pageloads have been taking an eternity past week, even longer than normal. DB hamster needs some cortizone/roids/8ball.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    All the best shops have a certain je ne sais quois*.

  24. 24
    Posted by trojan | July 30, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    P-p-p-poker face
    P-p-poker face

    She said she want whatever she like
    She said she gon bring her friend
    Now we gone have a hell of a night
    Through the day
    I made her say
    Hold up, born in ’88
    How old is that? Old enough
    I got seniority with the sorority

  25. 25
    Posted by doesnt like fat people | July 31, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    i dont give a shit about poker, made 7 figures in 09. Fuck poker and this douche who thinks he can tell people if working on the street is for them or not….total dildo

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