On the surface, the only thing they have in common is the hair color, the birth in a foreign land, and the first name, Anna. But, you know, anything is possible and should it turn out that this girl is the new AC, you’re gonna want to be up to speed on what she’s all about. Anna Fermanova, 24, was held up by agents at JKF, who took issue with the fact that she was allegedly trying to smuggle a “$7,000 Raptor 4X night-vision weapons sight and two other $4,000 devices” out of the country, which you’re not allowed to do. She’ll be charged with “attempting to export the devices, which are considered US munitions,” and is not only denying the spy label, but claiming to find this whole thing pants-pissingly funny, making her all the more suspect.
Fermanova, who was released on $50,000 bail and is being kept on house arrest, called the allegations “hilarious and over-dramatized.”
“I am a US citizen. I grew up in America. I am not a spy — that is just funny,” she told The Post. “I am freaking out right now.”
Her lawyer Scott Palmer said there was no espionage involved and that Fermanova’s husband planned to resell the scopes to big-game hunters, according to The Smoking Gun.
As for the Chapman comparisons, while a LinkedIn profile has yet to surface, Anna 2 graduated from the Ogle School of Hair, Skin and Nails and has her cosmetologist license, which could suggest she’s on track to employment with Barclays, just like the other Ruskie. The real test will be whether or not Dr. Doom has been worked by this broad. Waiting on him for comment.
Ogle school of hair > CFA > MBA
Her pics a way hotter.
I meant to say her blond pics are hotter.
@1 MBA > CFA you tool
That hyper-extended elbow never gets old.
MMA > CFA > MBA
-Bartender at a certain tavern
uh-oh….I cut my daughter’s nails today before camp — do I need one of those fancy schmancy Cosmetologist licenses to be compliant?? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Hahahahahhah…….I’m so fucking nervous…hahahahahahah…..someone..anyone…get me the fuck outta….hahahahahaha….here……hahahahhahaha….you guys are so….crazy….but…hahahah…get me the fuck out of here, seriously.
Wanna really crack her up? Bring up the Hindenberg, the Holocaust or 9/11. Yeah, she freaks out and all but also finds these things simply hilarious! cuckooooo..cuckooooooo…
maybe you don’t wear a bra next time.
@10 @ side titty is one of life’s little pleasures, amirite?
-unrepentant perv
Its impolite to point! I don’t care if you’re on an erotic journey from Milan to Minsk!
2 questions:
Lights on and hitting it?
and
Where’s the clickclack and yimyam spy ring?
-guy who misses guy who hits things with lights on wondering whatever happened to clickclack and yimyam.
Anna Chapman is a star, Bess. You can’t just replace her.
-Tony Moss
All the lights on, clickclack and yimyam taking turns videotaping the Latvian slore. “Don’t just stare at it, eat it!”
Seriously – why does “close” count in horseshoes? Hand grenades I totally get… but Horseshoes? You are supposed to hit the post. I have played it myself.
– Guy who has been struggling with this for some time but just now got the gumption to ask the question without fear of reprisal to an audience who really finds the inquiry irrelevant.
short sleeved snuggie?
Bammy lover- we found your video. rtsp://v2.cache8.c.youtube.com/CkELENy73wIaOAkyCUhOho0EORMYESARFEIJbXYtZ29vZ2xlSARSBXdhdGNoWgl4bF9ibGF6ZXJg6vnGkrS0_ZBMDA==/0/0/0/video.3gp
@16 Thats why I always say hand grenades and shit fights
-guy with no social tact
@18, recommended read “computers for dummies”
Bess, in your Bessocracy, how would you punish this little scamp?
Her first problem started when she was tying to fly to Moscow from JKF Airport…
tits or gtfo…
the fun loving open mouth smile says “I’ll do things other girls won’t;” the white haines bra says “granny panties down below!”
She’s pointing at me! She really wants me!
Foreign Operative/Spy Confirmation:
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/07/27/Anna_Fermanova_072710_20.jpg
Side Titty Confirmation:
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/07/27/Anna_Fermanova_072710_21.jpg
Kinky Sex Addict Confirmation:
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/07/27/Anna_Fermanova_072710_16.jpg
-MANAGING! DIRECTOR
None of these skanks compares to the best red-head who’s all-American. LIz Claman who I think gave BGC traders side-titty shot today.
–guy who now wishes he had accepted forex desk job at BGC last year
I’d Wallop it !!