A breathtaking portrait hanging in JD’s yet-to-be-sold Chicago home. [Luxist]
art, Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan, now let's see the nude, portraits
nice. This guy has class. I’ll buy it off him.
@1 You can’t buy class.
@2 I want to tell you to burn but I also see what you did there.
@2 but you can buy ass
Ya, that terrace is really private. For Manhattan, maybe.
“After the landlord showed me the view of James and his wife playing beer pong on the roof, I took the place.”
-2L Chicago Community College School of Law
@2 works for UBS
Decorating your place with your own face is the new killing it, but I prefer vulva.
Looking at these photos the first thought it my mind was “a Greek lives here”
Guys. It’s not class – it’s taste. Proves again that money and power can’t buy taste.
@4 true, but aren’t you better off renting?
-2, not a UBS employee (NTTAWWT)
So so so so so tacky. So Greek.
You mean the portrait or the rest of the decor?
That gives me an idea.
In Soviet Union, only portrait of Lenin and Stalin allowed in house!
Hanging douchey art of yourself posing at the top of the stairs is the new killin it?
Probably both. The carpet and the ceiling color have got to go.
@4/Epstein, didn’t expect to see you back so soon!
….and a refrigerator stocked full of Chobani brand yogurt…..so soo so so freakin Greek…..so tacky….so tackopolous…
@16 The frightening thing is that even with the ridiculous painting it looks miles better than Ken Lewis’s house (at least judging by the broker photos).
Going Greek is the new killin’ it
In Soviet Russia, your face have house on it
there’s a Blago joke in here somewhere…
What type of crappy architect did he hire that placed the landing for the stairs right next to a load bearing column?
And commenting about a guy’s art is even gayer than the actual art.
Possibly one of the $6K suits mentioned at http://daysoflivingaimlessly.blogspot.com/2010/07/day-255-ant-and-grasshopper.html
@23 Better than a load bearing walls. He’s clearly going to install levels
This has been the best thread all day, despite its short length
Folks this is a classy house. If you want a classy house, you need mwable cwalumns. For this week only we’re running a special at our superstore in Staten Island – come and get your mwable cwalumns so you can be classy too.
@26 – reminds me of my honeymoon.
I hear this is minor league next to Dick Fuld’s garden gnome
very good chances that this is not Dimon’s art, nor his furniture, but crap used by the brokerage to”stage”the apartment.
@26 If you step back from the monitor and stare, the thread appears to be egg-shaped
Is that a mirror on the ceiling?
i never really enjoyed head either…….
from guy who’s not sure about his sexuality
in soviet russia, portrait hangs you
The bottom half is hanging in the Lincoln Bedroom
There is no point in critiquing the decorating style of Greeks, the point is Zeus.
Leopard print chairs are the new killing it?
Greeks are the new Canadians.
Can I get a giant ice sculpture with that shit?
Wait, no squat rack in the home gym? (only kind of joking…)
I disagree. I find his taste quite peccable
Ugg – the headless horseman
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