Jamie Dimon Has Impeccable Taste In Art

A breathtaking portrait hanging in JD’s yet-to-be-sold Chicago home. [Luxist]

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48 Responses to “Jamie Dimon Has Impeccable Taste In Art”

  1. UBS Sucks Guy says:

    nice. This guy has class. I’ll buy it off him.

  2. guest says:

    @1 You can’t buy class.

  3. UBS Sucks Guy says:

    @2 I want to tell you to burn but I also see what you did there.


  4. Anonymous says:

    @2 but you can buy ass

  5. Anonymous says:

    Ya, that terrace is really private. For Manhattan, maybe.

    “After the landlord showed me the view of James and his wife playing beer pong on the roof, I took the place.”

    -2L Chicago Community College School of Law

  6. Anonymous says:

    @2 works for UBS

  7. Anonymous says:

    Decorating your place with your own face is the new killing it, but I prefer vulva.

    -Your buddy,


  8. Anonymous says:

    Looking at these photos the first thought it my mind was “a Greek lives here”

  9. Landis says:

    Guys. It’s not class – it’s taste. Proves again that money and power can’t buy taste.

  10. guest says:

    @4 true, but aren’t you better off renting?

    -2, not a UBS employee (NTTAWWT)

  11. Anonymous says:

    So so so so so tacky. So Greek.

  12. Anal_yst says:


    You mean the portrait or the rest of the decor?

  13. Anonymous says:

    That gives me an idea.
    -Handsome Steve

  14. Anonymous says:

    In Soviet Union, only portrait of Lenin and Stalin allowed in house!

  15. Anonymous says:

    Hanging douchey art of yourself posing at the top of the stairs is the new killin it?

  16. Landis says:


    Probably both. The carpet and the ceiling color have got to go.

  17. Anonymous says:

    @4/Epstein, didn’t expect to see you back so soon!

  18. Anonymous says:

    ….and a refrigerator stocked full of Chobani brand yogurt… soo so so freakin Greek… tacky….so tackopolous…

  19. PermaGuest says:

    @16 The frightening thing is that even with the ridiculous painting it looks miles better than Ken Lewis’s house (at least judging by the broker photos).

  20. Anonymous says:

    Going Greek is the new killin’ it

  21. Anonymous says:

    In Soviet Russia, your face have house on it

  22. Anonymous says:

    there’s a Blago joke in here somewhere…

  23. Anonymous says:

    What type of crappy architect did he hire that placed the landing for the stairs right next to a load bearing column?

    And commenting about a guy’s art is even gayer than the actual art.

  24. Anonymous says:

    @23 Better than a load bearing walls. He’s clearly going to install levels

  25. Anonymous says:

    This has been the best thread all day, despite its short length

  26. Anonymous says:

    Folks this is a classy house. If you want a classy house, you need mwable cwalumns. For this week only we’re running a special at our superstore in Staten Island – come and get your mwable cwalumns so you can be classy too.

  27. Anonymous says:

    @26 – reminds me of my honeymoon.

  28. Hamilton says:

    I hear this is minor league next to Dick Fuld’s garden gnome

  29. Onan the Fruitarian says:

    very good chances that this is not Dimon’s art, nor his furniture, but crap used by the brokerage to”stage”the apartment.

  30. Jonah Gibson says:

    @29…best! thanks.

  31. Anonymous says:

    @26 If you step back from the monitor and stare, the thread appears to be egg-shaped

  32. Anonymous says:

    Is that a mirror on the ceiling?

  33. ChicagoChick says:


  34. Anonymous says:

    i never really enjoyed head either…….

    from guy who’s not sure about his sexuality

  35. Anonymous says:

    in soviet russia, portrait hangs you

  36. Anonymous says:

    The bottom half is hanging in the Lincoln Bedroom

  37. NakedShort says:

    There is no point in critiquing the decorating style of Greeks, the point is Zeus.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Leopard print chairs are the new killing it?

  39. Anonymous says:

    Greeks are the new Canadians.

  40. Anonymous says:

    Can I get a giant ice sculpture with that shit?

    -Uncle Vito

  41. Anonymous says:

    Wait, no squat rack in the home gym? (only kind of joking…)

  42. Guest says:

    I disagree. I find his taste quite peccable

  43. Anonymous says:

    Ugg – the headless horseman

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