• 21 Jul 2010 at 4:51 PM

Jamie Dimon Has Impeccable Taste In Art

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A breathtaking portrait hanging in JD’s yet-to-be-sold Chicago home. [Luxist]

Comments (48)

  1. 1
    Posted by UBS Sucks Guy | July 21, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    nice. This guy has class. I’ll buy it off him.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    @1 You can’t buy class.

  3. 3
    Posted by UBS Sucks Guy | July 21, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    @2 I want to tell you to burn but I also see what you did there.

    bravo!

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    @2 but you can buy ass

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    Ya, that terrace is really private. For Manhattan, maybe.

    “After the landlord showed me the view of James and his wife playing beer pong on the roof, I took the place.”

    -2L Chicago Community College School of Law

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    @2 works for UBS

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Decorating your place with your own face is the new killing it, but I prefer vulva.

    -Your buddy,

    Roubs

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Looking at these photos the first thought it my mind was “a Greek lives here”

  9. 9
    Posted by Landis | July 21, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    Guys. It’s not class – it’s taste. Proves again that money and power can’t buy taste.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    @4 true, but aren’t you better off renting?

    -2, not a UBS employee (NTTAWWT)

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    So so so so so tacky. So Greek.

  12. 12
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 21, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    @11

    You mean the portrait or the rest of the decor?

  13. 13
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    That gives me an idea.
    -Handsome Steve

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    In Soviet Union, only portrait of Lenin and Stalin allowed in house!

  15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    Hanging douchey art of yourself posing at the top of the stairs is the new killin it?

  16. 16
    Posted by Landis | July 21, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    @12

    Probably both. The carpet and the ceiling color have got to go.

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    @4/Epstein, didn’t expect to see you back so soon!

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    ….and a refrigerator stocked full of Chobani brand yogurt…..so soo so so freakin Greek…..so tacky….so tackopolous…

  19. 19
    Posted by PermaGuest | July 21, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    @16 The frightening thing is that even with the ridiculous painting it looks miles better than Ken Lewis’s house (at least judging by the broker photos).

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Going Greek is the new killin’ it

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 8:02 PM

    In Soviet Russia, your face have house on it

  22. 22
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    there’s a Blago joke in here somewhere…

  23. 23
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    What type of crappy architect did he hire that placed the landing for the stairs right next to a load bearing column?

    And commenting about a guy’s art is even gayer than the actual art.

  24. 24
    Posted by Jonah Gibson | July 21, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    Possibly one of the $6K suits mentioned at http://daysoflivingaimlessly.blogspot.com/2010/07/day-255-ant-and-grasshopper.html

  25. 25
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    @23 Better than a load bearing walls. He’s clearly going to install levels

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    This has been the best thread all day, despite its short length

  27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 11:06 PM

    Folks this is a classy house. If you want a classy house, you need mwable cwalumns. For this week only we’re running a special at our superstore in Staten Island – come and get your mwable cwalumns so you can be classy too.

  28. 28
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:03 AM

    @26 – reminds me of my honeymoon.

  29. 29
    Posted by Hamilton | July 22, 2010 at 4:22 AM

    I hear this is minor league next to Dick Fuld’s garden gnome

  30. 30
    Posted by Onan the Fruitarian | July 22, 2010 at 6:05 AM

    very good chances that this is not Dimon’s art, nor his furniture, but crap used by the brokerage to”stage”the apartment.

  31. 31
    Posted by Jonah Gibson | July 22, 2010 at 7:45 AM

    @29…best! thanks.

  32. 32
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 8:21 AM

    @26 If you step back from the monitor and stare, the thread appears to be egg-shaped

  33. 33
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    Is that a mirror on the ceiling?

  34. 34
    Posted by ChicagoChick | July 22, 2010 at 8:34 AM

    mine!mine!mine!

  35. 35
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    i never really enjoyed head either…….

    from guy who’s not sure about his sexuality

  36. 36
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 9:05 AM

    in soviet russia, portrait hangs you

  37. 37
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    The bottom half is hanging in the Lincoln Bedroom

  38. 38
    Posted by NakedShort | July 22, 2010 at 9:10 AM

    There is no point in critiquing the decorating style of Greeks, the point is Zeus.

  39. 39
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 9:40 AM

    Leopard print chairs are the new killing it?

  40. 40
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 9:46 AM

    Greeks are the new Canadians.

  41. 41
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    Can I get a giant ice sculpture with that shit?

    -Uncle Vito

  42. 42
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    Wait, no squat rack in the home gym? (only kind of joking…)

  43. 43
    Posted by Guest | July 22, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    I disagree. I find his taste quite peccable

  44. 44
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    Ugg – the headless horseman

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