Barney Frank is a pretty well-known Representative. But you know what? Some people just don’t keep up with the who’s who of Congress. Having said that, I’m pretty sure Mr. Frank did not go to the trouble of crafting this financial reform bill thing so that he could show up to various establishments (night-clubs, the supermarket, the ferry to Fire Island, what have you) and suffer the indignity of not only having to ask “Do you know who I am?” but have the answer be “No” and/or “I don’t care, sir.”
Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank caused a scene when he demanded a $1 senior discount on his ferry fare to Fire Island’s popular gay haunt, The Pines, last Friday. Frank was turned down by ticket clerks at the dock in Sayville because he didn’t have the required Suffolk County Senior Citizens ID. A witness reports, “Frank made such a drama over the senior rate that I contemplated offering him the dollar to cool down the situation.
Barney Frank [Page Six]
Bawney must be destroyed! Destroyed with fire! Fire Island!
Bawney needs a bailwout
you should thee the thtink he makes when you don’t give him the left-handed, gay, jewish congrethman dithcount
Why do these congresspersons dick around like that and get sucked into a gossipy circle? “Jerks!”, I say. They should simply reach around to the confused authority figure in charge at the time. In a bar, shouldn’t one offer to push in another’s stool if it is in the way rather that jerk off the person in the way and shove the stool aside??? Our manners shouldn’t get blown off like that.
They make denominations that small?
-Confused trust fund baby
He looks so regal in that barrel-chest.
@5, I think they are slowly being phased out in favor of Bess Bux
Those mannaries never get old.
Barney just got confused between “ferry” and “fairy” discount. It happens.
–guy at the “ferry” ticket window
Well Barney the fairy store called and theyre running out of you!
@9 FTW – great post
I heard Donald Trump went to Fire Island and wouldn’t stop calling it You’re Fired, Island – so they banned him from ever coming back.
…and by I heard, I mean I completely made that up.
Nice work (client)#9.
in soviet russia, ferry jew you
what a douche (not that this is news), was probably just trying to assert his dominance for his partner(s)
Anal_yst,
what are your thoughts on dudes dominating their partners? And how does that relate to your name? NTTAWWT?
- Guy who benches 250 and likes to know what Anal_yst is thinking in order to improve his gym stats
I weigh ~250 lbs, Anal_yst, can you benchpress me?
-B. Frank
Ok , this is absolutely galling. It’s the 21st century people!! Is it me, or is the homophobia WAYYYYY out of line in this finance forum? I mean, for real???
Anal_yst,
For douching, Have you tried Summer’ Eve? It’s helped me make yoga class so much more bearable.
- Gal who’s met Anal_yst and knows he’s all about the douche.
I’m not surprised by this egregious sense of entitlement.
-Little Boy in Big-Boy Costume Who was Succumbed to 38 Showings of Space Jam by Barney Frank Between 1996 and 1998
@2 Bawney is in a perfectly fine capital position; he’s just under liquidity constraints.
Yeah, well the jerk store called, and said they were running out of you!
@17 – never attribute to homophobia that which can simply be attributed to Bawney-phobia.
The guy’s a flaming douchenozzle, and would still be even if he were straight.
Why was he going to Fire Island?
@21 – I slept with your wife.
pitcher or catcher?
@17 While we all appreciate your moral disgust with our sense of humor, I think you need to step off your fucking high horse, remove the splintered telephone pole from your abused asshole and relax for a minute…ok guy? We’re just trying to have a good time here.
Same reason I go to Fire Island. They have really great ice cream.
Fire island colon kicking is the new killing it.
Bess, as long as you are linking to Page Six, the always amusing Scott Galloway was in there today.
@26, moral high horse? are you FOR REALS? I guess gay bashing is de riguer at whatever boiler room you toil at, but for those of us west of the East River it’s quite gauche. mmmmk?
he looks like Snooki
@18
Glad you’ve got your feminine hygiene issue(s) under control, but I doubt we’ve ever met
@17 Fuck you faggot!
–The Gay Banker
I recognize that picture from an old post… Bess, what happened to the Volley Ball post? Told lots of people about it, but could never find it again.
PS. I hear that they have release 25 wild capybaras on the island to attract more visitors… Could this be the reason for Barney’s Trip?!
N-H-B.
@24 (whispers) His wife’s in a coma…
@17 – What’s homophobia?
@All – In Soviet Russia, benchpress Anal_yst you!
-Guy who had two things to say but only felt like commenting once
hell yes
Guys (and Gals?)
what’s with all the Anal_yst hate? New to this website and still figuring out the memes.
-Curious
@17 Fuck your PC nigga, fuck your PC
-Guy who re-writes old Chappelle jokes to insult douche liberals
@ 30 “for reals”? My you are quite fabulous aren’t you?
@17 I know this fear of a housing collapse is ridiculous!
Gay AIG Quant
@39 Meet me a Minetta’s around 5pm today and I will explain the various memes. I’ll be the guy wearing a tank top and tiger-striped zoobas punching everyone in the face. Punch ME in the face so I know it’s you.
-Guy who still rocks tiger-striped zoobas
Either that or you’re a pretentious Asian girl given your love of excessive punctuation and teenage phrases.
-41
@ 44 has some serious motive examination to do- in one sentence you have derided Asians, gays, girls, teenagers, and grammarians.
@17=Head Anal-ist at Ping Capital
@30- I’m from California (quite far west of the East River, just so you know), and I hate to burst your bubble, but gay bashing is funny here, too. Sorry.
Berney Frank created the subprime crisis, and I hope there is a lot of chlorine in that pool
@30- silly faggot dicks are for chicks
@45, and those full of pretense.
-detai-oriented guy who, from time to time, uses dictionary.com to expand on a point
He must have been unrecognizable on the wharf without his pink boa.
Fat people aren’t allowed on the ferry to F.I. Sorry, Barney.
-mrp
@ 47, you must feel so happy with yourself. Good luck with that!! And whatever, getting out your rage at the GBLTTNAPC community on an anonymous website makes you sooooooo big.
@34 there ya go:
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/questions-for-barney-frank/
@53, I will be the guy at Minetta Tavern tonight with the Lehman Bros necktie on punching you in the face.
-not @47
Jeebus, Minetta’s sounds like a dangerous place. I don’t think I could enjoy my meal if people kept punching me in the face.
@55- I will be the guy at Minetta Tavern in the pink oxford with french cuffs, punching myself in the face for wearing pink.
-47
@39. Because he is an aggressive arrogant narcissistic bully with an inferiority complex who can only bench press 250
Gal who likes to answer meme Qs
Wearing high heels and a Liberace outfit should’ve been a dead giveaway
I went ahead and added a review to Yelp for Minetta’s that I believe channeled the reviews that I have seen on Dealbreaker.
@39- Too Long; Didn’t Read
Also- Be careful. Dealbreaker has been known to “be less about finance than [it is] a culture of malice.”
-guy who revisits old memes partially because he thinks maybe a couple people will smile at how he has chosen to greet @39
@60/naked- I was hoping for a longer, more detailed description of what you were wearing and what happened to you after you got to Minetta’s.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/minetta-tavern-new-york?rpp=40&sort_by=date_desc
@18 Are the seagulls still circling?
what’s with you pussies and benching 250?
-guy who benches more than 250
@64, Prove it. Minetta Tavern 7:30 PM sharp. BENCH PRESS CONTEST. Then I punch you in the face
-55, guy who punches more than 250
The Minetta Tavern stuff is getting pretty old
@66 you read my mind. this is the last day for minetta tavern “jokes.” moving forward, they will be deleted. save yourself the despair (and me the time) and do better.
Geez, Bessar, why so mean lately?
Ona these days I may feed the trolls and actually participate in a bench press contest, although I see little upside in it besides some minor entertainment for a day or two for me, hmm…
@68 I’m not being mean, it’s just gotten extremely old and I know you can do better.
@68 Don’t you mean “why so moody?”
- guy who’s still stuck on awful cow puns despite the warning and has no beef against this one being remooved
Bessar is right. The Minetta jokes are charred to a crisp. You people shld have stopped after @60 had the win with the Yelp post. Moooove along now; there’s no punch left in the Minetta jokes
@68 – you made me laugh
@69 – you too
Slow.Minetta.Day.
Given those defined abs and massive delts and traps its obvious he was suffering from roid rage