All Lindsay Lohan ever did was drive drunk a few times, endanger the lives of others, show flagrant disregard for the law, star in a few terrible movies and preside over the death of a puppy with each passing day she refuses to go back to her natural red roots from that god-awful bleach blonde. For all this and maybe a little more, people say she sucks. And then you have Lloyd Blankfein, over there on West Street, consistently making it rain day in and day out, not racking up the DUIs and definitely not making horrible hair choices, getting a free pass? It’s not right, says the guy directing her in a new Linda Lovelace film (once she gets out of the clink).
What about the argument that she’s a public figure, and the press’s ability to say or show almost anything they want in relation to public figures, no matter how harsh or unfair, is constitutionally protected, and that if she can’t handle it, she shouldn’t have gone into the entertainment business?
Well, we’re not discussing what’s illegal. I think it’s more about the crumbling of something very basic and humane. I encounter people all the time — people in real life, fancy people with money — who say, “Oh, are you the guy doing that movie with Lindsay Lohan? God, I can’t stand her. I wish she’d drop dead.” What? Who ginned that up? Where do people feel that ease in saying that? And why, precisely, are people barking for her extinction instead of putting Tony Hayward or Lloyd Blankfein in their imaginary electric chair?
Is the imaginary electric chair what killed Tennessee Williams?
Wow, Bess, wouldn’t have guessed you were a Salon reader!
@2 alas I’m just a “has google alerts for Lloyd Blankfein”-er.
bc Lindsay in not value-added
I’ll bet the audition to star in Inferno was grueling.
I will change my opinion of LiLo the day Lloyd and Tony seen in public with an ankle monitor and wearing bikinis.
she’s a convicted criminal dude, with a record. She did six months in chino for exposing her drunk-driving to LA.
Thankfully Lindsay is in the news again…Now Etrade has more material for their commecials.
Bullshit, Bess. You follow me on Twitter.
“Things just got real” is getting overplayed
Also “fancy people with money” lol
Sadly, some spoil long before the expiration date. Safe to go ahead and throw this one out.
It’s just so sad what she is putting her parents through
LiLo’s problems will be solved either by herself or by local government authorities. It’s up to her to decide which.
@13 = SaMANtha Ronson
Lindsay jumpsuit orange #ghettocrayoncolors
Aside from that atrocious hair color, does anyone really care if she spends 90 days in jail?
@16- uh, yes i care.
- Tito Vasquez (MJ distribution, broadway & vine)
time for LiLo to grow up, the party is over…..literally
Free LiLo! Thank you Bess. Made my day.
–Gay Banker
I just got fired yesterday.
-Guy who hates Anal_yst
Don’t forget the kittens… Lloyd certainly didn’t.
At least she’s not sitting around her parent’s house sending out 4-5 resumes a day. Also, in Soviet Russia you monitor ankle bracelet.
@20 its cool bro…Hanover Insurance Group has an associate claims adjuster position open
that f#ck nail was really classy on her part, I am sure it will take off
In Soviet Russia claims adjust you.
-@20
I would do her with the lights on, wearing a Pharaoh costume.
I find it disgusting that this river rat can galivant around all the live-long day, huffing chemicals, smoking cigarettes, and drinking, without any recourse or sense of personal responsibility. What has happened to our civilization? Our young people have zero respect for life, liberty, or law.
And furthermore, this president just waltzes through the door and starts pointing the finger. AS IF WE, THE RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, CAUSED THIS GREAT DISTRESS AND MOTION WITHIN OUR SOCIAL BASE.
Lyndsay & Barack, I’ve had it up to HERE^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. The mistrust. The vices. Men missing fingers, chipped nail polish, deviated septums, drugs on a peen, oil on my sandals, moisture seeping through my fleshbeard. You can have it all. YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL.
But let me inform you, you fucking dolts. The day this shit show comes to a halt, don’t come around looking for good ol’ Clifford for a tug/rub. You’ve done it to yourselves. And I could give a good jolly fuck.
In Soviet Russia, coke snorts Lindsay.
any man who refers to people in a shortened manner manner like LiLo should be beaten with a sack full of bowling pins and forced to turn in his man card.
I hope the prison guards triple penetrate her with batons.
/Max Hardcore 8===)~
I hear Lindsay Lohan has some kind of a bond? Is this for sale, and if so, is it a strip?
or a sack full of dildos…
30- max hardcore is disturbing. Seek help.
@30, sure whatever the guards do will pale in comparison when some chola decides to make Lilo her Barclays.
I’m gonna go against the consensus, and hope she is released early so that filming can commence. I’d like to determine for myself whether she has been cast appropriately for the Lovelace role.
@33 = racist, check your motifs.
having a jumpsuit that matches your hair is the new killing it…
@31 Can I Short it?
@31 yes the original Lohan certificates were bullets stripped into “pre-O/D” and “post-O/D” interest (O/D a binary event with a dynamic data tbd), and principal. The three strips have some bizarro greeks. Go long protection.
Tits on a tube-sock.
@28/CL not bad.
- guy who REALLY doesn’t want to encourage the commentariat-at-large but still recognizes a good variation on the meme
@29 – Anyone who references a “man card” should shoot themselves
I would f*ck her so hard, the crazy would fall out.
I feel like @27 is actually Cliffy
Also, Max Hardcore, you are missed.
@41 – Agreed, I REALLY didn’t want to post it for that same reason.
-Guy who thinks the guy who started the ‘guy who…’ sign off is a hilarious genius.
@42 I’m guessing you refer to “fire crotch” here as LiLo?
@27 just turned my shitty day around. Thx
@47 the only thing 27 did was turn your shitty hole around. You punks can go rant about Obama on the drudge report, here you can fuck off.
@48 or we can just sit here and watch your head explode because you’re so frustrated that someone would post about Obama. In other words, you might be better served stapling your wide open mouth to a diarrhetic horse’s ass.
- Guy who believes #48 really should find a diarrhetic horse.
@48/OT calm down lil timmy geithner you need not be offended by comments about your boy barry. just deal with them until 2012 when the comments will stop
In Soviet Russia, Lyndsay’s face connect dots on my penis
@48. I didn’t take it serious. Did you?
@48 either grow some balls or stick to reading the new republic and daily kos
No sense of responsibility for self in society and the government. It’s always someone else’s fault, and no one realizes that their lives are theirs to control.
@53 That may be too hard for OptionsTrader’s (AKA Shia LaBeouf) infantile emotions to handle. As far as he’s concerned, everyone has a right to the latest and greatest technology can afford – even if it is not even close to being economically affordable for society. To the left and other specimens of Obama supplicants, it’s the thought that counts, not results.
I’m appalled by the short-sightedness of this administration. Not only do they trade Anna Chapman to the Russians for some bald dude (how is that a good trade at any time) but they do it just as they get the opportunity for some serious cellmate sapphism. Shocking.
- Guy who doesn’t care what commenters say; would happily sell out queen and country for Anna Chapman; in a heartbeat.