Okay, so, just an FYI: if you happen to find yourself going through a divorce (which you filed for without telling your wife for a couple months, NBD) and the judge rules against you and you’re like “Well, I’m not at all happy with this turn of events at all and here’s what I’m going to do about it,” don’t let the thing(s) you do about it include:

* Hacking into the judge’s email and changing his password

* Sending messages from his account to his contacts such as “I can S my own D and have. True story.”

* Calling him and his family members and breathing heavily into the phone

* Logging onto chat rooms and leaving comments like the following under your real name:

Spencer Kagan MUST be removed. He is an animal who abuses his authority. He is a Communist sympathizer who travels to Cuba. Why would a state judge spend spare time in Cuba? He has no relatives there. He is a Communist and a supporter of the Castro dictator… that is why.

He steals money. He does not follow the rules of the court. He never had a real job in his life. Why? Because he is just plain dumb. He worked for his daddy all his life and never made any success of himself. His daddy used his political connections to have him appointed to the bench by Governor Cellucci. Even though the Governor nominated him…he never met him and never even heard of him. He did it as a favor to Spencer’s Dad’s friend. LOL

He lied on his judicial application.

He orders litigants to pay his cronies enormous sums of money or face jail.

He loves to throw innocent men and women in jail. He even went as far to successfully throw a 53 year old woman in jail because she had the courage to tell his wife about an affair he was having.

He makes up his mind about a case within 30 seconds of meeting the litigants before hearing any evidence or facts. How is this known? Kagan has himself said it in open court.

He loves to woo the young female interns and rendezvous with them to brag about his “wise” decisions. He drinks like a fish and loves to flirt with these young women.

Let’s see if spencer dares send his state troopers to my house as a retaliation for these truthful comments. I dare you spencer..go for it you perverted creep.

…as there is a good chance you may find yourselves being arraigned “on two counts of stalking, three counts of making threats, four counts of making annoying phone calls and one count of unauthorized access of a computer” a la Morgan Stanley financial adviser Jay Korff. But you’re cool with that, please, by all means, proceed.


Boston man charged wth threatening, stalking Middlesex County judge
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Comments (55)

  1. Posted by EvilBuzzard | July 9, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    “I can S my own D and have. True story.”

    His wife perhaps could lick her split and did.

  2. Posted by guest | July 9, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  3. Posted by guest | July 9, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Sign my own Documents?

  4. Posted by Dan Gilbert | July 9, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    Lebron James MUST be removed. He is an animal who abuses his authority. He is a Communist sympathizer who travels to Cuba. Why would a state judge spend spare time in Cuba? He has no relatives there. He is a Communist and a supporter of the Castro dictator… that is why.

  5. Posted by EvilBuzzard | July 9, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    @3 And he does it with his very own Crayola.

  6. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    “Should I not have done that?” tag would be warranted.

    -Guy who likes to give unsolicited editorial advice of dubious value

  7. Posted by Steve | July 9, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    I know my rights!

  8. Posted by Bess Levin | July 9, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    @4 don’t stop there!

  9. Posted by guest | July 9, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    @4 hence the move to miami, no doubt.

  10. Posted by guest | July 9, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    Sprinkle my own Donuts?

  11. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 11:43 AM

    Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

  12. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    “He drinks like a fish and loves to flirt with these young women”

    Still not seeing the problem….

  13. Posted by aNONemOUSE | July 9, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    I am too hot to be a judge!

  14. Posted by Cliff Asness | July 9, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    I don’t understand the hoopla.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    S your own D is the new killing it

  16. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    S your own juicy plums is the new killing it.

    mmmmmmmmmm…..plums…

  17. Posted by guest | July 9, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    Spend my own Dollars?

  18. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    Shart my own Dungarees?
    Slurp my own Drizzle?
    Sling my own Dingleberries?

    In Soviet Russia, D S you!

  19. Posted by Dan Gilbert | July 9, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    He steals money. He does not follow the rules on the court. He never had a real job in his life. Why? Because he is just plain dumb (NB not racist, just sayin’). He lived with his mommy all his life and never made any success of himself. His mommy used her political connections at the SEC to have him drafted to the team by Commissioner Stern. Even though the Commish’ forced us to draft him…he never met him and never even heard of him. He did it as a favor to Lebron’s Mom’s “friend”. LOL
    He orders advertisers to pay his homies enormous sums of money.
    He loves to smack innocent men and women. He even went as far to successfully smack a 53 year old woman because she had the courage to tell his baby momma about an affair he was having.
    He makes up his mind about a game within 30 seconds of meeting the opponents before the game even starts. How is this known? James has himself said it on the court.
    He loves to woo the young female interns and rendezvous with them to brag about his “wise” decisions. He drinks like a fish and loves to flirt with these young women.
    Let’s see if Lebron dares send his homies to my house as a retaliation for these truthful comments. I dare you Lebron..go for it you perverted creep.

  20. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Proving once again everyone in Boston is an asshole

  21. Posted by sladd | July 9, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    is this really any different then when Paulson (govt employee) told Mack at Morgan Stanley, “take the f#ckin’ money or I am shutting the place down, don’t mess with me today I had to cancel my bird watching trip watch the terns on Nantucket, if you don’t like it you can join Fuld”

  22. Posted by guest | July 9, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    @18 Shart my own Dungarees is good.

  23. Posted by Meme's Got Legs | July 9, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    In Soviet Russia, your D Ss you.

  24. Posted by guest | July 9, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    Satisfy my own Desire?
    Swab my own Deck?
    Scrub my own Dishes?

    Somebody please explain to me what the hell he was supposed to be doing.
    Thanks

  25. Posted by Tax Chic | July 9, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    At my high school, guys used to drink like fish and flirt with young women all the time. It was no big deal.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Proving once again that everyone in Boston has a chronic sharting problem, especially the women folk.

  27. Posted by 2StopShop | July 9, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    LOL

  28. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    Jay Korff. Jay Koff. Jake Off. Jack Off.

  29. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    Jay Korff is a friend of mine.

  30. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    @20 too close to the truth

  31. Posted by 2StopShop | July 9, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    @Bess – my comment, “LOL” was not in response to the piece or any subsequent comment. It was intended to highlight the childlike absurdity of Jay Korff’s chat room post.

    I’ll admit it may not have been the funniest, most well thought out post (probably not a lot of value-add now that I think about it) – and I did just fire it off mid-read, but I still think the deletion of said comment was unwarranted.

  32. Posted by Bess Levin | July 9, 2010 at 1:22 PM

    @31 your “deleted” comment? @27…? was unwarranted…?

  33. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    Is there a Bess impostor on this here site?

  34. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 1:38 PM

    Swap my own Derivatives?

  35. Posted by 2StopShop | July 9, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    @32/BL – I see what you did there. Thank you for adding it back. :)

  36. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | July 9, 2010 at 1:42 PM

    Shorting my own (shares of) Dominion Resources (NYSE: D)?

  37. Posted by Bess Levin | July 9, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    @35 can’t put back something that’s been deleted. the comment was in the spam filter.

  38. Posted by 2StopShop | July 9, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    @37/BL – makes sense. Thank you for the explanation.
    Just thought I’d jump on the bandwagon of bitching about how you run your website. I love the show – now back to the action.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    His beef was with the Judge. To bring his family, daughters into it is beyond acceptable.

  40. Posted by Phil Seltzer | July 9, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    @28, FTW!

  41. Posted by guest | July 9, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    @34 not bad.

  42. Posted by Anal_yst | July 9, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    Aaargh!! This sounds like the sort of thing my stalkers would do. What a loser. Though, in my case I really can S my own D (and do) and I really can bench 250.
    BTW – anyone else going to that douchey bar where every other dbag 2nd year analyst wearing purple/pink/checked euro-style shirts from Charles Tyrwhitt goes, tonight? I need people to know I’m livin the banker life in Manhattan so I might have to mention MePa, Fidi or something equally idiotic to convey that I’m a local and not a Jersey transplant.

    -Anal_yst

  43. Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    How the fuck can they indict you for “making annoying phone calls?”

  44. Posted by Anonymous | July 10, 2010 at 7:47 AM

    They can indict you for making threats, harrassment IN VIOLATION of a Restraining Order. All you have to do is come within so many feet of someone or contact them. This guy apparantly did both and much more.

  45. Posted by skiphph | July 24, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    This Judge broke the law and had direct conflicts of interest, in my opinion, from what I have read. The Family Courts are broken. Jay is innocent until proven guilty like everyone else. The Probate Courts and practices such as this Judge should be audited by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

  46. Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    what does that have to do with him harassing the guy’s family??? If his problem was with the judge, why didn’t he leave the family out of it?

  47. Posted by Anonymous | September 8, 2010 at 2:07 AM

    Problem is, Spencer Kagan appears to be a complete tool, I know because I made this video about him:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVbbjbW_Oio

    Is he now claiming that all of that was hijacked?

    Hmmmmm….. Spencer, Spencer Spencer…..

  48. Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    I don’t know Korf but I sure know Kagan, and the corrupt court system, so whatever you may think you know as the facts in this case are sure to be an exaggeration of the defendant, and a complete white wash of anything and everything this corrupt judge should go to jail for. At least the link shows that Korf had to appeal, and won. Do you have any idea how hard it is to file an appeal and not get it thrown out, never mind win it when the foxes are guarding the hen house so well?

  49. Posted by Williamrice12 | January 28, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    What are you nuts between the lines? Korff admitted to stalking this man AND his family. Regardless of what you think about the judge, Korff is now in prison because he admitted that he is a violent stalker. He lost his job, his reputation, and everything because he coul not contain his lunatic personality. How could the article be an exaggeration when Korff admitted to the facts as set out in the article?

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