Movie Goer Has Oddly Specific Reason For Why Money Never Sleeps Sucks

“Don’t go expecting a movie that will give you some great intellectual or emotional insights into the Wall Street crisis. Sure, there are the obligatory “life on the trading floor” scenes and quasi-faithful recreations of arguments between Treasury and Wall Street at the oak-paneled New York Fed. And there are lots of cameos of CNBC anchors and Nouriel Roubini (as “Dr. Hashimi”) to give the movie “authenticity.” But the authenticity is as phony as Bernie Madoff’s investment returns. How many Fordham-educated prop traders with the last name “Moore” speak fluent Mandarin?” [WSJ via BI]

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49 Responses to “Movie Goer Has Oddly Specific Reason For Why Money Never Sleeps Sucks”

  1. Anonymous says:


  2. Anonymous says:

    Fordham sucks

  3. Anonymous says:

    Hey watch that fuckin’ shit! I went to fuckin’ Fordham and went on to great success in the waste hauling and construction businesses.
    -Vinnie the Guinea

  4. MD says:



  5. Anonymous says:

    Do people at Moore Capital speak fluent Chinese?

    – bunny with a good nose

  6. Dark Helmet says:

    Your Schwartz is as big as mine. Lets see how well you handle it.

  7. guest says:

    lacist plick.

  8. Guest says:

    seller, buyer

  9. Anonymous says:

    Something tells me that this moviegoer might want to steer clear of Manetti’s for a while lest he run into some Fordham educated prop traders that speak fluent Mandarin…

  10. Anonymous says:

    blowing, sucking

  11. Helmet says:

    He looks like Gazoo from the Flintstones.

  12. Anonymous says:

    @11 FTW

  13. client 9 says:

    i assumed “directed by oliver stone” was sufficiently specific

  14. Anonymous says:

    Worst casting since Danny Devito in Other People’s Money

  15. Anonymous says:

    I am too sober…

  16. Invisible Hands says:

    I’d rather shit a knife than watch this movie. Nouriel Roubini should make out with a chainsaw, then shut the fuck up. And Fordham sucks worse than the WNBA.

  17. Shia Labeouf says:


  18. Anonymous says:

    @12 FTW

  19. Anonymous says:

    Me Chinee
    Me pray joke . . .

  20. Anonymous says:

    Blue Horseshoe loves Anicott Steel

  21. Anonymous says:

    In Soviet Russia, oliver stones you!

  22. Guesty Guest says:

    Fordham does NOT suck! However, oak-paneled walls are still up for debate.

    -Fordham MBA

  23. client 9 says:

    @21 – in soviet russia, that joke still not funny

  24. Anonymous says:

    Fordham grads don’t know preferred stock from livestock

  25. Anonymous says:

    can this be our next caption contest?

  26. Anonymous says:

    Shia, meet me at Blockheads in Murray Hill, we can rehearse lines while I hit you with a chain.

  27. Anonymous says:

    @23 – in Soviet Russia, you do not amuse joke!

  28. Anonymous says:

    Shia, in Soviet Russia, I send you to gulag for the high crime of bad acting and just being an all around doooooosh.

  29. Someone who once met Soros says:

    those are 2 purdy looking young ladies there. bit butch but I dont mind

    – Raymond “Chain Rape” Deveraux, Certified Fisting Authority Level III [out on parole]

  30. Mr. Market says:

    @14 if by worst casting you mean, amazing casting. who doesn’t love a pint-size corporate raider? he gave an entire generation the confidence to stand up and shout, “I am small, weird, and subjected to ridicule, but I too can become a PE honch”

  31. Yuck says:

    @Bess–You gave partial credit to Business Insider for this story? Gross.

  32. Anonymous says:

    Everything in finance and economics is phony! It is all full of bullshit- both in the real world and in the movies.

    “‘How many Fordham-educated prop traders with the last name “Moore” speak fluent Mandarin?'” If it is true, who gives a fuck!!

  33. Anonymous says:

    @5 – examine your intelligence

  34. Oliver Stone says:

    Don’t look at me, Jews control the media.

  35. derivative deviant says:

    @6 Schwartz is racist – examine your motives
    @35 Racist – examine your bell end

  36. John says:

    Any update on Shia’s speed dial bloomberg

  37. Anonymous says:

    This is the kid, calls me 59 days in a row, wants to be a player. There ought to be a picture of you in the dictionary under persistence kid.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Blue Horseshoe hates Shia Labeouf.

  39. Anonymous says:

    Daryl Hannah was a terrible casting debacle, now Shia. Get real.

  40. Anonymous says:

    @25 I would sure steer clear of a dude who couldn’t tell common stock from livestock
    -Bud Fox Cattle Fondling Associate Level IV

  41. Anonymous says:

    @14 – Darrly Hannah looks like a white Shaq coming out of the ocean – not only is she unattractive she is also a terrible actress. No way a BSD like Bud Fox would settle for her……

  42. Teldar Paper says:

    16 wins – game over.

  43. ChicagoChick says:

    @24 FTW

  44. Anonymous says:

    @44 FTW

  45. Anonymous says:

    if you had to pick one, would you say gordon gekko has a cfa or an mba?

  46. DJ Jazzy Josh says:

    La-Beef, now there is your quintessential thespian. He has as much range as a daisy air rifle. To match his performance in this film I think I have to go all the way back to Larry Storch in F-Troop. – Obrigado DM

  47. DJ Jazzy Josh says:

    @45 – Fail

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