Opening Bell: 07.08.10
Hedge Funds `Frozen in Headlights’ Cut Trading (Bloomberg) “People are in cash for the most […]
$$$ “Financial engineering by Wall Street has been a huge part of hospital’s financial problems […]
SENDING OUT AN S.O.S: WHO WILL GIVE THIS A HANDOUT/JOB?
Scott Nicholson is a 24 year-old Colgate alum who’s yet to have a job since […]
CME Trader Demands Right To Carry Gun Wherever He Pleases, Damn It!
Be it for protection on the floor, where he really needs or just, you know, […]
Lobbyist For Small Banks Wants Industry To Wake Up!
You think the JPMorgans and the Goldmans and the Citis give a baker’s fuck about […]
Emails That Have The Potential To CHANGE OUR LIVES
As is I’m sure the case for many of you fine people, on a daily […]
Last Day To Nominate Your Favorite Hedge Fund IR Dime
The more you put into this, the more you’ll get out. Send your picks here. […]
“Who Is George Soros?”
Is he “a financier”? The participants in the comedy sketch below give a tiny bit […]
Area Woman Not Impressed By Lloyd Blankfein’s Latest Charitable Donations
The Lloyd and Laura Blankfein Foundation gave $1.7 million to charity last year (up from […]
JPMorgan Bosses Take Road Less Traveled When Dealing With Problem Employee
When Kevin Dillon started working for JPMorgan in March 2008 as a “client processing specialist,” […]
Opening Bell: 07.07.10
EU Lawmakers Back Cap On Bank Bonuses (WSJ) Under the new rules—part of which will […]
$$$ Man jailed for Soho ‘lolly stick’ row stabbings [BBC] $$$ Supreme Judicial Court Rules […]
Where Were You On This One, Lucky Brass Balls?!
“The hedge fund run by David Tepper, the best-paid fund manager in the hedging business […]
Nouriel Roubini Is Soliciting Tips On How To Become The Maestro Of F*cking
He’s a celebrity economist with alleged ties to some of the most dangerous women in […]
Layoffs Watch ’10: Schonfeld Securities
Fifty traders were fired before the long weekend because despite (allegedly) “always caring more than […]
Are Strippers Finally Getting The Thanks They Deserve?
Time was, if you were an exotic dancer, your customers probably wouldn’t have thanked you […]
Wall Street Would Like To Know Where Kirsten Gillibrand, Et Al, Gets Off
She’s gonna put some seriously importante dudes’ b’s in a vice and then just, you […]
Alleged Ponzi Schemer Guy De Chimay Responds To Hideous Allegations
A couple weeks back Guy de Chimay, the hedge fund manager who appeared on the […]
Ken Lewis Kind Of Sucks At Nicknaming People
Would’ve thought this would be an area he’d excel, but no. This was the best […]
Opening Bell: 07.06.10
Banks Redefine Jobs Of ‘Prop’ Traders (WSJ) At Morgan Stanley, one proprietary trader whose desk […]
$$$ That’s it for us today. We’re off Monday, have a great weekend, Happy Fourth […]
Morgan Stanley Schools Employees On How To Fend Off Bear Attacks
Apparently it’s necessary. From: Morgan Stanley (Security) Sent: Friday, July 02, 2010 1:05 PM To: […]