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Another nom
One of the nominees (an Amaranth alum, natch)
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to access Dealbreaker
I’ll invest
STRUMP!
Too old.
I could bench press two of those.
Great personality on that one.
Handbride needed… 2x
my IRR is all over my skivvies
@3 hey bub, do you get what this post is about? soliciting more nominees (although there have been a good number so far, thanks to those who got on it early). so that when the final comes out there will be someone for your liking.
@all if any of you have a photo of elizabeth bock or know where one can be found please get in touch.
I’d go heavy on the ‘R’ with that one.
Like BL says, don’t be a cock bock.
i’d put it in her side pocket
who is this feedbag!
@8 Yes, mistress.
-3
Looks like she has a PeePee. 8====> – - – - -
Who’s the hottie?
I’d like to see her CL:HU:HO.
Why the pic change? Or is it on a rotation?
JA’s IR girl is hotter
oh, the things I would do to her…..
A Wetmore has already been nominated I assume?
Bess:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=elizabeth+bock
She has the nipples of a 6 year old goat
@16/CL the classics never die.
I wonder if she has a good sense of humor and is trustworthy enough for me to achieve emotional intimacy with her?
Finally a post I don’t hate from Anal_yst
-guy who got him to say he benched 250
@25 don’t encourage her! even if she can bench press 250 one time
@25 – pounds or kilos? Kilos = impressive. Pounds=piss off
So…we all done with the boyz? think we need another round, spread it out, add chicago hot ones to the mix (i know, i know)
@28 STFU Kouwe
Did the Amaranth alum enjoy the fishing trips?
L-class
IR Elizabeth Bock?
http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/03_09_10/NY-Philharmonic-Board-Chairman—Gary-Parr-Elizabeth-Bock.jpg
Not doable.
@28 – I know I know! More hot guys Bess!!
Another nom is gorgeous. Another nom… What is that? Dutch?
It happens every god-damned time.
Everytime I don’t get around to looking at DB for a few hours, when I finally check in I discover that I missed some piece of vitally important news. This moves my market.
Touche @4, touche
I will not “objectify” those ladies. Well…….OK….at least I tried.
I click on the picture and it goes to a page with three girls. The additional girl is much hotter than the blond. Why isn’t she up?
I’m going to go ahead and vote for picture 23. IR that attractive means only one thing: raising assets to cover weak performance. I wouldn’t invest YOUR money (even with a wrap for me), but I would definitely attend some IR sessions.
@34 Bess’ Father works, no need for the other “s”, just sayin’
Is that Alyssa Grad on the right?
What we’re all thinking:
-First chick was the best, but too old.
-The second chick is a smokeshow but she’s b&t trash.
-Third looks like someone you’d take home to mom, but she’s B+ at best…
Conclusion, we can do better.
the one on the right is ugly we can all agree on that
Tell them to call me.
~Tiger
@Bess- re: Noms- Om nom nom.
Anal_yst is a vegan…latesonthemenjayyy
@43 – Please allow my standing penis to speak for itself.
@43/44, I’ll bet she browns out pretty nicely if you get her out of NY/CT. That’s also a pretty bright flash right there in her face too.
Add that tan and I’ll bet she’s a solid A-/A. But you gotta have that tan.
Names of those in the pics? The one on the left is looking very pornoesque? Is she IR for San Fernando Valley Capital?
ex-Amaranth one looks like she spends way too much time in MePa, but sexy none-the-less (in that sort of way). Blonde isn’t my style – looks a little Stepford-y, 3rd one is nice.
I’m pretty sure one on left is Alyssa at DB Zwirn
no, yes…next
@21 – lmgtfy…well played
As the best looking quant in Stamford, I asked one of our hot IR women out on a date. Later she snuggled up to me and said, “Would you get mad if I accidentally rubbed a little of my ‘Max Factor’ on your belt?” And I said, “You can program with BARRA too??”
@50 you don’t get the names/relevant details until the final post.
@52 – do your own home work: @52 – http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/ii/20rs-hedgefunds07/index.php?startid=16
Plfuger – calm down. Go move your market in the last stall in the bathroom, holmes.
@34–see? I KNEW i wasnt alone! Boys! Boys!
56- I was rihgt. Whatis you point?
oh Bess you tease!
Will whips, chains and ball gags be used in the final post?
I think these girls already gag on enough balls
@59 – my point: you’re a little b1tch. had you done the work, you could have stated “
I’m pretty surethe one on the left IS…” next time, try to add value champ.what about long-only equity IR girls??? wahhhhhhhhh :(
These girls so far are dogs. Ugly on both counts.
I fucked both of these chicks, nothing special.
@cluz – she’s cute enough, but how the eff is she only 28 if she started her career at jpm in 2001?
perhaps she was 28 in 2007?
@66 that was one hell of an internship summer..
I think Brian Hunter knows the first one…
@69: in the biblical sense?
pass
@67 don’t you take that tone with me. i’m going to come and burn the fucking house down…but you will blow me first.
-mel g.
Having attended Hedgestock and various GAIM conferences, ABS conferences, and boondoggles etc during the boom boom years (’05 – ’07), I consider myself rather qualified in this subject. I had to compete with a number of these broads to raise capital…
Alyssa Grad (didn’t DB Zwirn blow up ages ago?) is up there. I find it humorous, but not the hottest or the brightest bulb to say the least!
Elizabeth Boch is a the nordic blond aryan fantasy girl (part Danish) so worthy of the list, although a bit snobby that one…
Some managers are just desperate for eye candy but can’t afford the looks + brains (like LNG Capital in London), check out Felicity Oudes profile on LinkedIn (0 background in the industry or much of anything…).
I’ll report more on this soon…
This is disgusting
http://nypenre.org/directors.asp?bioID=34
laurel ried grove intl partners
disgusting is the new awesome.
@74 why is it disgusting? the same article was done for males, first, on weds. don’t you think both categories should get a “most hot” list?
i just achieved emotional intimacy all over my secretary’s face
Sheeit gotdamn gotta getdown an jamm.
Investorcluzo, I have little research monkeys like you to track down the research when I need it. Your research was poorly executed, though, and you would not work for me for long. Perhaps you would be better suited at Houlihan Loukey.
@74 if by disgusting you mean “best idea ever”…touche.
If not, then go strap the knee pads back on and get under Stevie’s desk until the Asian markets close.
@72 stop all the hate on Mel Gibson: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/in-money-life-there-is-success-and-there-is-fail
@27: Pieces, baby, pieces.
Yeas, Aye Lyke… mmmmm, In Kazakhstan, these vomens vould be my bitches end cook end clean end have licky licky each ozzer… yeas, Kazakhstan greatest country.
Jennifer Rusk @ Karsch
Sarah Wilson @ Tiger Veda
J. Rusk….soooo hot…want to touch…
@80 – please, I wouldn’t work for you because I don’t do IT, not to mention field techs don’t get subordinates…you ARE the subordinate. now would you be a doll and fix my blackberry, it’s not synching properly. kthxbye.
In Capitalist America , Blackberry synchs you!
MORE BOYS! happy friday all
C’mon Cluzo. Your original message crossed the snarky line. Don’t dish it if you can’t take it.
-Not @80
@52 and @56, you are both wrong. The girl in the picture went to Harvard, is in an acapella group, worked at Amaranth and Goldman to name a couple of firms. At first glance, you would not think this is the same girl in the picture if you saw her on the street. Still a very attractive woman though.
u telling me this is not the one on the right??? http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=10619777
affirmative alissa grad on right
I agree… Alissa is a star
@92 dude… they all look the same, does it even matter?
First, It’s Alissa with an “I”
Second, while we’re BS’ing on the site, shes doubling her firm’s AUM
She’s official
A friend of mine got set up with AG and ended up doing her in the restaurant bathroom on the first date. not surprising that she is doubling AUM – she works hard for the money.
@90 – snark does not have a line. and mr (ms?) sensitive, please tell me how the “original message crossed the snarky line.” c’mon, now, since when did telling someone to “do their own research” become offensive. also see bess @55, names were being witheld for a reason, thus, if you wanted to know you should start digging (did I really have to explain that?). ok time to start the weekend. hold all calls and enjoy the 4th. kthxbye.
stefanie frese of barclays
@96
Disagreed, this is doubling Golub’s AUM
http://www.golubcapital.com/downloads/Keg_Stand.pdf
“@59 – my point: you’re a little b1tch. had you done the work, you could have stated “I’m pretty sure the one on the left IS…” next time, try to add value champ.”
Crossing the snarky line means resorting calling someone a b1tch because you ran out of intelligent ammunition. K?THX?….now you can go.
Throw any punch you want but AG #23 is the real deal. Brilliant beauty with real class.
@99, not sure Stefanie is all that hot but we know she got that cap intro job almost solely based on her looks…
Go Ashley! woot.
I’ve got some size @ on all of these girls so far.
Stacey Timmerman Kelly at Stark
Stacey Timmerman Kelly at Stark
Dorothy Crocker at Halcyon is very pretty too and sweet as sugar. Should rank well.
@108 – I agree on Dorothy at Halcyon. I just can’t wait for this list! Knowing many on these names makes me feel like a seasoned industry player… How about Heather who worked at Polygon?
@109 Heather from Polygon is cute but out of business. Alissa Grad and Dorothy Crocker are my top pics, HOT, smart and kind. Grad is like a model, Crocker like girl next door hot. In a different league than the others.
@110, its great to meet a fellow connoisseur on this subject. we can also include cap intro babes, Jennifer Cohen at BTIG is real cute!
Ym08Ic Thanks a lot for the blog.Much thanks again. Want more.