The House of Dimon has allegedly begun “swinging the ax on prop traders, starting with energy group” with “around 40 people gone so far.”

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Comments (39)

  1. Posted by sa | July 21, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    I have a hard time believing prop at JPM is that big a liability. What’s with JD’s hatred of prop anyways?

  2. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    the fin reg bill is doing just want this gov’t wants, creating more unemployment……way to go guys!!

  3. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    @2 – yeah man, let’s hang this one on the fin reg bill. makes perfect sense.

  4. Posted by JerseyShorePatrol | July 21, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    Feed them to the lions!

  5. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    @3 why dont you hang yourself

  6. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    @5 – zing!

    smart and funny.

  7. Posted by Bawney | July 21, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    Be vewwy, vewwy quiet…I’m hunting pwop twaddas

  8. Posted by WTF | July 21, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    @1 – You don’t suppose the fact that they suck at prop trading has any part in the calculus?

  9. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    JPM? Say it ain’t so.

  10. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    What the hell is a prop trader?

    CFA Candidate

  11. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    its fine. Bernett Capital is hiring prop traders.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    In Soviet Union, energy trades you!

  13. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    true? layoffs going down now? crazy…

  14. Posted by HR Guy | July 21, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend, who knew someone who walked past a building where he thought bank prop traders worked and said bonus’ will be on a par with what delivery guys get at the Shake Shack. But dont take my word for it.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    If Chuck Norris was a prop trader, he wouldn’t be getting fired.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    @8 – What is calculus?

    -Rebellion Research Quant

  17. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    To think I was about to accept an offer to join those guys 9 months ago. They were making money, why fire them? Good luck with keeping any sempra guys around JD ( jackass ).

  18. Posted by Prop guy | July 21, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    @16–Too damn funny!!!

  19. Posted by Landis | July 21, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    That’s stupid. Should have spun it out like those previously bank-owned PE arms.

  20. Posted by STARisTheNewKillingIt | July 21, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    I’m the only one who is getting hired as a prop trader

    -STAR

  21. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Merissa Ree see stars after being with me.

    Plop Trader

  22. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    You never get rid of energy traders. Ever.

    ~East Texas Gas Trader w/”Simple Jack” Haircut

  23. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    @16 FTMFW!!!!!!

    Hahahah, well played sir.

  24. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    I have a friend who left citadel to work at JP Morgan’s exotic derivatives trading desk. Only 26 years old and made $500K this past year.

  25. Posted by anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    sim sima, who’s got the keys to Chan’s Bhima

  26. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    @24 what’s the point?

  27. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    @24 are they prop? I don’t get it.

  28. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    You know what they say, you’re either PROP or you’re employed

    Hondo.

  29. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    Suck a cock Hondo

  30. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    @3 read fin reg bill. Energy derivatives are going to have to be exchange cleared now meaning less money to be made on the OTC market for specialized products that actually hedge commercial risk for physical players. There will also be much higher CASH collateral posting requirements for the trades which increases the capital required to run the business. Makes perfect sense to cut because of this bill, since trading products will be less specialized and more capital intensive.

    Commercial players might get caught up in this too, even if they use the products to hedge their commercial risk. It will be up to CFTC to determine how the rules apply to them. One thing that is certain is that prop desks at financial institutions are screwed.

  31. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    Chappy > Hondo > CFA

  32. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    Prop trading made me dizzy.

    - Ernest Hartzell

  33. Posted by AB | July 22, 2010 at 12:23 AM

    How’s the newly-arrived Sempra crew performed so far?

  34. Posted by Onan the Fruitarian | July 22, 2010 at 8:30 AM

    @30 most energy derivatives traded institutionally are already exchange cleared via clearport… this shouldnt affect any traders are actually “prop” and not getting by scamming their high margin captive OTC/ISDA custies.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    didn’t the sempra crew walk on day 1?

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