Well, this is a set-back. Anna Chapman, the only Russian spy anyone cares about, has had her British citizenship revoked, and the U.K.’s Home Secretary apparently has plans to “exclude” her from the region entirely, as it would be “conducive to the public good.”

After she and three of her colleagues were traded last week for four Americans held by Russia, there was speculation Chapman would head back to London, to perhaps thank her ex-husband for selling topless photos of his ex-wife to some tabloids and also informing them that this chick? Was a phenomenal fuck. Loooooovvved the sex toys, card-carrying member of the Mile High Club and totally up to get down with having her picture taken in the buff. Also, despite the fact that they initially claimed to have never heard of her, trying to get her old job back at Barclays. was probably not something she’d ruled out.

Comments (20)

  1. Posted by guest | July 13, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    Then me said to Anya “go on get them out!”

  2. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    McVities plug me up anyway.

    –Cookie Monster

  3. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    Apparently somebody is shopping around tapes of the UK’s home secretary telling Anna that “if you ever come back I will put you in the fucking rose garden, you cunt.”

  4. Posted by Vlad | July 13, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    In Mother Russia, Citizenship revokes you!

  5. Posted by sladd | July 13, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    how about meeting in Paris to catch up ;)

  6. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    She got traded? Well that just royally f*cks my fantasy league.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    Bessar, are you cranky today?

  8. Posted by Bess Levin | July 13, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    @7 not at all, why do you ask?

  9. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    In Soviet Russia, them go on and get YOU out!

  10. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Why is her head so huge?

  11. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    What a pity.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    @10 – B/c it is filled with secrets! OUR SECRETZ!!! yessssss.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 7:58 PM

    In Soviet Russia Bess Levin tells goat to blow you

  14. Posted by guest | July 13, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    @9 Me not get joke. In Soviet Russia kids love me.
    Also, me considered genius in France.

    -1

  15. Posted by Anonymous | July 13, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    would pound her like a disobedient serf

  16. Posted by Anonymous | July 14, 2010 at 7:57 AM

    Mmm, well manicured red bush…it’s a delicacy. Wonderful and different while you’re eating it, but nothing you could eat every day.

  17. Posted by Dead_Cat | July 14, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Bloody Tories. On the one hand, we have a smokin’, filthy redhead, who’s up for anything with more or less anyone – and so maybe she tried to be a spy but she wasn’t very good at it so who cares. On the other hand, we have some bald dude who once sold us some Russian secrets, got caught, then imprisoned and hence doesn’t have anything else to give us. Why, in the name of Satan’s taint, would you trade the former for the latter?

  18. Posted by jj | July 14, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    Sucks a golfball through a garden hose ???????

  19. Posted by latenite | July 16, 2010 at 1:17 AM

    It would be hard for her to swallow..

  20. Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    She should check with BofA, either Brille will hire her in Asia or Orcel in Russia!!!

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