• 07 Jul 2010 at 10:30 AM
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  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    CFA just jumped the shark.

  2. 2
    Posted by Chez | July 7, 2010 at 10:32 AM

    Man, there’s just something about a guy who tucks his t-shirt into his shorts that reaks of CFA…

  3. 3
    Posted by Toxic Chic | July 7, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Fucking tool

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    Pretty, are those New Guinea impatiens?

  5. 5
    Posted by Knowledge and Numbers | July 7, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    On a serious note, what’s better: CFA or MBA?

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    In Russia CFA passes you!

  7. 7
    Posted by I'm Seriously Pre-C-ing | July 7, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    Is that a modified HP-12C?

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Definitely New Guinea impatients. Is that a privet hedge next to?

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    they were also on wall st this morning too

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Is this a leftover Kouwe post?

  11. 11
    Posted by Bike | July 7, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    @Bess What does he have in his hand?? Is there something in his back pocket or is that just some shit on the street? Looks like a paperback.

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    On vacation from Louisiana.

  13. 13
    Posted by aisincl | July 7, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    CFA > Club Fat Ass http://www.clubfatass.com/blog/sibylle/jason-just-got-his-new-cfa-shirt > Circus Fans Association http://www.circusfans.org/merchandise_list.php > Certified Facebook Addict http://www.zazzle.com/im_a_c_f_a_tshirt-235570304268217394 > MBA

  14. 14
    Posted by Bess Levin | July 7, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    @10 I wish you were funny.

  15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    That guy’s name is Dickran. He already has a CBSMBA (Go Tigers!)

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    Bess, when is the result of the hedge fund IR hotties coming out?

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    English Boxwood

  18. 18
    Posted by Gozer | July 7, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    That better be a pair of corduroy cargo pants and a South Carolina “Cocks” hat to go along with those burns

  19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    @2 And the guy has a book in his back pocket.

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    @17 thanks

  21. 21
    Posted by HAM05 | July 7, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    @18 are you implying there is something wrong with distinguished burns? or are you one of those john daly looking motherfuckers?

  22. 22
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    Thats the best picture of anal_yst I have seen yet.

  23. 23
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    @18 I concur.

    Clinton P. Angstrom
    President, John-Daly-Looking Motherfuckers of America (JDLMA)

  24. 24
    Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | July 7, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    @22:

    Benches 125 lbs max. 2-3 reps.

  25. 25
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    Is that a matching hat?

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    http://www.fashionmeetsfinance.com/photo_gallery.html

    That guy can be seen in picture #2 in the attached link. His game is gonna get even better after passing level 1.

  27. 27
    Posted by anony | July 7, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    @13 – Already have all those. Working on a joint JD/PhD while building my Coasters From Antartica startup. It’s no big deal.

  28. 28
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    Don’t know wtf is going on but I do know that that guy is absolutely killing it

  29. 29
    Posted by Karry Ludlow | July 7, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    @18 actually the hat would be a “National Champion South Carolina Cocks”

    probably gonna win a football championship this year too

    -South Carolinian

  30. 30
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    @28 – no, I think you know EXACTLY wtf is going on.

  31. 31
    Posted by -Dixsie normous | July 7, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    People like this tool deserve to get punched in the face. ill volunteer

  32. 32
    Posted by Anonymous T. Bosch | July 7, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    I saw them on the way to work this morning at Park & 51st. What he is holding is a bunch of cards that say Pass the CFA. I don’t know if it’s actually related to the CFA Institute, as it looked to have something to do with the city.

  33. 33
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    I saw that guy a Minetta Tavern last night. He totally owned the place. Tits on sticks draped all over him.

  34. 34
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    @32 Perhaps a new gentlemans club named called the CFA Institute? Tits and tutoring.

  35. 35
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    Certified Forceful Analrapist?

  36. 36
    Posted by CFA | July 7, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    7city’s promotional to attract more candidates

  37. 37
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    Chartered Fucking Asshole

  38. 38
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    @26-yuck! those girls look awful! but what do you expect from a second-tier city like NYC, a place that is filled with ugly jewish girls with terrible bodies.

    These NYC fools should visit Chicago during the summertime. Hot blondes with banging bodies everywhere. And it’s a far superior city as well.

  39. 39
    Posted by client 9 | July 7, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    i see that the answers to the CFA exam have been hidden on the inside of mcdonalds cheeseburger wrappers

  40. 40
    Posted by Ethical Lapse | July 7, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    Tucking your t-shirt in your shorts and briefs is the new killin’ it

  41. 41
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    Complete Fucking Asshat?

  42. 42
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    Tucked in tight t-shirt with a potbelly is the new killing it

  43. 43
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    Carrying the latest Harry Potter in your back pocket while scoping the ladies is the new killing it.

  44. 44
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    @37: Nobody takes FMF seriously.

  45. 45
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    Kicking people wearing CFA shirts in the nuts is the new killing it.

    Dr. Roshambo

  46. 46
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    Walter Noel, CFA*
    * Chartered Filly Adorer.

  47. 47
    Posted by Texashedge | July 7, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    @37, because nothing can match the pulchritude of a heavyset Polish girl with a clipped accent and no suntan

  48. 48
    Posted by Investorcluzo | July 7, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    @37 – we’ve had that debate already. epic loss by the windy city. but I admire your courage on this very slow (and hot) day in the city…

    @2 – pat I’d like a “w” please…may I solve the puzzle?

  49. 49
    Posted by OptionsTrader | July 7, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    Damn…I wish I could wear shorts this morning

    -guy who lives in San Francisco

  50. 50
    Posted by Gozer | July 7, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    Those are hardly distinguished burns and the whole look reminds me of an unemployed former big ten frat guy.

    @37 Agreed, that is, until winter comes and the hibernation blubber returns

  51. 51
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    no no no guys, that’s CFP not CFA…much more prestigious.

  52. 52
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    @37 – I work in the Loop and somewhat disagree. Although there are a plethora of slambots north of the river near the merchandise mart (read: advertising, PR, etc), as a whole NYC hardbodies are in much more abundance.

  53. 53
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 12:25 PM

    @11, he’s obviously advertising some kind CFA course with postcards. Look at matching hat and shirt.

  54. 54
    Posted by Shameless Self Promoter | July 7, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    Good news guys. Tiesto is NOT dead after all!

  55. 55
    Posted by CoveredLong | July 7, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    @52 – Sorry dude, you look badass, we’re just kidding. Love the shirt.

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    @32 “Pass the Campaign Finance Amendment.”

  57. 57
    Posted by CFA Level II Candidate | July 7, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    after 2 swings-and-misses and one foul-tip-into-the-catchers-mit I’ve concluded that a) Stalla > Schweser and that b) Anal_yst is my hero

  58. 58
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    @51-go check out north avenue or oak street beach. the girls there are smoking hot, better than anything you’ll see in NYC. problem with NYC is that you get these rail-thin model types who have the body of a young boy. no feminine curves or endowed assets.

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | July 7, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    @57 Amen brother. This past weekend was a prime example of what makes living in Chicago worth the rath of our winters.

  60. 60
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    @58- earn ow o pell

  61. 61
    Posted by delta 1 | July 7, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    I walked by these clowns this am and almost stopped to see what they had to say when i realized if those fools know how to pass the cfa “without studying” (as they claimed) i dont think i want to know…

  62. 62
    Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:10 PM

    @37/58 prob is, that it is Chicago. Stick with the brown suits big guy.

  63. 63
    Posted by TGFBV | July 8, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    I have the CFA, but I’m not impressed by it. Nor am I impressed by this fellow. It lets you check a box. No more, no less. Dbags will be dbags, with or without the letters.

    I suggest moving on from CFA bashing. It is getting old. Unless we can get a picture of two reasonably attractive candidates, preferably one of each gender, doing in on the lawn of CFA headquarters! That would elevate the designation! Let’s go, candidates!

    –CFA & MBA that cares more about performance than the effing letters.

  64. 64
    Posted by Anon | July 13, 2010 at 9:09 AM

    Updated Sighting 7/13/10 9 AM: Two guys handing out cards at the Wall Street 2/3 subway station.

  65. 65
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    he def cries after sex

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