NO NO NO A CFA IS BETTER! (Throws chair.)
[via HP]
Pretty sure that’s what they’re saying.
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Two Dudes Prove Why It’s Best To Argue CFA v. MBA Anonymously Online And Not In Person At Your Favorite Burrito Joint
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to access Dealbreaker
You don’t like Blockheads?
shampoo ees bettah!
I will meet any of you pussies outside of Minetta’s Tavern tonight and give a real tune up. If you want some a this, I will be the guy standing outside wearing a shirt and smoking a cigarette.
No guns?
~Trader in Texas
I hope Mark Haines comments on this tomorrow.
CFA’s clearly won that round.
I don’t want a large Farva, I want a god damned liter a cola!
I think that girl should stick to salads, at least until it’s cold enough for a large winter coat.
As homer would proclaim, “Neeeeeerrrrrdssss!!!!”
@3 I’d watch what you say around here. Some of us can bench ~250.
I would love to hear the explanation of what caused that fight. My mole sauce is so much better than yours. I could deliver in 3 minutes vs. the 4 minutes it takes you bitches? PS, the guy with the chain was about to knock the guy in the street out if the “Manager” didn’t grab hold of it.
Two dudes, one burrito
i’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. you should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. lay low for a while
@10 what do you squat?
I can squat like a 1000 lbs. I too will be outside of Minetta’s wearing a shirt.
Is that Gasparino’s Scion in the background?
Since when did they let the riff raff like that into Murray Hill? Not that early 20′s ex-frat tools are much/any better, well, possibly (slightly) better dressed, but wtf was that? Love how almost all of the non-”participants” walk by like nothings happening at all, ahhh, love NYC!
@3…You talking to me? Yeah, I’ll be there. I’ll be the big dude in the sheepskin chaps. No pants though. I’ll have a band-aid on my right butt cheek. On the left is a tattoo of the AIG logo with “Cassano” scrolled under it. Take a look and you’ll see my package in a gold lame’ banana hammock. I’ll be wearing a giant, green foam novelty cowboy hat with “Jets” on it. I’ll be celebrating passing the CFA by ripping Citi pitchbooks in half and gargling Jaegermeister at the same time. I’ll be wearing red Doc Martens with black knee-high Goldman Sachs logoed socks. Look for my white-rimmed reflecting lens sunglasses, too. Yes..even when its dark. I’ll be doing “body shots” off surprised passers by. I’ll be dry shaving my chest while I wait for you. And if I get bored, I’ll be the dude ripping the tags off of a mattress I’m bringing with me for the occasion, too. Yeah…just like that. Hell is coming to Frogtown, even though NYC isn’t in France.
No but seriously… which really is better? CFA or MBA?
–New Guy to the site who really, really wants a definitive answer on which is better- CFA or MBA.
Something tells me they weren’t arguing CFA vs. MBA…
-guy who is beginning to examine his motives
@18 – I am the bartender at Minetta’s tonight. Come in and punch me in the face so I know its you and then I will kick your ass and make you eat Freedom Fries.
Seriously? Honestly?
Their margarita/corona is the key to the castle of Black Out.
Hey @21…I’ll be there if the other chap isn’t. I’ll be in my favourite pirate costume ready to change your behaviour. I used to be a powerful, wealthy banker but I lost it all and the pirate in me has taken over. Expect a jolly rogering.
Long CMG
Does anyone know where I can get good carne asada fries in NYC?
Missing SoCal.
Oh, these guys pulled a Murray Hill – thats all
I am the waitress at Minetta’s tavern tonight. I will put any of you through a wall if you so much as look at me.
Bess, want my burrito?
The patrons of Minetta’s better hope that a certain English trader isn’t in NYC tonight, or else there may be some jobs opening up for some recently minted CFAs.
Hey asshole @24 – did you just wake from a fucking coma? The mortgage market is still a fucking mess. I’m surprised their marketing info hasn’t been expunged from the net yet. http://www.cmgmortgageservices.com/OurRates.html
-LEH Quant
This never would’ve happened at Chipotle. Just sayin’…
-”Just sayin’” guy who uses ellipses to be deep
I am a tall, handsome Jefferies Analyst and I plan on fighting everyone in Minetta’s tonight; patrons, wait-staff, cooks, everybody. If you are in Minetta’s, plan on being punched in the face.
I will come down there and give you a crew cut, mister.
@10, are you Brian Biscopo?
Sounds like someone really needs a “Nudie Magazine Day”
I have both.
-STAR, CFA, MBA
@22 knows what’s up.
His pants are too big.
BL you own Chaps?
Guy seriously hoping BL owns Chaps.
I feel like the Soviet Russia guy is out today so in his absence:
In Soviet Russia, Chair throws you.
-Guy who misses the Soviet Russia joke but also recognizing it’s on fumes.
@18 I will be the guy outside Minetta’s tavern taking a shit on the middle of the sidewalk. Let’s meet up and ice each.
I have doubts that anyone there has more than a GED, let alone a CFA or MBA
Who said anything about anonymous?
-Zachary Kouwe
In Soviet Russia, Minetta’s Tavern punches itself!
@42, I have doubts that you could bench press the bar, let alone 250lbs.
In Soviet Russia, dead horse beat you!
Re: tags
Yeah Brick, I ‘ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Do you have anywhere you can go or anyone you can stay with, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
@30/LEH QUANT…CMG is the ticker for Chipotle Mexican Grill. But sorry to see you still have such hard feelings for the mtge biz.
honestly….. this was a bunch of d-bags that can’t fight and were actually kinda of scared to really throw down. if you wanna beat that ass, then step up and beat some ass…..
speaking of beating some ass…. bess!?!
48 = Value Stock Tips Guy
@48′s joking right? Amiright?
48=Timmy Sykes eating three day old taco bell while masterbating to Wall St. Warriors reruns
@51 – Afraid not. Had he signed his comment “-AIG Quant”, I would have applauded his efforts.
I’ll be the guy sitting at the bar tonight drinking a beer at Minetta’s. Go ahead, punch me in the face, I won’t care.
Ah, a new installment of “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong”.
I’m flying in to town right now. Some BofA tool next to me. He’s processing some checks from the weekend for me. I’ll be at minetta’s tonight to catch up with @18. That dude knows how to party. I’ll bring my cfa charter and my MBA diploma.
That’s what you get when you hire da hommies…
I’m going to be at Minetta’s tonight too. I’ll be sitting in the corner, wearing an orange tie, a blue shirt, and polka-dot Bermuda Shorts. I’ll be drinking a Shirley Temple with a double shot of Tabasco. I’m really hoping to see someone get punched in the face.
I’ll be at Minetta’s, too, guys. We were celebrating Halloween early at the office today, so I’ll be wearing a police uniform. Try to grab my gun; that way I’ll know it’s you. When I throw you to the ground, draw my taser and call for backup, that’s your cue to shout, “I have a gun in my waistband, and I’m going to shoot you with it, unless you shoot me first.” Then we’ll hug it out and pound some beers.
Minetta’s? Count me in. Ill be the wearing a Juicy track suit, sipping a Capri Sun, petting my collie, stroking my hard on through my pants and wearing my diamond ecrusted tiara that says “Size Queen”. Feel free to punch or fist me as hard as possible.
-D. Kneale
Zachary Kouwe, Cat Fanciers Association, is the founder and portfolio manager of the Copy & Paste Fund. In its first year the fund generated a return of 30 percent on his $300 NAV. Building on the fund’s performance, Kouwe created new marketing materials by copying and pasting Goldman fund strategy PDF’s that showed the fund’s gross 1-year return as well as the 3 and 5-year returns which he calculated by using back-tested performance information. As the marketing material is used only for presentations to institutional clients, Kouwe does not mention the inclusion of back-tested data nor his inclusion of all of our IP addresses. According to the Standards of Practice Handbook, how did Kouwe violate CFA Institute Standards of Professional Conduct?
A. He did not disclose the use of back-tested data and IP theft.
B. He failed to deduct all fees, IP’s, and expenses before calculating the fund’s track record.
C. The marketing materials only include the Copy & Paste Fund’s performance and are not a weighted composite of similar portfolios in which he tried to copy and paste.
@41 = Dykstra
@33
Let me see your clippers
@61 = tried and failed level III
If I go to Minetta’s tonight, can I just enjoy a nice meal or do I have to get punched in the face, too?
/Guy who likes dinner but not face punches
@40- Your work is appreciated, thank you. And Bess… one word, amazing. I’m still glowing.
You know who
@65 Naw Brah, I plan on punching everyone I see at Minetta’s in the face tonight, chicks included
w/ a guy who keeps saying “what’s good,” you’re probably going to win the fight.
I don’t subscribe to the “brah” moniker thing. “Bruh” or “Bro” is OK but I don’t like referring to a guy using a noun that sounds like a titty holster.
~Guy Who Comments from Time to Time on Male Referential Terminology
I don’t subscribe to the “tilde” thing. “-” and “:” are OK but I don’t like referring to myself using a symbol that is reserved for any Spanish class.
-Guy Who Comments from Time to Time on Male Referential Symbology
Wasn’t this video on Tosh.O a while back?
–Guy who can admit to watching Tosh.O/guy is jealous someone gets paid to be on TV and make fun of morons who post videos of themselves doing stupid sh*t on YouTube.
I guess it’s true: you ARE what you eat – “blockheads”
this would never happen at bro jimmy’s…they don’t have metal chairs. just sayin’
finally – how about the delivery guy with the fk’n heavy metal chain that he was itching to start swinging at somebody…has he not been to lock-up in nyc yet (not that I have, but I hear it ain’t pretty)?
Should I get my CFA now you guys?
-Zach Kouwe
Where’s the puke?
250 lbs is a lot?
/laff
blame it on black
those canadians would have been crushed if they didn’t run away
clearly, MBA (Master Black Alliance) wins, not CFA (Chico Fart Alliance)
@42 GED > CFA
We were @ Minettas last night. Anyone know why we got punched in the face?
-The Plastics who were punched in the face for no reason last night @ Minettas.
did anyone notice the mexican dude trying to beat up the dushbags with a metal chain on minute 1.42?
i would of loved he’d landed a hit on them.
losers
genius
retards
my, they’re manly.
my, they’re manly.
hold on to your panties.