Chicken pox outbreak at first day of GS training yesterday. New trainee sent home sick, announcement made to analyst class that chickenpox was the cause and they should come forward with any signs of illness to prevent further infection.
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Chickenpox, really? I had that when I was, like, 7.
Is this sort of thing common up North? Catching children’s diseases as an adult?
Waht a bunch of girls. I got AIDS on the first day of SAC training, and you don’t hear me whining about it.
-Ping
@ 2, That was udderly racist, whey homophobic and offensive to white board markers everywhere, exam your mootives.
David: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Lloyd: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
Gary: We don’t have the heart to tell him it’s herpes.
Lloyd: It’s not herpes if it’s everywhere.
Bedbugs, chickenpox? God is not happy. Maybe GS should paint lambs blood over the doors.
It is a sign, one of the first of many signs to come from god that Lloyd is indeed doing gods work.
Getting chickenpox while in training is the new killing it. Sign of what’s to come for you at bonus time next year.
in soviet russia, chickenpox scratch you!
@ 1- I had it around 7 or 8. Just the thought turns you off.
It is as bad as bed bugs.
I heard Lloyd handed out blankets at the door because the A/C was too cold…
At least it’s not ass lobsters. Or cow pox. But still.
Even golden scrots itch from time to time.
Can someone brief me on why there are so many bovine puns on here lately?
- Guy who’s way out of touch with cow humor
@1 either the parents of that kid never had him innoculated, it causes autism ya know, or it could be due to an immigrant, many who are not immunized, natural selection is part of their healthcare
Maybe Mike Duvally may have something to say about this….
@13, the question is moot. Just follow the herd.
Erin: Hello?
STAR: WHIRRRR BEEP BEEP
Erin: … STAR, look… You know I’m at work…
STAR: STAR SELF-DIAGNOSTIC W32/CODERED VIRUS DETECTED
Erin: Oh no. No, no.
STAR: STAR RECOMMEND ERINBOT SEEK DIAGNOSTIC SCAN
Just like GS to obscure the truth. But then again, who wants to admit to having shingles.
There was an outbreak of asslobsters at MS last year around this time I think. Half the office was told to leave. Disgusting.
He’s just mad we stopped giving out GS logo messenger bags on Day 1 of training to save $ (true story)
Man, that made me think of my grandmother’s tasty chicken pox pie she used to make from scratch!
~AIG Quant
@13 Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
If Lloyd had really red skin he would look like a giant chicken pock with eyes.
Don’t laugh. I never caught them as a kid, got them in my early 30s. Friggin horrible to get when you’re older! Ugh! I still shutter at the thought from all those years ago….
@24 So you’re telling me you’re a Jefferies analyst.
-Rebellionaires
@16,22,26 – I wish you wouldn’t hoof done that
-13/guy who can do it too
don’t you mean herpes?