If you haven’t read the document yet (and only one person has so don’t feel bad), have a looksee at the clip above, produced by the White House, which explains the impetus for the bill (“the careless risk-taking by Wall Street had to be stopped”), makes some references to banks playing craps with other people’s money, confidently states with the passing of Dodd-Frank, “you can rest a little easier knowing your home and family will be protected from the irresponsibility of others,” and never once mentions Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Perhaps most genius, however, was having the whole thing narrated by the soothing voice of Kal Penn, though if I had my preference, would rather listen to in this.

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Comments (24)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    What? Frank and Dodd have passed? Wishes do come true.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    IS THAT KAL PENN VOICE?

  3. Posted by Bess Levin | July 22, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    @2 DID I JUST SAY IT WAS?

  4. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Does anyone else have an insatiable amputee/prosthesis fetish?

  5. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    Wow worst explanation of anything ever….no wonder Americans are stupid, even the white house treats them like 6 year olds

  6. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    Cal and Penn are playing? and you want me to pass the franks and dogs?

    –Brad Hintz’s Dad

  7. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    Sounds like the guy from Harold & Kumar.

    -Lehman Quant

  8. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    Now Bessar, no need to yell, Splenda-tits!

  9. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    if only there was a video as simple as this explaining to the same audience that “maybe you just can’t afford a mortgage right now…”

  10. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    None of this matters, because by the time I get done taxing you there wont be anything left for you to even THINK of buying a home, now go back to sleep…..

    Barry 0

  11. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    So Kumar left playing a Doctor on the hit Fox TV series, House, to do voiceovers for the Whitehouse? Downnnnnnnnnn-grade.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    Liking the happy music. Just the sort of thing to play en route to White Castle.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    I had so much more respect for Kal Penn before I watched this.

    #5 & #9 hit the nail on the head.

  14. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    @13 Really, it took this long? He lost all credibility to me the moment he went to work for the whitehouse.

    #7 hit the nail on the head.

  15. Posted by guy who rates stuff | July 22, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    Whitehouse Video > MBA >= CFA

  16. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    “the big evil banks, it’s all their fault, you poor people” (said in Kal’s whispering, knowingly reassuring voice). Gotta watch the video to get that one.

    whoa, B.S. propaganda from the government? It just can’t be so.

    Dr. House, what are we gonna do! I think I’ll go commit suicide.

  17. Posted by Mr. Market | July 22, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    Nothing is going to stop me from gambling with your tax dollars. HARD TEN baby.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    That movie is fucking horrendous. Apparently this douche made a sequel that was basically a big cry fest for prisoners in guantanamo. Figures that he’s working for Obama now.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    Holy Shit. I can’t believe that the White House actually produced that video. If that is really the best grasp that they have on what caused the financial crisis I am fucking terrified.

  20. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    wtf, this video infuriates me. someone actually throw kumar into gitmo for failing of due diligence before narrating this video

  21. Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    A co-worker’s theory…

    Kal Penn equation of career progression:
    White Castle + House, M.D. = White House

  22. Posted by Anonymous | July 23, 2010 at 12:26 AM

    Kal Penn just loves smoking his master’s pole huh

  23. Posted by Bret Weir | July 23, 2010 at 4:08 AM

    You could almost laugh, but it’s actually scary to know this is what these people think of us.

  24. Posted by JP | July 23, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    “I am from the government and I am here to help.”

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