• 07 Jul 2010 at 1:03 PM

“Who Is George Soros?”

Is he “a financier”? The participants in the comedy sketch below give a tiny bit of credence to that theory but in the grander scheme of things, posit that Soros is “a drug pusher” who wants to increase violent crime in California’s black communities by legalizing the distribution of “his poison.”

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Comments (39)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    tits. i need tits. i can’t deal with fox. bess, tits…on a stick preferably

  2. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    Presently re-examining my motives.

  3. Posted by -Dixsie normous | July 7, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    i would have thought Crack was the “Problem drug” in that community
    not pot

  4. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    Who the fuck is this Autobot?

  5. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    @4 well the only one he could be is Jazz.

    examine your autobot motives.

  6. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    Pass the Cannabis [is] Fucking Awesome [bill]?

  7. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    @3

    Or alcohol, whatever.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    NAALCP

  9. Posted by Peter | July 7, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    Am I the only one that drifts off and starts daydreaming about bending one of the choir girls over the kneeling bench and illegalizing her pot whenever this guy starts talking.

  10. Posted by plang1 | July 7, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    Crazy has been moderated.

  11. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    In Soviet Russia, drugs push you!

  12. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    @10 moron? your bus is leaving.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    Is this Fox News or the Onion? I get them confused sometimes…

  14. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    @Bess – can you ban @10? He belongs on a Yahoo! message board pumping penny stocks.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    @10 that’s just way off topic, ADHD style

    @12 still short?

    And thanks for the Gary Coleman clip Bess. May he RIP.

  16. Posted by anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    steve doocy = regal dennis kneale

  17. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    Get a job sparkling wiggles!

  18. Posted by everything on red | July 7, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    Soros is an old hack who calls gold a bubble, as he is buying all the gold on planet Earth. Love it.

    But he gets bonus points for ruffling fox news’ feathers. And pot should be legalized, if only so that retarded anchors on fox who are terrified of it will get a chance to try it and realize the buzz is not a big deal… and that calling pot dealers “drug pushers” who sell “poison” is absolutely ridiculous.

    Weed is the Crystal Light of illegal drugs.

  19. Posted by merkin capital partners | July 7, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    I WANNA TALK TO SAMPSON

  20. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    So has anybody here ever smoked a marijuana cigarette?

  21. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    RIGHT NEAR THA BEEACH!

  22. Posted by blanal | July 7, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    I smoked the pot with some black dudes once and they all love it… exspeshully uncle Tom types like this Bernie-Mac-in-Friday lo budget church house pimp.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    @Bess – You are the omnipotent goddess of the DB universe.
    -14

  24. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    I thought subprime loans with absurdly low teaser rates and a lack of attention to detail when taking out such loans, along with credit card spending that could never be repaid were the problem drugs?

  25. Posted by -Dixsie normous | July 7, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    @24 nailed it

  26. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Being an evil drug pusher with a little side line in currency trading is the new killing it!

  27. Posted by WePrintMoney | July 7, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    a little pot never hurt nobody

  28. Posted by Toxic Chic | July 7, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    merkin tsk, tsk

    - not the merkin tsk, tsk, guy but a fan of his work.

  29. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    I blame myself. Years ago I smoked cannabis with his son in college. I’m afraid that he may have introduced George to the demon weed.

  30. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    Has the left wing billionaire ever S a D for pot? or is he on the receiving end?

  31. Posted by Bess Levin | July 7, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    @30 um, who has ever S’d a D for pot? isn’t that something generally reserved for coke?

  32. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    sorry for bastardizing the line:

    Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

  33. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    @31, Yes, Beth, yes it is.

    /Biff Saget

  34. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    I mean it really depends on how much pot we’re talking about vis a vis and D Sing.

  35. Posted by Bess Levin | July 7, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    @35 you get me.

  36. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    *any D Sing (or would it be D S’ing?)

    -34

  37. Posted by WePrintMoney | July 7, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    sounds like someone here want to S a D for some Pot

  38. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    Well these subtle hints are starting to pile up what not so I’m going to have to get paid somehow.
    -34

  39. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    *eKspeshially!*

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