• 06 Jul 2010 at 7:53 PM

Write-Offs: 07.06.10

$$$ Man jailed for Soho ‘lolly stick’ row stabbings [BBC]

$$$ Supreme Judicial Court Rules Against Phil “What’s The Big Deal? It’s Not Like We’re Planning A Kidnapping” Goldstein (a not oft-mentioned DealBreaker favorite, who deserves a monument erected in New Jersey, taller than the Goldman Sachs tower in Jersey City, of him holding a copy of the Bill of Rights in one hand and bill galvin’s testicles in the other). [FINalternatives]

$$$ Lloyd Blankfein doesn’t want another stinking wine bar on the UWS. [DNAI]

$$$ New Funds Bounce Back [AR]

Comments (21)

  1. Posted by ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions | July 6, 2010 at 8:06 PM

    Glen Beck University degree > MBA > CFA

  2. Posted by Guest | July 6, 2010 at 8:18 PM
  3. Posted by Anonymous | July 6, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    Doesn’t the article say that the victims were bankers, not the assailant?

  4. Posted by guest | July 6, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    @3 So why is the guy in jail? Shouldn’t he get a medal or something? Is that where you’re going?
    You people sicken me.

  5. Posted by Toxic Chic | July 6, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    I’d stab female banker with the ice lolly in my trousers.

    @4 try to be funny

  6. Posted by guest | July 6, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    @5 tell it to #3.
    3 is the one putting his humorless, wonkish lefty spin on the news, not me. I don’t read the comments section of DealBreaker to suffer through somebody else’s political tirades.
    -4

  7. Posted by Anal_yst. | July 6, 2010 at 11:20 PM

    I’ve been known to hit up Hollywood tans a few times in the winter so I dont get powder pale but just like having color

  8. Posted by Back Office Hero | July 6, 2010 at 11:54 PM

    @4 and 5 and 6,

    I think #3 was simply pointing out the mistake in that first headline. Click through to the story. One of the victims is a banker, not the assailant, so “City Banker Jailed…” is a glaring error.

  9. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 12:10 AM

    god bless @7 and all of the Anal_yst impersonators

  10. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 1:26 AM

    @8 less 5 but not 6 tell it to #3 for #5,

    Anal has a bleached anus.

  11. Posted by chewbanka | July 7, 2010 at 8:08 AM

    Bess, would you comment on your preferences re: manscaping?

  12. Posted by Anal_yst | July 7, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    Good morning. I’m sorry my blog sucks.

  13. Posted by CoveredLong | July 7, 2010 at 8:42 AM

    Cap’n Stabbin’ is going to learn to love the lolly sticks in prison.

  14. Posted by guest | July 7, 2010 at 8:49 AM

    Dear DealBreaker

    I sometimes google unfamiliar names and phrases from the comments section only to find that they relate to pornography and/or deviant sexual practices.
    Does Sergey Brin think I’m a pervert?

    Sincerely,
    Curious in NYC

  15. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 9:00 AM

    lolly sticks + prison = tummy sticks

  16. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 9:10 AM

    @8/BHO,

    Precisely, thank you.

    Kind regards,

    -3

  17. Posted by Toxic Chic | July 7, 2010 at 9:15 AM

    What kind of ice lolly action is Lindsay “bury me in a Y shaped Coffin” Lohan going to get in prison for white girls?

  18. Posted by chewbanka | July 7, 2010 at 9:20 AM

    17 ask samantha ronson; sure they have role played it

  19. Posted by Benny McKinny | July 7, 2010 at 10:05 AM

    Admittedly, it does take a bit of skill to “accidentally” hit the rear windscreen of a moving vehicle.

  20. Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    @17 what’s with the y shaped coffin, does she really like the village people?

    - guy who doesn’t get sexual inuendo

  21. Posted by plang1 | July 7, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    now that the real people running washington told obama to shut his stupid mouth and go back to doing nothing bp has been showing some improvement and looks to be a buy at least to $38 regardless of any new large investors…

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