$$$ Matthew Goldstein: “Jason Ader, a former hot-shot casino industry analyst turned wealthy hedge fund manager, is rolling the dice, hoping to become a community banker in Las Vegas.” [Reuters]
$$$ The Perfect M&A Resume [FINS]
$$$ Fannie Mae Employees Received 153 VIP Loans [WSJ]
$$$ Playboy Launches New Safe For Work Website, Which Reportedly Blows [CNBC]
Too bad playboy’s new “SFW” website is blocked here…nice strategy
too asperger-ridden, didn’t use complete sentence
not really…..thesmokingjacket.com is blocked at my work, tagged as “pornography”
I got so excited but you let me down, try again Hef
Playboy has already blown CNBC?
(you know, you really gotta add ‘away’ other wise it sounds bad…)
Hugh Hefner is standing at the corner of Hollywood and Vine and weeping uncontrollably. A young policeman approaches and says, “What’s the matter Mr. Hefner?”
Hefner sobs, “I’m banging two 20 year old girls these days…..”
Cop says, “That’s what you’re upset about???”
Hefner sobs, “No…I can’t remember how to get home…”
“$$$ The Perfect M&A Resume [FINS]“
aleksey vaynor begs to differ
Silly Ader. The FDIC likes capital, not capitalists. Credit, not creditors. And shares, not shareholders.