CNBC’s Scott Cohn seems to suggest the Ponz Master is allowed nada. No conjugal visits.

Madoff receives regular visits from his wife, Ruth, who was also his high school sweetheart, according to a source. But these are hardly romantic encounters. The inmates and their visitors are all brought into a single, lounge-like room, where they can sit and talk, under the watchful eyes—and ears—of prison guards. While there are no walls or partitions separating the inmates from their visitors, physical contact is tightly restricted.

Comments (21)

  1. Posted by Guest | August 25, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    NO TOUCHING!

  2. Posted by WTF | August 25, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    I’d guess there’s a non-zero chance he’s getting something in the can.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 25, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Well, not with his wife…

  4. Posted by Anonymous | August 25, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    Ruthie can do a knob bob and not get caught. I taught her how to be discreet.
    Bernie

  5. Posted by Anonymous | August 25, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Methinks CNBC/Scott Cohn is discounting the Colonel James scenario here.

  6. Posted by Anonymous | August 25, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    Bess, are conjugal visits allowed at the Dealbreaker offices?

  7. Posted by Anonymous | August 25, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    Omg, finally saw a pic of bess, she looks like my HS gf. I will read her musings from a completely different perspective now. Specifically, a “we’ve been dating for a month already, time to give up the goods” perspective.

  8. Posted by Andrew Moran | August 26, 2010 at 2:57 AM

    People say this guy is one of the worst Wall Street crooks of all time. With the debt rising to $13.2 trillion, who is the real criminal in the U.S.?

  9. Posted by Gquermann | August 26, 2010 at 4:01 AM

    I fell for your endlessly repetitive promos and actually watched this piece of crap.

    I nominate it as the most boring waste of time of 2010 – - maybe of the whole century. Lord what nothing. You should really be ashamed.

  10. Posted by Blanal | August 26, 2010 at 4:47 AM

    Even ugliness is beautiful next to you…

  11. Posted by Chuck Krug | August 26, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
    I got my swim trunks
    And my flippie-floppies

  12. Posted by Guest | August 26, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    NO TOUCHING!

    no touching!

    There’s always money in the banana stand…

  13. Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    The fact that the Charles Manson of Wall Street isn’t getting any poontang from Toothy Ruthie doesn’t mean that Bernie isn’t getting a nightly ass-pounding from Bubba, and if there is any justice in the world, he is.

  14. Posted by Wscoog | August 26, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    I’m sure Bernie’s calls someone Cell Daddy.

  15. Posted by Wscoog | August 26, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    I’m sure Bernie’s calls someone Cell Daddy.

  16. Posted by Jan | August 26, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    Andrew and mark can come by for quickies

  17. Posted by Jan | August 26, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    Andrew and mark can come by for quickies

  18. Posted by Dick Fuld | August 26, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    bernie saved insular communities of the future from betting on guys for their heritage. misunderstood genius.

  19. Posted by CellMate355 | August 26, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    oh he is getting it in the “can” alright… ya know what I am sayin’?

  20. Posted by Haleytosis | August 26, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    He is looking at a Brown Bailout pretty soon…

  21. Posted by Bernie | August 26, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    One really interesting thing: a “tossed salad” has a completely different meaning in here.

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