As previously mentioned, HBO has purchased the rights to Andrew Ross Sorkin’s Too Big To Fail. Shooting starts this fall and the role of Hank Paulson has just gone to William Hurt. John Mack has graciously stated that the role of the Morgan Stanley CEO should go to Bobby DeNiro and for his buddy Blankfein? He sees Danny DeVito.**
That still leaves a lot of parts up for grabs. Who are we feeling for Tim Geithner? Ben Bernanke? Erin Callan? Jamie? Vickles? What about Dick “Fuck it, just hold me” Fuld, a part that will necessitate an actor with a lot of range? What about the hobo Paulson knocks off in the collectors edition of TBTF? There’s much work to be done here.
**Who should do the role as Frank, playing LB.
They fucked up big time. They should have cast Kenny Powers to play Hank Paulson.
They fucked up big time. They should have cast Kenny Powers to play Hank Paulson.
Hoping it won’t be too boring to watch because it’s too shitty for theaters – not that it matters because if I see this I’ll be too drunk to remember.
-Big fan of 2 legit 2 quit, which also happens to be Citi’s new motto
Chaz’s drivel ? No movie?
fullonrapist
How will the porn industry spoof this one? Too Big, Two Tails?
Too Big To Rail
Too Big to Fill?
Andie MacDowell …. Tim GeithnerJason Alexander …. Ben BernankeVictoria Jackson …. Erin CallanJavier Bardem …. Jamie DimonBronson Pinchot …. Vikram Pandit
Mr. Hurt’s hawks furnished by Rona Brown
Mel Gibson making his triumphant return to movies playing none other than Mr. Lloyd Blanfein, CFO of HankMed and some other company called Goldman Sachs.
That comment will give me nightmares.
Isnt that the name of Larry Kudlow’s Biography?
You know this chaps Gasparino’s ass.
I hope the opening credits feature the smash hit from Mantis and the Toboggans, “Gotta Pay The Troll Toll”
Obscure Royal Pains reference. Nice.
howie day as charlie for denis–”sputtering idiot”- kneeles. NPH as Erin
a blow up doll w/no hair as jack GOP pbrougian
or bo-rouge-yan as the cnbc cc ticker spells it (could us another for kudlow…with some blow leakin out all, ALL, its holes)
Kal Penn as vikram pandit
Anal_yst as Michael Lewis
Prove it!!!!!!!
I will rape your mother.
Steve Buscemi as Andrew Ross Sorkin
Mary-Louise Parker as Bess Levin.
In Soviet Russia, banks too small to succeed!
I was going to go with “the” bimbus as Erin Callan
Pah-Ruve It!
the prize role is obviously dick fuld – a beautiful human tragedy, shakespeare could have written it..
The Situation as Anal_yst
Pauly D as Angelo Mozilo
Kumar from Harold and Kumar White Castle as Pandit.
Too Big, 2 Anal Bead Tails?
Too Big, 2 Anal Bead Tails?
F no
Sharon Stone – Meredith Whitney
Dennis Hopper – Jim Cramer
Pearse Brosnan – Bob Diamond
Chuck Norris – Charlie Gasparino
Vickles – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0313364/
Or the halal meat man at 345 Park.
HP: Bruce Willis
DF: Robert de Niro
JD: Mark Harmon
LB: Gollum
VP: Kal Penn
KL: Christopher Walken
JM: Dan Hedaya
BB: Jack Nicholson (w/beard)
GWB: Leslie Nielsen
DC: Larry David
TG: NPH
seriously his face freaks me out
I’m guessing Dennis Hopper won’t be available.
Stallone would obviously play Gasparino
Nope.. that would be “When “genius” railed”…
This site now blows dog dick. You all know it. You are just afraid to say it because of the wrath of Beth. And it’s not her fault. She is a crown jewel tied to a dingleberry. Oh well.
Cliff
Sam L. Jackson as Stan O’Neal
John Travolta as Charlie Gaz
Spike Lee as Vikram Pandit
The Ghostbusters EPA guy as TG
Mick Jagger as Mad Max
The Repo Man’s sister as shebair
Lewis got this round. Time to close up shop.
King Kong as the dickster (too easy?)
Lloyd Blankfein: Wallace Shawn
what about Dick Fuld…..as Dick Fuld? he could use the work.
surely there is a job for Randy Quaid!
Pete Postlethwaite as Dick Fuld
Cillian Murphy as Geithner
How about John Turturro as Dick Fuld. With his head shaved in ‘O Brother where out thou’ he’s a dead ringer!
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