“Just putting it out there: another one of Stamford’s gifts to the world is Jimmy’s aka The Seaside Tavern. Jimmy’s has introduced Seaside’s challenge – 25 sliders, pitcher of beer, and fries. Some guy tried it the other night and only got through 18 (pics enclosed). I’m thinking there should be an RBS & UBS playoff to battle the King and his fleeced armada. Any takers?”
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dude really? I would crush this.
-guy who usually cringes at restaurant eating challenges and finds this surprisingly easy
but in what amount of time? That’s the challenge here. Could you ‘crush this’ faster than say a UBS animal doing it in 10?
YAWN
YAWN.
don;t they make you show your “recently divorced” card at the door of that place? nntawwt
Does the final row of burgers contain lettuce and tomato? That’s just cruel.
-Guy That Refuses To Believe That Eating Stuff That Can Be Consumed Directly From Soil Is Necessarily A Good Thing
i say raise the stakes. get a good pot going for the winner, if anyone boots, they have to shave their head. any other creative prizes and/or punishments?
The only thing UBS folks are good at massively consuming are: sucking dick and snorting blow.
Why is everyone so sleepy? Come on, people, its cocaine MONDAY!
I was thinking of they would have to shave their cheast, but then I realized what a Goldman employee would do.
I’d routinely do that followed by 15 reps of 250# on the incline bench before clubbing on the weekends.
I once ate a tsunami at Surf Taco in Seaside in 7 mins. Got my picture on the wall of shame… Its coastal cuisine so it way more legit than seaside slider challenge.
- guy whos not impressed
Minetta’s Tavern > Seaside Tavern > CFA
can i have a go?
signed,
Maria “knee pads” Bartiromo
Only in Connecticut is it acceptable for an American History X extra to play megatouch while sporting diamond cutter nipples.
The terrorists haven’t won?
“playing megatouch” is now my new phrase for beating it
PMT&C
“Box Drop” is my new phrase for skeeting.
Fuck yeah. I’m fired up.
I noticed that the bald dude with the pecs is not consuming the buns. After only 9.5 sliders eaten, several buns have been cast aside! And the beer appears to be a “light” variety!
this is child’s play
Larry Robbins
That guy looks like the love child of CG and Jeff Macke.
I just ate a salad and had a bowl of chicken noodle soup as well – in case anyone is interested.
FTW
Good observation Mitch,
I see he is also a two fisted eater. Is this joker “flexing” in the first picture?
does he have downs syndrom?
FTW
Sure looks like it– either that or somehow holding himself up w the bar.
The Situation has cancer?
T/F that man is flexing for the camera and is an uber tool
That guy is jacked! I hear that he ate 3/4 of it and no one lese has! Lets all meet at Seaside and take the challenge?? Alot of talk on here from some skinny little pencil neck geeks!
Being jacked-up is non-correlated with the ability to consume huge amounts of greasy food (see: Kobayashi.) Also what, pray tell, makes you think we’re pencil-neck geeks?
-non-pencil-neck non-geek
Ya ain’t right. But funny
How will we know which one is you?
He’ll be the one with the healthy orange glow and the pint of Muscle Milk, of course.
wow. Those look really good. This guy must looks like he’s in too good of shape to be eating that stuff.
I will be the pencil necked geek who still has his tie on at happy hour laughing at the head traders stupid jokes! Ring a bell??????
and ready to go…
this looks like something that idiot ____ _____ at RBS could win. his mouth full of crooked teeth would give him an advantage. he has a better chance of winning this than one of his high yield pitches!
haha, _____ is a closet faggot. his wife probably knows that he likes men. what a joke.
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