• 30 Aug 2010 at 12:30 PM

Challenge Extended

“Just putting it out there: another one of Stamford’s gifts to the world is Jimmy’s aka The Seaside Tavern. Jimmy’s has introduced Seaside’s challenge – 25 sliders, pitcher of beer, and fries. Some guy tried it the other night and only got through 18 (pics enclosed). I’m thinking there should be an RBS & UBS playoff to battle the King and his fleeced armada. Any takers?”

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  1. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    dude really? I would crush this.

    -guy who usually cringes at restaurant eating challenges and finds this surprisingly easy

  2. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    but in what amount of time? That’s the challenge here. Could you ‘crush this’ faster than say a UBS animal doing it in 10?

  3. Posted by Enefu | August 30, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    YAWN

  4. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    YAWN.

  5. Posted by charles festerbottom | August 30, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    don;t they make you show your “recently divorced” card at the door of that place? nntawwt

  6. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | August 30, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    Does the final row of burgers contain lettuce and tomato? That’s just cruel.

    -Guy That Refuses To Believe That Eating Stuff That Can Be Consumed Directly From Soil Is Necessarily A Good Thing

  7. Posted by Slow monday | August 30, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    i say raise the stakes. get a good pot going for the winner, if anyone boots, they have to shave their head. any other creative prizes and/or punishments?

  8. Posted by OptionsTrader | August 30, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    The only thing UBS folks are good at massively consuming are: sucking dick and snorting blow.

  9. Posted by Hipster Hate Crime | August 30, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    Why is everyone so sleepy? Come on, people, its cocaine MONDAY!

  10. Posted by AMoron | August 30, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    I was thinking of they would have to shave their cheast, but then I realized what a Goldman employee would do.

  11. Posted by Charlie's intern | August 30, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    I’d routinely do that followed by 15 reps of 250# on the incline bench before clubbing on the weekends.

  12. Posted by Seaside one-upper | August 30, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    I once ate a tsunami at Surf Taco in Seaside in 7 mins. Got my picture on the wall of shame… Its coastal cuisine so it way more legit than seaside slider challenge.

    – guy whos not impressed

  13. Posted by Hipster Hate Crime | August 30, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    Minetta’s Tavern > Seaside Tavern > CFA

  14. Posted by gamma | August 30, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    can i have a go?

    signed,

    Maria “knee pads” Bartiromo

  15. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | August 30, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    Only in Connecticut is it acceptable for an American History X extra to play megatouch while sporting diamond cutter nipples.

    The terrorists haven’t won?

  16. Posted by Big Cat | August 30, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    “playing megatouch” is now my new phrase for beating it

  17. Posted by New JO&C | August 30, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    PMT&C

  18. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | August 30, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    “Box Drop” is my new phrase for skeeting.

  19. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    Fuck yeah. I’m fired up.

  20. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | August 30, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    I noticed that the bald dude with the pecs is not consuming the buns. After only 9.5 sliders eaten, several buns have been cast aside! And the beer appears to be a “light” variety!

  21. Posted by L-Train | August 30, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    this is child’s play

    Larry Robbins

  22. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    That guy looks like the love child of CG and Jeff Macke.

  23. Posted by Enefu | August 30, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    I just ate a salad and had a bowl of chicken noodle soup as well – in case anyone is interested.

  24. Posted by Guestofguest | August 30, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    FTW

  25. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    Good observation Mitch,

    I see he is also a two fisted eater. Is this joker “flexing” in the first picture?

  26. Posted by Bemalloy | August 30, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    does he have downs syndrom?

  27. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | August 30, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    FTW

  28. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    Sure looks like it– either that or somehow holding himself up w the bar.

  29. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | August 30, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    The Situation has cancer?

  30. Posted by John Appleseed | August 30, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    T/F that man is flexing for the camera and is an uber tool

  31. Posted by Charlie | August 30, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    That guy is jacked! I hear that he ate 3/4 of it and no one lese has! Lets all meet at Seaside and take the challenge?? Alot of talk on here from some skinny little pencil neck geeks!

  32. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    Being jacked-up is non-correlated with the ability to consume huge amounts of greasy food (see: Kobayashi.) Also what, pray tell, makes you think we’re pencil-neck geeks?

    -non-pencil-neck non-geek

  33. Posted by Guestofguest | August 30, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Ya ain’t right. But funny

  34. Posted by Big Cat | August 30, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    How will we know which one is you?

  35. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    He’ll be the one with the healthy orange glow and the pint of Muscle Milk, of course.

  36. Posted by Joeguy | August 30, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    wow. Those look really good. This guy must looks like he’s in too good of shape to be eating that stuff.

  37. Posted by Charlie | August 30, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    I will be the pencil necked geek who still has his tie on at happy hour laughing at the head traders stupid jokes! Ring a bell??????

  38. Posted by SPP | August 30, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    and ready to go…

  39. Posted by Fidus | September 15, 2010 at 9:16 PM

    this looks like something that idiot ____ _____ at RBS could win. his mouth full of crooked teeth would give him an advantage. he has a better chance of winning this than one of his high yield pitches!

  40. Posted by Bundy | September 17, 2010 at 5:42 AM

    haha, _____ is a closet faggot. his wife probably knows that he likes men. what a joke.

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