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Earlier: From Whom And How Does Charlie Gasparino Get His Scoops?
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
The only thing more embarrassing than having a twitter account would be using said account to follow Chuck.
Its just the ‘roids talkin’, that’s all.
The thin-skinned, hyperactive, trash-talking, scungili slurping financial “journalist” emerges from Fox Biz seeking attention…
The only thing this guy kills is plumbing.
is a you you?
@1 good thing I don’t follow him and someone forwarded me the tweet.
Cuz you know.. Being part of the CNBC team and opeddling their perma bullish propaganda had nothing to do with fucking up the economy. Just saying…
Fact. CG was sexually aroused watching the Tavernesque display of machoness to start last night’s Cards v. Reds game.
Chaz, you’d never say that to my face outside of a Tavern. No you wouldn’t, you spit lipped Equinox steam room rapist, you!
@Bess
I assumed that was the case. My comment wasn’t directed at you.
I’d say it’s an odds on bet that you follow JD though….
-1
just the tip.
heyoooooohhhhh!!!
boy. chaz really missed his true calling
Dear Charlie,
Wall Street’s had enough of you!
Signed,
Wall Street
My intern, he reminds me a lot of my old buddy from Rego Park, Anthony Rossellini. Know what we used to call him? Tony the Tiger. That kid loved Frosted Flakes. Almost as much as bologna. He was always eating bologna sandwiches.
-CG
Hey Bess,
Just the tip.
Charles, its your mother. Would you please pick me up some KY and a deluxe pack of magnums. Ms. Michaels is coming by for a soak in the jacuzzi and she is bringing a bunch of friends. You can tweet about it later.
You will always be my skinny little guinea!
Love, Momma Gasparino.
I’m nervous.
@16, That was so subtle.
Hey chuck my farts have more substance than you you.
Does anyone have up to date viewer stats on Fox Biz or Money Rocks? I’m guessing more people have commented on this post than watch either.
And you thought I was crazy!
~Jeff M
Dinner at a tavern, my shout, for best meme that contains “you you”. Inclusion of other DB memes will be highly regarded.
YouYouBS sucks!
In Soviet Russian, meme is youyou.
@23. It took me a min to get it. Really good start son.
Good thing the firm won’t pay for Fox… Don’t have to see him anymore…
gasperino sounds like layoff material…
“watcha got? watcha got?”
Remember that bit of lively Charlie and Dylan repartee’ ?
TV GOLD !
I can suck my own dick. True story.
Cahrlie and Dylan …. chimps
Youyou see DylRat on Colbert? tried to take him on and be serious–what a chump–CG was getting dissed too–bet he was digging that shat
“Hey yous guys. Dem is sum nazty comments. I m da smartist reporter on da street. Just asks me and I’ll tells ya. So what if my sourcers is a bunch of dopes. I m da smart one and if I says dis is gonna happen, yous ought to listen. Cuz I am da smartest. All my sourses tell me dat – so it must bee true.”
@29
don’t let the door hit ya on the way out
And just why is it there boy wonder that you disappeared from CNBC’s air last December after granting an illegitimate interview to Neil Cavuto and they fired your ass 90 days later. Sure – you went to FBN out of your own free will. LOL Horse shit. You were fired and desperate – and were considering radio (as in John Batchelor’s Show – except you were as stupid there as you are on the tube). And, your old pal, Liz Claymon (who also got canned by CNBC) bailed your sorry ass out.
Just sayin……breaking news.
“I’m a closet bitch.”
CGASPARINO
Charles Gasparino
@34: FTW. The Roid-Ragin’, hyperactive, trash talking, Cindy Adams rumor-mongering big-mouth of the financial journalism biz would be an embarassment to any organization with even a shred of self respect and dignity.
He makes me sorry to be a wop.
-Vinnie the Guinea
Amen @36. Could not have said it better myself.
Chuck Gasbag
PS: Now he’s trying to hump a new book after the Sellout was such an embarrassment. I heard that he couldn’t get any advance on this one. Apparently, the Grasso book was a decent seller and he got a nice advance. But, this last pos was so bad that no advance was warranted.
i’ll see you you outside the tavern friday night you studdering bitch, i’ll be in a suit, no tie
- Guy ready to fight CG and enjoy my free meal after
All the Nanas at St Vincent’s Skilled Nursing Home in Staten Island think you rule!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgxMkp25Rg
Still one of my favorite CNBC moments … ever.