When Kristin Davis first made the bold claim she’d be running for governor of New York State, it was admittedly an attempt to get back at her arch-nemesis, Eliot Spitzer. It frosted Davis’ cookies like no other that the man she supplied– ballparking it here but possibly– thousands of hookers with, in her role as the city’s foremost madam, did no jail time, whereas she was behind bars for months. Figuring Ness would eventually get that old itch to hold office again, she announced she would take him down. Unfortunately, Davis underestimated how much of a time commitment Spitzer’s Slate gig would be, leaving him precious little for a campaign. And besides which, no one thought she’d actually be able to get on the ballot. Well think AGAIN.

Kristin Davis, the ex-madam who supplied call girls for Eliot Spitzer when he was attorney general and governor, has gotten herself on the November ballot. Davis procured 23,000 signatures – more than the 15,000 required – in support of her candidacy as an independent challenger to Andrew Cuomo. She’ll be the first woman in New York history to run for the office while on probation (for one count of promoting prostitution in the third degree).

Lest anyone have it in their heads that Davis lack the qualifications to run New York State, please recall that KD 1) “Was valedictorian of [her] high-school class 2) “Worked 10 years in finance [as] vice president of a hedge fund 3) “Went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from snatchscratch.”

Comments (26)

  1. Posted by anon | August 23, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    come to papa.

    -SC

  2. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    She’s gone down hill since SATC2.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    arm tattoos FTW

  4. Posted by MarkyMarkWahlbergWasAwesome | August 23, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    I’d get deep. Real deep.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    So Dog the Bounty Hunter ran a hedge fund?

  6. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    Imagine the possibilities. Madam Governor, so why not Mlle. Governor? I’m thinking Ping dressed up in some outlandish outfit complete with black riding boots. Of course, she’ll legalize prostitution, so axed 1st year analysts will have a new career cumming and the SEC can utilize their best assets. Just wonderful.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    I’d Bonobo her like she’s never been Bonobo’d in her life.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    I’d give her my vote for 5 minutes with one of her stable gratis.

  9. Posted by guy | August 23, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    Running gov. Running hos. Same diff. No diff.

  10. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    This site seems different. Can’t quite put my finger on it. New font, maybe? Hmmm…strange.

  11. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | August 23, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    What school did she go to?
    Before Yale… St. Paul’s, if I remember correctly. Listen, I just… I’m just trying to help.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Boobie Salad Capital Management?

  13. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    No HB necessary.

  14. Posted by Balls Deep | August 23, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    Would Tony Blair hit it?

  15. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | August 23, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Davis acknowledged that “none of us want to see (Spitzer) come back,” but she said she was campaigning because “we care about these issues.”

    “It’s a lot of work,” she added, “but I’m not adverse to hard work.”

    http://www.vancouversun.com/technology/Former+madam+Kristin+Davis+running+York+governor/3380558/story.html

    Something tells me she’s very familiar with hard work, amiright?

  16. Posted by Anal_yst | August 23, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Bag o’lard for Gov!?

  17. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    In Soviet Russia, governor is hooker.

  18. Posted by Jagson | August 23, 2010 at 12:51 PM

    Always when you think it can’t get more insane….! Tit size and silicon lips are not really convincing qualifications, neither is experience in running a whore house. On the other hand, most city governments are kinda whore houses, and she could offer some free services to the city council and keep the expenditures low.

  19. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | August 23, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    New tag: Noted hookers and the noted hooker-fuckers who fucked them

  20. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    stick your hand up her arse and she would make a great puppet

  21. Posted by Big Fat Slob | August 23, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    Went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from snatch scratch.”

    HAHAHA, thanks Bess

  22. Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    Anybody else think she looks like one of the Wayans brothers in White Chicks?

  23. Posted by Oh my | August 23, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    Forget Handbridge Capital, this is Citrullus & Citrullus, LLP.

  24. Posted by jj | August 23, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    disgusting tramp

  25. Posted by Anonymous | August 24, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    @17: In Soviet Russia, joke f*cks up you!

  26. Posted by Farmvva | May 19, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Is Kristin a guy? 

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