When Kristin Davis first made the bold claim she’d be running for governor of New York State, it was admittedly an attempt to get back at her arch-nemesis, Eliot Spitzer. It frosted Davis’ cookies like no other that the man she supplied– ballparking it here but possibly– thousands of hookers with, in her role as the city’s foremost madam, did no jail time, whereas she was behind bars for months. Figuring Ness would eventually get that old itch to hold office again, she announced she would take him down. Unfortunately, Davis underestimated how much of a time commitment Spitzer’s Slate gig would be, leaving him precious little for a campaign. And besides which, no one thought she’d actually be able to get on the ballot. Well think AGAIN.
Kristin Davis, the ex-madam who supplied call girls for Eliot Spitzer when he was attorney general and governor, has gotten herself on the November ballot. Davis procured 23,000 signatures – more than the 15,000 required – in support of her candidacy as an independent challenger to Andrew Cuomo. She’ll be the first woman in New York history to run for the office while on probation (for one count of promoting prostitution in the third degree).
Lest anyone have it in their heads that Davis lack the qualifications to run New York State, please recall that KD 1) “Was valedictorian of [her] high-school class 2) “Worked 10 years in finance [as] vice president of a hedge fund 3) “Went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from snatchscratch.”
come to papa.
-SC
She’s gone down hill since SATC2.
arm tattoos FTW
I’d get deep. Real deep.
So Dog the Bounty Hunter ran a hedge fund?
Imagine the possibilities. Madam Governor, so why not Mlle. Governor? I’m thinking Ping dressed up in some outlandish outfit complete with black riding boots. Of course, she’ll legalize prostitution, so axed 1st year analysts will have a new career cumming and the SEC can utilize their best assets. Just wonderful.
I’d Bonobo her like she’s never been Bonobo’d in her life.
I’d give her my vote for 5 minutes with one of her stable gratis.
Running gov. Running hos. Same diff. No diff.
This site seems different. Can’t quite put my finger on it. New font, maybe? Hmmm…strange.
What school did she go to?
Before Yale… St. Paul’s, if I remember correctly. Listen, I just… I’m just trying to help.
Boobie Salad Capital Management?
No HB necessary.
Would Tony Blair hit it?
Davis acknowledged that “none of us want to see (Spitzer) come back,” but she said she was campaigning because “we care about these issues.”
“It’s a lot of work,” she added, “but I’m not adverse to hard work.”
http://www.vancouversun.com/technology/Former+madam+Kristin+Davis+running+York+governor/3380558/story.html
Something tells me she’s very familiar with hard work, amiright?
Bag o’lard for Gov!?
In Soviet Russia, governor is hooker.
Always when you think it can’t get more insane….! Tit size and silicon lips are not really convincing qualifications, neither is experience in running a whore house. On the other hand, most city governments are kinda whore houses, and she could offer some free services to the city council and keep the expenditures low.
New tag: Noted hookers and the noted hooker-fuckers who fucked them
stick your hand up her arse and she would make a great puppet
Went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from snatch scratch.”
HAHAHA, thanks Bess
Anybody else think she looks like one of the Wayans brothers in White Chicks?
Forget Handbridge Capital, this is Citrullus & Citrullus, LLP.
disgusting tramp
@17: In Soviet Russia, joke f*cks up you!
Is Kristin a guy?