• 30 Aug 2010 at 4:20 PM
  • MBAs

Have Women Pay To Worship Your Harvard Business School-Educated Ass

Are you looking for “love”? Did you attend HBS? Did you do so with the idea in mind that once you graduated, women would be so infatuated with the notion that your cock once took leadership and organizational behavior that you’d be beating them off with a stick? Have things not exactly panned out that way? Take heart! DateHarvardsq.com is here to help. The new dating site matches males who have Harvard MBAs with discerning females who do not. The best part, if you’re a cheap bastard and/or really taken by yourself, is that all the men have to do is sign up, free of charge, and the chicks have to pay for the honor of possibly dating you. Here’s a featured member:


And some featured matches:

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  1. Posted by Dick Burgalar | August 30, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    Drawn to charities that help children = Help tall, buxom and underage Lithuanian girls find GFE work.

  2. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | August 30, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    Bess,

    What is a hot yoga?

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    Bikram yoga

  4. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | August 30, 2010 at 8:52 PM
  5. Posted by anon | August 30, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    That website is exceptional.

    She’s a Harvard extension school student who loves his “workaholic habits”/lavish gifts, what a catch!
    http://www.dateharvardsq.com/couples/13

  6. Posted by Mr. Market | August 30, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    Philip spelled his name wrong with an extra ‘p’ — clearly he is not the smart Harvard dude he thinks he is.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    “maudlin and mawkish piece of garbage.”

    I love you your anger on this matter.

  8. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | August 30, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    Wow – so I shouldn’t admit that I Box Drop & Cry each time I hear Famous Blue Raincoat?

    -A Lover, A Fighter; A Tortured Soul

  9. Posted by Bonobos | August 30, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    Guys – I am desperately searching for an on-line men’s slacks retailer. I prefer an evolved shopping experience and will pay no more than 80% of the tag price. Please help.

  10. Posted by Gozer | August 30, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    Sagittarius – the most philosophical of all the signs

  11. Posted by Gozer | August 30, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    Sagittarius – the most philosophical of all the signs

  12. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    Anthony and Levy are not a real couple. That’s just some made-up text and a stock photo from http://www.cutemalaysiangirlsanduglyhats.com

  13. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    Anthony and Levy are not a real couple. That’s just some made-up text and a stock photo from http://www.cutemalaysiangirlsanduglyhats.com

  14. Posted by Lamevilleresident | August 30, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    Lameville

  15. Posted by Erawf | August 30, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    I thought all Boston grad students used Craigslist? This seems to leave too much of a trail for some people’s tastes.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    Does the Waffen-SS guy w too many “p”s in his name means the original (very cool) Steve McQueen “Thomas Crowne Affair” or the remake?

    Also, wtf w the desert island choices? “Friends, books and the girl of my dreams.”

  17. Posted by guest | August 30, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    “…told a homeless guy outside the door that he was going to shoot him.”
    -other than that I have no concerns

  18. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    It’s a veritable goldmine of douchiness.

  19. Posted by plang | August 30, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    considering this is for hbs grads its mainly a gay site right?

  20. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    should’ve been “other than that, the pizza is very good.”

  21. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    You get a free bowl of soup with that hat?

  22. Posted by Jjk34 | August 30, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    Maybe we could cut to the chase and all HBS grads can wear special shirts and rings signifying they were to Harvard? oh wait…

  23. Posted by CoveredLong | August 30, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    As an HBS grad, all I can say is: Jesus. I wish I could say this is an outlier, but I’d be lying. Crimson are, more often than not, giant weirdos.

  24. Posted by CoveredLong | August 30, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    As an HBS grad, all I can say is: Jesus. I wish I could say this is an outlier, but I’d be lying. Crimson are, more often than not, giant weirdos.

  25. Posted by SeanConnery | August 30, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    Roger Moore? Really? Like, he couldn’t even go with Timothy Dalton?

    Fag.

  26. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    How many of these hard working girls are paying for a HBS education?

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3114238/Lap-dancers-not-just-pretty-faces.html

  27. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    How many of these hard working girls are paying for a HBS education?

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3114238/Lap-dancers-not-just-pretty-faces.html

  28. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 9:56 PM

    More like…Doucheldorf.

    I also note that under Current occupation, it failed to note that he’s a founding partner of DateHarvardsq.com.

  29. Posted by Keyser Söze | August 30, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    Thought this was for HBS grads? The douchebag from Malaysia is a second year and met the girl 2 years ago. Is signing up part of the HBS app process now?

  30. Posted by Fez Morrison | August 30, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    better get your kicks before the whole shit house goes up in flames…

  31. Posted by Joebiden | August 30, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    you know who is a true piece of garbage? this guy venting his utter disdain for honey-mustard on yelp:

    “I’m frustrated. I came in here for the second time last week to get a turkey sandwich on a bagel. All the components were good (although again it did cost nearly $10), but while I ordered it with dijon mustard, when I got back to my office I discovered they had substituted honey mustard.

    Now it may seem like I am being a bit picky to be so unnerved by this. After all, it’s only one type of mustard for another, right? Wrong. Dijon mustard has a delicious sharp tang that complements the combination of bread, meat and vegetables extremely well. Honey mustard is barely mustard at all, and belongs in the odd family of sweet condiments that have their place but really just do not belong on my sandwich. For me, this was an egregious error that sullied all the other components of what I was eating.

    When I went back in and told them what happened, I was given a simple “sorry.” I’m not sure what I was expecting. A free sandwich? Perhaps. Obviously I could’ve just been some guy who came in off the street lying about the error they made looking for a handout. Nevertheless, I feel wronged, and that wrong has not been righted. Combine that with the fact that the food is a little overpriced to begin with, and I will likely not be coming back here.”

    http://www.yelp.com/biz/nyc-bagel-deli-chicago-2

  32. Posted by yourface@mynuts | August 30, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    Wharton also tried to start a similar site but the men were too plagued by inferiority complexes to allow posting of bio’s

  33. Posted by Hipster Face Smash | August 30, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    I’m confused…..these people do or do not want to be ridiculed?

  34. Posted by Peter Griffin | August 30, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    “And Meg when I get through with you, you’re gonna be beating guys off with both hands! “

  35. Posted by Betaneutral | August 30, 2010 at 10:45 PM

    I love the second couple. It casually drops his family business is Renault (though how it is the family business when he is Malaysian and R is basically owned by the French government escapes me) and she is a former Miss Universe who goes to community college. Shouldn’t she be more like wife #3 with that bio?

  36. Posted by Seaman Bodine | August 30, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    How much to make sure the fag HBS GS trader fucks men in the Hampton dunes over labor day while I guzzle semen bodine?

  37. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 11:04 PM

    This has the smell of DABA girls all over it.

  38. Posted by guy who has splinters | August 30, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    beating off with a stick = splinters. ouch!

  39. Posted by Investorcluzuo | August 30, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    who funded this nonsense? the world does not need another dating, social networking or music downloading website…just sayin’

  40. Posted by Big Cat | August 30, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    I took it as a poorly written sentence that is trying to say he used to work at the family business and Renault.

  41. Posted by Sofiat84 | August 30, 2010 at 11:31 PM

    genius

  42. Posted by Anonymous, As Always | August 30, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    Now let’s see, if these folks could all sign up for, and meet at Fashion Meets Finance, you might just produce the first DoucheSuperNova and subsequent Black Hole of Douchedom in the history of the universe.

  43. Posted by Blowphillip | August 31, 2010 at 12:00 AM

    wow this Phillip guy loves the cock!

  44. Posted by Chris Theoharris | August 31, 2010 at 12:14 AM

    This is a pretty good idea, actually!

  45. Posted by Danker Banker | August 31, 2010 at 12:36 AM

    I can’t believe they actually found people willing to put their profiles up. Also, is there a fee associated? who pays? I find it very difficult to believe a girl would pay for access.

    I do think online dating sites make sense, but something like this is just asking for douche bags on the Harvard side (no, the degree doesn’t exempt you), and gold diggers on the other.

  46. Posted by bespoke | August 31, 2010 at 1:10 AM

    How do I advertise on this said “gold-digger” site?

    - Respected Manhattan Divorce Lawyer

  47. Posted by Wilhelm Von Jackenorf | August 31, 2010 at 1:45 AM

    I have a picture of a guy who looks just like this in my new picture frame from Marshalls ($9.99). WOW What a coincidence.

  48. Posted by Celia | August 31, 2010 at 1:49 AM

    No way he’s a makeup artist at Bloomingdales every 3rd Saturday.

  49. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2010 at 2:26 AM

    “Nowshad and Malini met through mutual friends in Mumbai three years ago.”

    Why are they a featured couple? Sounds like they didn’t use the site at all.

  50. Posted by guess'd | August 31, 2010 at 2:29 AM

    The website looks like it was made by a University of Phoenix grad (NTTAWWT).

  51. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2010 at 3:27 AM

    3 of the 4 “featured couples” (http://www.dateharvardsq.com/couples) have been dating for 2 or 3 years, yet “DateHarvardSQ was founded in 2010″ (http://www.dateharvardsq.com/about).

    “Welcome to our dating site! Here are four happy couples. They didn’t meet on our site… Just, you know, wanted to mention them.”

  52. Posted by Anonymous | August 31, 2010 at 3:41 AM

    Whoa! You can’t knock Leonard Cohen while knocking The Alchemist. Cohen has a really unique way of expressing himself and laying out thoughts and the fact he can do so with no voice whatsoever is amazing. And he’s a Canadian!

  53. Posted by Adnmoh1 | August 31, 2010 at 5:37 AM

    so either some of these profiles are total bull crap or the site is a phishing site for example: Josh: “ceo of zeewise”|| linkedin says ceo is Jerry Bell CEO at ZeeWise and no name of josh in the company directory as i continue…ive seen good fake but this is just crap.

  54. Posted by Patrick Bateman | August 31, 2010 at 6:37 AM

    At least they’re not part of that whole Yale thing…

  55. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2010 at 7:37 AM

    i think his family company waso ne of 3 that he worked for, renault and lazard being the other 2. but the site is hilarious no matter how you read it.

  56. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2010 at 7:38 AM

    what is DABA?

  57. Posted by Not Impressed | August 31, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    Harvard my ass. They need to change this website’s name to http://www.dateallstonlanding.com

  58. Posted by Tyler | August 31, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    I guess teaching you how to be an entrepreneur at HBS doesn’t include teaching you how to spell it properly?

  59. Posted by Keyser Söze | August 31, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    That whole Yale thing?

  60. Posted by DJ LIBOR | August 31, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    Well, for one I think he was a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine… That Yale thing.

  61. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    I would like to see the Mustard Guy order a pizza at Sam’s.

  62. Posted by arg | August 31, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    all the guys who posted profiles are friends from HBS 2010, and like to refer to themselves as “doodfest”

  63. Posted by kaiser L | August 31, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    Philipp – stick to what you know. LBOs. Go back to finance, you should keep yourself corralled behind Excel.

  64. Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | August 31, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    There would never be a http://www.dateacfacharterholder.com

    Just sayin’

  65. Posted by Keyser Söze | August 31, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    doodfest – sounds like a gay frat party

  66. Posted by guest | August 31, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    that’s right. This website has a bunch of featured couples that met before this website started. therefore this site is made by lying, dishonest HBS guys. I also think it’s very demeaning to the HBS girls who have both beauty and brains (there are quite a few). I think these single guys think the world revolves around them. It doesn’t. It also gives a bad rap to the HBS guys who are nice and smart and non-douchy.

  67. Posted by Denny Deckshoes | August 31, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    Who can I write to request an exemption of the Harvard only rule?
    –Philil Markoff, BUSOM 2011

  68. Posted by Fakeemail | August 31, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    Does this replace the old site to meet Harvard grads, http://www.WorldofWarcraft.com?

  69. Posted by fake | September 1, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    I can’t believe all of you were taken in by this. The entire site is an obvious hoax and has nothing to do with anyone from HBS.

  70. Posted by gsfa03 | September 1, 2010 at 1:26 AM

    @Fake…it’s not a hoax. Just graduated from HBS and know the founders. The profiles are real also…

  71. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 2:47 AM

    nope.

  72. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 4:24 AM

    I also just graduated from HBS. I know some of these guys (actually, most of them are pretty good guys), but this is pretty embarrassing. Not only do I agree that it’s extremely douchey, but it makes us all look pretty bad.

  73. Posted by Anony2212 | September 1, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    The cool people in HBS are so lame. They are only cool among themselves. Bunch of douches.

  74. Posted by I LOVE BESS | September 1, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    how come we dont have a site like this?
    ~ Cornell MBA

  75. Posted by kaiser L | September 1, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    Agreed. I know these guys, too, and while at times douchey, they are not particularly arrogant people. I wonder if they are surprised at this flogging they are getting…

  76. Posted by Rubinho | September 1, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    in german is like that, two p’s at the end

  77. Posted by Dignuts2 | September 2, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    Have a great day Bess~~~
    See you tonite……….

  78. Posted by Guest A Lot | September 2, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    Dignuts is seeing Bess tonite????? Banging Bess is the new killing it, in soviet russia a great day has bess

  79. Posted by Nkqt | September 4, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    is this post from an hbs girl that was rejected by the hbs male population?? sorry they feel there isn’t enough choice close at hand and are resorting to these drastic measures now…

  80. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    Favorite Book = The Alchemist?

    I was forced to ruin a perfectly good afternoon of my life reading that maudlin and mawkish piece of garbage. Nothing but contempt.

    Unless, of course, its merely a subtle ploy to bring in that sort of airheaded girl who mistakes that sort of thing for philosophy. Kind of like keeping a Leonard Cohen CD handy so she’ll yell “OMG, He is SOOOO deep!!!” In which case, bravo!

  81. Posted by FUCK! | August 30, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    WTF Bess, I have to do those stupid “type the phrase” pop-ups to post?!? This isn’t ticketmaster. Am I holding my position in line to post? Are people using bots to post comments on dcksucks?

    anal_yst you only support this because it’s harder for people to ridicule you incessantly, otherwise the new posting system is a marginal annoyance at best.

  82. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    anthony and levi’s (aka wangwingliu and pong) need to continue their ESL studies

  83. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    I would have thought the women would have been more beautiful.

  84. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    *no ‘s

  85. Posted by Anonemouse | August 30, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    Yeah – the fact that Anal_yst is the only person supporting the new comments system says something. Not sure what, but I think it says he’s someone I would see on www,paceunivsq.com

  86. Posted by Guestofguest | August 30, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    I see douchey people.

  87. Posted by Guestofguest | August 30, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    I see douchey people.

  88. Posted by Ultralong | August 30, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    date harvards q ?

    Q what?

  89. Posted by Anonymous | August 30, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    Appreciate your appreciation of Yelp comments but that little story doesn’t come close to the pizza one.

  90. Posted by Anonymous | January 4, 2011 at 12:09 PM

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  91. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    In search of “love”? Attended BA? Did you do it with the idea in mind that once you have received, women are so infatuated with the idea that water once he took the leadership and organizational behavior that would be affected in a stick?

  92. Posted by Anonymous | May 10, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    I told him he might have been a small more flexible in his owner.

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    Gladiator, Thomas Crown Affair, and Blood Diamond……

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