Are you looking for a new fund to invest some cash you’ve been holding on the sidelines? Would you consider yourself someone who loves expensive cars? You needn’t be the guy who claims to have such strong feelings for the things that he’s had sex with 1,000 of them (but it’s okay if you are, too), just a baseline appreciation is necessary. The Princes Gate Group is funding a “series of resorts centered on the passion for exclusive sports cars, which it claims will provide “sustainable and strong returns in a controlled risk environment, including semi-annual dividends and hoped-for double-digit returns.”
The first “Tycoonaire Gentlemen Sport Driving Resort” is expected break ground on the French Riviera as early as next year, with future locations in equally exquisite places planned. Each resort will offer tycoonaire gentlemen five-star accommodations, a spa, tennis courts, a polo field, a go-kart circuit for children, and the “technology farm” for developing new green technologies that all well-heeled travelers are looking for these days. Oh, and of course a “safe and secure” race track for all of the gentlemen drivers to drive very fast on, somehow in an environmentally sustainable way.
Hedge Fund Seeks Investors For Tycoonaire Resorts [FINalternatives]
The only acceptable fake tits are the ones that come with a dick.
-you know who
with headlights on or off. dual exhaust preferred.
…and this was how I met Matt Taibbi for the first time. He told me the password was “Fidelio,” and then a short time later he blew me on the hood of a Maserati blindfolded. Not sure if the lights were on.
Like the King of England in a hurricane.
I was gone for 2 weeks and DB somehow manages to fuck up my beloved comments section? How am I supposed to differentiate between Anonymous #9 and #13? I say bring back the numbers…. On a different note:
@Choadey “Fidelio” was the gimps’ password. We should’ve told you. Then again, aren’t you glad we didn’t?