Laid Off British Banker Finds Meaning In Topless Modeling, Bodybuilding

Henrietta Leung slaved away for nine years at HSBC, taking home 120,000 pounds annually for 16-hour work days. Then she did the same for Credit Suisse. All the while she knew something was missing but couldn’t justifiably give up the money. Then the financial crisis and her ensuing layoff from the Swiss Bank did for her what she couldn’t do for herself: forced her to figure out what makes Henrietta tick. She found that tick was a) being naked and b) doing squat thrusts, sometimes simultaneously.

Henrietta, 39, of Kingston, South West London, said: “I asked a photographer friend if he wanted to shoot me for fun and he started taking some nice and sexy pictures. “I went on one shoot after another and now I have built up a portfolio and done around 30 shoots. Despite only being paid for five of those shoots – around 100 pounds-a-time – I love the work.” Hong Kong-born Henrietta also started bodybuilding and entered fitness modelling competitions. She said: “That’s when I started to get noticed. I was offered 500 punds -a-day to have some very edgy shots taken with a male model in LA. But for bad luck, including the Icelandic volcano and a tight schedule, who knows what might have happened?” Henrietta added: “Though I have been offered adult photo shoots, that’s not for me.”

Bankers Gone Bust [The Sun, link probably NSFW]

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80 Responses to “Laid Off British Banker Finds Meaning In Topless Modeling, Bodybuilding”

  1. Guest says:

    Link to story is NSFW

  2. Anonymous says:

    In Soviet Russia, thrusts squat you!

  3. Anonymous says:

    dont click a link about topless modeling if you dont want to see jugs.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Get It Off Me!

  5. Anonymous says:

    @1, so you don’t work at Macquarie huh? Sucks for you.

  6. Tax Chic says:

    In Soviet Russia, deadbeat horse you.

  7. Guest says:

    Damn it Henrietta, put those things away. I’m trying to work.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Banging chicks is for poofs!

  9. Anonymous says:

    @9, let me guess where…

  10. ChicagoChick says:

    Does “NSFW” mean not safe for women?

  11. client 9 says:

    you had me at asian chick being a slave for 9 yrs

  12. PermaGuest says:

    British Tabloids. Got to love em

  13. Anonymous says:

    Why hasn’t Bess unleashed her fury at 2?
    -Guy who likes to watch Bess unload on unfunny comments.

  14. Hank Moody says:

    hmm. Hong Kong by way of London pounding. I’ll take a piece of that.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Porno is on the horizon. That is how all porn stars start out.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Why does she have a Knight Templar cross carved under her left tittie on the Sun site?

    ~UBS Trainee

  17. Anonymous says:

    @14 Because you touch yourself at night.

  18. Anonymous says:

    @14 Mormon, aren’t ya?

  19. ChicagoChick says:

    A whore…er…a STAR is born

  20. ChicagoChick says:

    meant “SLORE” damnit! SLORE

  21. 住客 says:


  22. Anonymous says:

    I’m thinking she’s on an aggressive hunt for a sugar-daddy.

    ~Captain Obvious

  23. PermaGuest says:

    Lights on or off?

    -Guy looking for the “lights on” guy to opine

  24. Anonymous says:

    Lights dimmed, ClickClack,YimYam and British chick giving me a bubble bath, while LB sitting in the corner gives me the stink eye.

  25. Anonymous says:

    @ 27, SIG quant?

  26. Anonymous says:


    “it moved”

  27. Anonymous says:

    @9 I see what you did there.

    Tell me son, are you a homosexual? There was a day when only homosexuals used words like “expansive”.

  28. JerseyShorePatrol says:

    She can do all that and still work in IR, right?

  29. Its despicable how this SLORE would use her looks to obtain gainful employment! Its degrading, its wrong, and it reflects badly on women’s abilities.

    – capable IR chick with BBA degree

  30. Anonymous says:

    STAR > LEH Quant > AIG Quant > Smart Poker Bot v3 > Fracassini > SIG Quant

  31. Anonymous says:

    (()) > ( o )( o ) > Harvard Extension School > MBA > CFA?

    – guy who poses serious questions

  32. Anonymous says:

    (.)(.) or gtfo!

  33. BSD says:

    From that headshot, Henry may have a future combining his two careers at Ping Capital – assuming he’s willing to take some “very racy” photos with a whiteboard marker.

  34. Anonymous says:

    @36 I prefer the ‘Y’


  35. TGFBV says:

    Bess, please consider nuking the next person that does a “Soviet Russia” post. It was amusing once, back in the mid 1980’s.

    Remember rule number one in plumbing school (I’m told): Water seeks its own level. Good luck, Henrietta.

  36. blanal says:

    I wouldn’t even poke her on facebook

  37. Anonymous says:

    in soviet russia, post nuke you!

  38. Anonymous says:

    This is what happens when you work in credit suisse.

  39. Anonymous says:

    i’d like to give her a shoot…..on her face. MAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  40. Tax Chink says:

    @26 If it is not worth doing with the lights on, it is not worth doing.

    Also, if you would be embarrased when the sex video comes out, maybe you should look for a better looking partner.

  41. There's always a critic says:

    Slippery slope after @43.

  42. Anonymous says:

    @30 – you mean “expensive”, as in “that’s a very expensive question”

  43. Anonymous says:

    Looks like a ladyboy. You sure that’s not Jiang Ping juiced up on the estrogen?

  44. Anonymous says:

    Closeted gay + Asian chick = snakeyes.

  45. Anonymous says:

    This manuever must be straight from the Aleksey Vayner, “How to Get a Job on Wall Street” book.

  46. Anonymous says:

    @47 I’ve seen better tits on thai ladyboys

    -Jeffrey “The Egg” Epstein

  47. Anal._yst says:

    @47, 50. Most ladyboys look more feminine that American women. Jut saying…

  48. Anonymous says:

    @51 exactly what I was trying to say. Brazilian and Thai Ladyboys have great tits

    -50, “The Egg”

  49. Tour de France says:


    So what if @9 a poof.

    Henrietta (my, that’s a mouthful) has some expansive assets.

  50. Anal._yst says:

    Icelandic chicks > Asian chicks > Good looking thai ladyboys > Asian dudes > Bad looking thai ladyboys > American women > Black trannies > Tax Chick’s mom

  51. Anonymous says:

    Probably NSFW? Really? I click on the link and BAMMM screen full of nipple.

  52. Anonymous says:

    @54 shouldn’t it be Bess > Icelandic chicks…

  53. Anonymous says:

    who wants to have sex with a 39 yr old

  54. cliff says:

    @55 you lie! Maybe a little nipple

  55. @anal_yst – what do you have against blacks (who happen to be trannies)? please examine your motives…and what’s your fascination with asians. never mind.

  56. Anonymous says:

    I see an Adam’s Apple.

  57. Anonymous says:

    @57 You don’t get out much, do you?

  58. PermaGuest says:

    @63 here– I meant @58!

    Bess your servers are going bats***t again…

  59. TheEgg says:

    @62 No ruffies, I just ask “Does this rag smell like chloroform?” Works every time.

    -“The Egg”

  60. Anal_yst says:


    So he was living the dream, eh?

  61. Anonymous says:

    @54 – La4er Cake

    Check it out, it’s a good flick


  62. Anonymous says:

    Layer Cake. Don’t know what I was going for there.


  63. Anonymous says:

    anal_yst = pedophile

    I wonder if Anal_yst was ever an analyst, and if so, if he’s still an analyst. Or is he just some guy really into anal.

    Anal_yst, thoughts?

  64. Anonymous says:

    #9, great movie reference.

  65. Anonymous says:

    You’re born, you take shit
    Get out in the world, you take more shit
    Climb a little higher, take less shit
    Until one day your up in the rarefied atmosphere
    And you’ve forgotten what shit even looks like
    Welcome to the layer cake, son

  66. Anonymous says:

    Don’t pretend to be a UK Investment banker as you cannot be found in the FSA registra!

  67. JonIndia™ says:

    yeahh she’s a little too jacked. She needs to lay off the P90X.

  68. H.L. says:

    @12 I see you on the CNN, call me.
    ~ Henry

  69. Lisas agents says:

    In soviet Russia, everything yous. I can’t see her being very successful as a model, she just doesn’t have the look, and she is a little too old.

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