• 11 Aug 2010 at 4:02 PM

Maria Bartiromo, Come On Down!

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What’s this joyous news you hear?
Maria Bartiromo is being inducted into the Cable Hall of Fame Class of 2011! The CNBC anchor will be officially welcomed to the club in June of next year, and if you can’t make it to the ceremony for the acceptance speech, take heart– you’ll be able to visit her in the Hall of Fame’s Denver headquarters– fingers crossed for a wax statue. [ICN via BI]

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  1. 1
    Posted by Charlie's intern | August 11, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    If you cut her arms off she’d look like Venus di Milo.

  2. 2
    Posted by NakedShort | August 11, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    Trademark Gold Hall of Fame Blazer courtesy of Lane Bryant.

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    Is she wearing a pearl necklace?

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Those lips never get old.

  5. 5
    Posted by that guy | August 11, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    Please let the sculptor choose her famous mile high pose.

  6. 6
    Posted by client 9 | August 11, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    i’m told the awards ceremony gift bags will include a stack of cash and a jar of sue bee

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    #3 No, but Toddy T will be giving her one upon introduction.

    BTW…do they have enough wax for that ass?

  8. 8
    Posted by InfiniteGuest | August 11, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    @2 (NakedShort) mean but good.

  9. 9
    Posted by CoveredLong | August 11, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    In Soviet Russia, you wax Maria off.

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    lights on, blanus up, Dior evening gown ruffled up in a ball on the couch of Andrew Ross Sorkins new Co-Op,past 11:30 on a schoolnight?

    -you couldn’t hate me if you tried sweets guy.

  11. 11
    Posted by Maria Bartiromo | August 11, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    It’s a celebration, bitches.

    http://tinyurl.com/37lb8mz

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    I need a nap.

    –Guy who usually busts a nut on things and then weeps, but right now just wants a nap.

  13. 13
    Posted by I'm a Bastard of a Man | August 11, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    Maria’s husky. How husky is she? We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy’s and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack. They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap. Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way, ’cause that would blow me round the world in a day. We drove into the drive-in and she didn’t have to pay, because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet.

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Cannot read comments with cleft lip kid pictures next to me

  15. 15
    Posted by Celebrity Stalker | August 11, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Rumour has it she’s sharing her star and and footprint ceremony with Snooki.

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    “come on down to the all you can eat buffet”

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | August 11, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    Bateman @1, examine your motives

  18. 18
    Posted by Filthy | August 11, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    In Soviet Russia, down goes Maria Bartiromo to come.

  19. 19
    Posted by american bandersnatch | August 11, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    Holy bat bra batman

  20. 20
    Posted by Maria Callas | August 11, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    That Schnozz does not warrant an updo unless she is marrying Ari Onassis

  21. 21
    Posted by Some Asshole | August 11, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    Did anyone else get a “Women’s Plus Boutique(sizes 16W-24W!)” ad right there next to related stories?

    Golf claps, Surphace ad network.

  22. 22
    Posted by plang | August 11, 2010 at 8:11 PM

    dealbreaker sure gets the best pictures!

  23. 23
    Posted by whatsmynametoday | August 11, 2010 at 10:50 PM

    Well, if nothing else she was live on air reporting when that fucking 2nd plane hit.

    One of the worst days in our history and she covered it. Nuff said.

  24. 24
    Posted by derivative deviant | August 12, 2010 at 4:02 AM

    lights on and her bead tail swinging. Bat Bra wrapped on my head, and a line of charlie along my knob… come get it Maria

  25. 25
    Posted by Anonymous | August 12, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    Bess, “wax statue” is pretty much a description of the actual Maria anyway

  26. 26
    Posted by FU | August 12, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    nice dick sucking lips

  27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    nice rack

  28. 28
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    test

  29. 29
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    test

  30. 30
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    test

  31. 31
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    test

  32. 32
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    test

  33. 33
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    Maria…why such a “wet blanket” ??
    Today at 4p she announces:
    “Gold is retreating today…is it over for the gold market?”
    Gold was selling at $1,270.00 per oz. (down a measly 3 bucks)
    Maria B. is always the 1st to exclaim “CRASH” on any downturn.

  34. 34
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    Maria…why such a “wet blanket” ??
    Today at 4p she announces:
    “Gold is retreating today…is it over for the gold market?”
    Gold was selling at $1,270.00 per oz. (down a measly 3 bucks)
    Maria B. is always the 1st to exclaim “CRASH” on any downturn.

  35. 35
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    Maria…why such a “wet blanket” ??
    Today at 4p she announces:
    “Gold is retreating today…is it over for the gold market?”
    Gold was selling at $1,270.00 per oz. (down a measly 3 bucks)
    Maria B. is always the 1st to exclaim “CRASH” on any downturn.

  36. 36
    Posted by paul | September 15, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    Maria…why such a “wet blanket” ??
    Today at 4p she announces:
    “Gold is retreating today…is it over for the gold market?”
    Gold was selling at $1,270.00 per oz. (down a measly 3 bucks)
    Maria B. is always the 1st to exclaim “CRASH” on any downturn.

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