“I have not violated any House rules,” Waters said in a statement today. “Therefore, I simply will not be forced to admit to something I did not do.” Instead, the Representative from California will be taking part in a public hearing “rather than admitting to any wrongdoing.” The House Ethics Committee has said it formed an “adjudicatory subcommittee” to deal with the matter/hold the showdown, and while at this time they probably do not have plans to consider allow Waters to question herself, I think it’s most certainly something that should be considered. Honestly. Just take a moment to imagine the fireworks of Waters on Waters. They could sell tickets and make it a pay-per-view event. Don’t say no, just say maybe, and get a taste of what could be.

Comments (62)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    this is your moment bess/ dealbreaker. take her down.

  2. Posted by client 9 | August 2, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    not guilty by reason of insanity

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    I wonder if her constituents got the same deal she did

  4. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    She is absolutely absurbdly moronic. It makes me angry that these are the people who represent us.

  5. Posted by WTF | August 2, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    She’s dumber than a bag of hair. An embarrassment, much like the rest of her Congressional cohorts.

  6. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    This turkey is totally braindead!

  7. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    You shut up and give me the answer I’m looking for! Otherwise, any minute now, I’m gonna cough up a loogie so huge it’s gonna make you and everyone one in here wish they hadn’t had guacamole with their ultimate nachos.

    -Maxine W

  8. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    http://www.c-spanarchives.org/program/ID/53643&start=2987&end=3062

    I really hope someone reads this back to her, this was Mad Max Waters in 1995 testifying on Newt Gingrich’s ethics violations (from Drudge report).

  9. Posted by pmco | August 2, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    Ms Levin: may I suggest a “Maxine Waters is so dumb…” contest?

  10. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    Heavy handed editorial censorship today…

  11. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    Interesting

  12. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    adjudicatory – she’s mince meat if she has to repeat that word

  13. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Pretty sure that this just means that Californians are just as dumb.

  14. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    I haven’t smiled so much after reading a news article since the Spitzer news hit the tape. I hope Carl Levin is next and we get to hear about his emails describing Dodd-Frank as shitty legislation.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    Looks like somebody should have paid more attention to the nuances.

  16. Posted by Someone who once met Soros | August 2, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    “Where da white bitches at ?” by Maxine Waters

  17. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    Bess, I have been expecting this post all day. Thanks for not disappointing.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Why aren’t the comments on here meaner? This bitch deserves to get buried by the readership today. I’m disappointed in all of you.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    @9 I will start:

    Maxine Waters is so dumb she votes for herself

  20. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    there will be so many democrat heads rolling this november

  21. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    In Soviet Russia, plant waters Maxine!

  22. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    Lights off! LIGHTS OFF!!!!

  23. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    Affirmation of karma.

  24. Posted by Air head | August 2, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    What’s going to happen if Max Waters co-host “Squawk on the Street” with Mark Haines on Erin’s absence?

    What’s going to happen if she covers FastMoney when Melissa Lee’s on vacation?

    What are the chances of Gasbagarumor and Max hosting show at Fox B?

    Of course, Max being a Congresswoman can handle any challenge.You are just jealous.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 7:44 PM

    CSU LA eh

  26. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 7:51 PM

    What the mutha fuck ever, mutha-fucka fuck fuck! Uh-huh, you herd me da ferst time!

  27. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    Maxine is a crook and a socialist. I don’t know which is worse although generally they have a lot in common. For shame that we elect atrocities like this.

    HOpefully in November we can go back to laughing at these people….they’re actually amusing when they have no power.

  28. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    Johnny Cock Ring’s firm gonna’ represent her?

  29. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 9:15 PM

    Look who’s on the other side of the table now

  30. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    Bitch…..respectfully.

  31. Posted by Kenny Bania | August 2, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    @8 That’s gold, Jerry. Gold!

  32. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    @6 the reference is perfect

  33. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    careful or THIS LIBERAL is going to socialize…err.. national… err… socialize you, uh, your companies.

    - Max to the Waters

  34. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    Maxine Waters be so dumb, she think pandemonium is an element.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2010 at 9:45 PM

    Maxine Gasparino, Queen of Amerika.

  36. Posted by merkin capital partners | August 2, 2010 at 10:35 PM

    Her wikipedia page alone should be enough to repeal the civil rights act.

    This is uhnutha violation of tha minarituhs in the communitee!

  37. Posted by Some Asshole | August 2, 2010 at 11:38 PM

    What? No link to her greatest hit?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxPzxTAOjgg

  38. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 5:58 AM

    crackhead

  39. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    To the person who sometime posts, “you’re a racist, examine your motives”: you thinking it’s better not to play your card today?

  40. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 8:46 AM

    @39, I believe the person you are referring to is in Russia, being examined by their motives. I hear that is the way it works over there.

  41. Posted by Guest | August 3, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    Looks and sounds like Mick Jagger – the real glimmer twin is out of the closet

  42. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 9:26 AM

    @40, Nicely played, way to work in two jokes without making either seem like they been kicked by a dead horse.

  43. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    @41 What an insult to Mick Jagger.

  44. Posted by Slidell | August 3, 2010 at 9:46 AM

    She should step down so she can pursue her earlier cause of making sure that hurricanes start being more inclusive of ‘black’ names,

  45. Posted by Dead_Cat | August 3, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    Maxine Waters is so dumb, she makes Sarah Palin look only semi-retarded.

  46. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    Doesn’t matter who wins the bakeoff, ‘coz Maxine and Charlie will take the cake and eat it, too.

  47. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    @47, Maxine and Palin should have one of those beer summit things like Obama did with that cop and prof., I think I know exactly the tavern for it too.

  48. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    What tavern is that? I completely forgot.

    - The guy who triple barbarian dares you to piss of Bess

  49. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    I’m the Bess mayne, I deed it

  50. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    @ 48 I believe it is in fact a certain tavern which in a certain nation which is no longer in existence was known to actually physically strike its patrons often about the face and head.
    -Guy who is walking a fine line between not wanting to piss off Bess but also reasoning that any attention from Bess woudld make my morning and possibly entire day.

  51. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    Can someone please take a collection of her speeches and auto tune them? It would be outstanding and definitely on par with this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8

  52. Posted by Captain Freebie | August 3, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    In Soviet Russia, there is no freaking way someone like this holds any office.

  53. Posted by b | August 3, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    worst member of Congress ever

    worst

  54. Posted by fredgsanford | August 3, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    I would hit dat ass!
    Fred G. Sanford
    The “g” is for gin&juice.

  55. Posted by pmco | August 3, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    @19: you made me guffaw and spit tea at my monitor. The guys on my desk wish to thank you by buying you a drink at an establishment where alcoholic beverages are sold to be drunk on the premises. One on quiet lane is preferable.

  56. Posted by Captain Freebie | August 3, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Not saying the name of the tavern, and referencing an ancient place that is now defunct and was once run by Communist dictators is obviously the new killing it!

  57. Posted by Guest | August 3, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    @43 he sounds like an old lady just like the mad max on that exile redo

  58. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    @ 56 I don’t get it…
    Former Lehman Intern who took the position at AIG instead.

  59. Posted by Captain Freebie | August 3, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    Inetta-Mays and The ormerfay ovietsay nionuay

  60. Posted by guest | August 3, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    @59 you realize, Bess is fluent in Pig Latin.

  61. Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    i have some quessions to ax.
    Nosmo king

  62. Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    didnt she attend Occidental college with POTUS?
    FUBO

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