“I have not violated any House rules,” Waters said in a statement today. “Therefore, I simply will not be forced to admit to something I did not do.” Instead, the Representative from California will be taking part in a public hearing “rather than admitting to any wrongdoing.” The House Ethics Committee has said it formed an “adjudicatory subcommittee” to deal with the matter/hold the showdown, and while at this time they probably do not have plans to consider allow Waters to question herself, I think it’s most certainly something that should be considered. Honestly. Just take a moment to imagine the fireworks of Waters on Waters. They could sell tickets and make it a pay-per-view event. Don’t say no, just say maybe, and get a taste of what could be.
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this is your moment bess/ dealbreaker. take her down.
not guilty by reason of insanity
I wonder if her constituents got the same deal she did
She is absolutely absurbdly moronic. It makes me angry that these are the people who represent us.
She’s dumber than a bag of hair. An embarrassment, much like the rest of her Congressional cohorts.
This turkey is totally braindead!
You shut up and give me the answer I’m looking for! Otherwise, any minute now, I’m gonna cough up a loogie so huge it’s gonna make you and everyone one in here wish they hadn’t had guacamole with their ultimate nachos.
-Maxine W
http://www.c-spanarchives.org/program/ID/53643&start=2987&end=3062
I really hope someone reads this back to her, this was Mad Max Waters in 1995 testifying on Newt Gingrich’s ethics violations (from Drudge report).
Ms Levin: may I suggest a “Maxine Waters is so dumb…” contest?
Heavy handed editorial censorship today…
Interesting
adjudicatory – she’s mince meat if she has to repeat that word
Pretty sure that this just means that Californians are just as dumb.
I haven’t smiled so much after reading a news article since the Spitzer news hit the tape. I hope Carl Levin is next and we get to hear about his emails describing Dodd-Frank as shitty legislation.
Looks like somebody should have paid more attention to the nuances.
“Where da white bitches at ?” by Maxine Waters
Bess, I have been expecting this post all day. Thanks for not disappointing.
Why aren’t the comments on here meaner? This bitch deserves to get buried by the readership today. I’m disappointed in all of you.
@9 I will start:
Maxine Waters is so dumb she votes for herself
there will be so many democrat heads rolling this november
In Soviet Russia, plant waters Maxine!
Lights off! LIGHTS OFF!!!!
Affirmation of karma.
What’s going to happen if Max Waters co-host “Squawk on the Street” with Mark Haines on Erin’s absence?
What’s going to happen if she covers FastMoney when Melissa Lee’s on vacation?
What are the chances of Gasbagarumor and Max hosting show at Fox B?
Of course, Max being a Congresswoman can handle any challenge.You are just jealous.
CSU LA eh
What the mutha fuck ever, mutha-fucka fuck fuck! Uh-huh, you herd me da ferst time!
Maxine is a crook and a socialist. I don’t know which is worse although generally they have a lot in common. For shame that we elect atrocities like this.
HOpefully in November we can go back to laughing at these people….they’re actually amusing when they have no power.
Johnny Cock Ring’s firm gonna’ represent her?
Look who’s on the other side of the table now
Bitch…..respectfully.
@8 That’s gold, Jerry. Gold!
@6 the reference is perfect
careful or THIS LIBERAL is going to socialize…err.. national… err… socialize you, uh, your companies.
- Max to the Waters
Maxine Waters be so dumb, she think pandemonium is an element.
Maxine Gasparino, Queen of Amerika.
Her wikipedia page alone should be enough to repeal the civil rights act.
This is uhnutha violation of tha minarituhs in the communitee!
What? No link to her greatest hit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxPzxTAOjgg
crackhead
To the person who sometime posts, “you’re a racist, examine your motives”: you thinking it’s better not to play your card today?
@39, I believe the person you are referring to is in Russia, being examined by their motives. I hear that is the way it works over there.
Looks and sounds like Mick Jagger – the real glimmer twin is out of the closet
@40, Nicely played, way to work in two jokes without making either seem like they been kicked by a dead horse.
@41 What an insult to Mick Jagger.
She should step down so she can pursue her earlier cause of making sure that hurricanes start being more inclusive of ‘black’ names,
Maxine Waters is so dumb, she makes Sarah Palin look only semi-retarded.
Doesn’t matter who wins the bakeoff, ‘coz Maxine and Charlie will take the cake and eat it, too.
@47, Maxine and Palin should have one of those beer summit things like Obama did with that cop and prof., I think I know exactly the tavern for it too.
What tavern is that? I completely forgot.
- The guy who triple barbarian dares you to piss of Bess
I’m the Bess mayne, I deed it
@ 48 I believe it is in fact a certain tavern which in a certain nation which is no longer in existence was known to actually physically strike its patrons often about the face and head.
-Guy who is walking a fine line between not wanting to piss off Bess but also reasoning that any attention from Bess woudld make my morning and possibly entire day.
Can someone please take a collection of her speeches and auto tune them? It would be outstanding and definitely on par with this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8
In Soviet Russia, there is no freaking way someone like this holds any office.
worst member of Congress ever
worst
I would hit dat ass!
Fred G. Sanford
The “g” is for gin&juice.
@19: you made me guffaw and spit tea at my monitor. The guys on my desk wish to thank you by buying you a drink at an establishment where alcoholic beverages are sold to be drunk on the premises. One on quiet lane is preferable.
Not saying the name of the tavern, and referencing an ancient place that is now defunct and was once run by Communist dictators is obviously the new killing it!
@43 he sounds like an old lady just like the mad max on that exile redo
@ 56 I don’t get it…
Former Lehman Intern who took the position at AIG instead.
Inetta-Mays and The ormerfay ovietsay nionuay
@59 you realize, Bess is fluent in Pig Latin.
i have some quessions to ax.
Nosmo king
didnt she attend Occidental college with POTUS?
FUBO