• 06 Aug 2010 at 7:30 AM

Opening Bell: 08.06.10

BofA Seeks End to Crisis-Era Constraint (WSJ)
Bank of America wants out of a secret U.S. sanction imposed during the financial crisis, but regulators are keeping the 15-month-old penalty in place as they evaluate whether the giant lender has satisfied all of their requirements, said people familiar with the situation. The question of when the nation’s largest bank by assets can be free of the confidential memorandum of understanding is currently the subject of negotiations between bank officials, the Federal Reserve and the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, these people said. It is a “reasoned disagreement,” said one person familiar with the discussions. As long as the memorandum is in place, Bank of America is subjected to intensified scrutiny from regulators and restraints on certain moves. The “pendulum,” said one person close to the bank, is swinging from “the permissive side to the highly restrictive side.” Regulators now “are super vigilant about everything.” One benefit of lifting the sanction would be freedom from the memorandum’s psychological stigma.

Wall St. Faces Specter of Lost Trading Units (NYT)
“This is the real stuff,” said Brad Hintz, an analyst at Sanford C. Bernstein & Company. “It shows that if you squeeze Wall Street, like a balloon it will come out somewhere else, and we really are squeezing Wall Street. Their business models are changing.”

Barclays warns against forced break-up (FT)
The bank has launched a spirited defence of its approach of combining retail and investment banking under one roof, with executives on Thursday delivering a thinly veiled warning to the UK government that a break-up could force it overseas. John Varley, chief executive, said Barclays’ so-called universal model had proved its resilience and profitability through the financial crisis. He said it would have been “discourteous” of him to pre-judge the conclusions of the UK government-appointed Commission on Banking, which will spend the next year considering whether universal banks should be broken up. But, Mr Varley went on, the evidence to justify any break-ups would have to be “empirical, unemotional and thorough enough not to cause unintended consequences”.

Obama: Taxpayers Will Be Paid in Full For the GM Bailout (CNBC)
“We expect taxpayers will get back all the money my administration has invested in GM,” Obama said. “Over time, that is going to be extraordinarily significant. It means we stood up this industry and you know what, we got a return.”

Key White House economic adviser Christina Romer stepping down (Reuters)
Resignation effective Sept. 3, at which time Romer will return to being a professor in California.

2 Top Economists Differ Sharply on Risk of Deflation (NYT)
Nerd-off: “When the latest unemployment figures are announced today, all of Wall Street will be watching. But for Richard Berner of Morgan Stanley and Jan Hatzius of Goldman Sachs, the results will be more than just another marker in an avalanche of data. Instead, the numbers will be a clue as to which of the two economists is right about where the American economy is headed. Their sharp disagreement over that question adds yet another twist to the fierce rivalry between the firms, Wall Street’s version of the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox.”

You Won’t See This On Shark Week: Video (AnimalNY)
“After fighting a bull shark for 45 minutes according to this video’s YouTube description, a fisherman decided to demonstrate an alternative technique for subduing the massive fish as the children held their ears and eagerly looked on.”

Legacy of the ‘Flash Crash’ (WSJ)
In the days leading up to the May 6 “flash crash,” some stock-market veterans were picking up disturbing rumblings. Philip Vasan, who heads the Credit Suisse prime-brokerage unit catering to hedge funds, began hearing from fund managers who were ratcheting back on trading because, they told him, stocks were behaving strangely. The funds were acting like “a dog that growls before an earthquake,” Mr. Vasan told several clients.

US Students Seek Degrees Abroad
(WSJ)
Over the past five years, CEIBS has seen a jump in American applicants, says Lydia Price, the school’s dean. Almost 8% of the class of 2009 was made up of American students. Many are self-selecting for an education in Asia, taking Mandarin language courses and studying up on Chinese markets and business well before applying. “It’s not enough to want an M.B.A., you need to want a China M.B.A.,” Ms. Price says. “And China isn’t necessarily a gold mine, with hyper competition, under-developed markets, high demands for customer service and quality.”

Slidell youth baseball coach who beat rival coach tested positive for steroids (NOLA)
A youth baseball coach who beat up a rival coach after a crucial Slidell Bantam Baseball Association game in 2008 had off-the-chart levels of animal steroids in his system after his sentencing for battery, according to test results recently obtained by The Times-Picayune. Jason Chighizola, 34, who coached the Yankees team for 8-year-olds, was convicted Aug. 20, 2009, of battery of a recreation athletic contest official. During sentencing, Lamz said he suspected — “due to your huge muscular appearance” — that Chighizola likely was on steroids or other performance enhancing drugs.

Comments (36)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 7:45 AM

    Someone’s up bright and early :). Or maybe just up really late :D.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    the fucking video doesnt even fucking work. fucking bullshit RBS nonsense.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 9:04 AM

    Welcome to recovery summer!

  4. Posted by client 9 | August 6, 2010 at 9:23 AM

    somebody’s a little desperate for youtube friends

  5. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    MBA from China > CFA

  6. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 9:30 AM

    Any Republican Administration > Obama knuckleheads

  7. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 9:36 AM

    Did Burnett party the night away at Madam’s Organ?

  8. Posted by John | August 6, 2010 at 9:39 AM

    I was in the bathroom of a certain tavern last evening when I noticed a distincly metallic taste in the cocaine I had just been offered.

  9. Posted by S. Larson | August 6, 2010 at 9:41 AM

    All,

    Kiss my nondescript reproductive organ[s], while I J all over your Bs. Everyone on this board needs to merge with Star in order to survive. OptionsTrader is the new Slim Jim. Mayo is a phenomenal food product with numerous vitamins. Bess Levin’s draft box is a national treasure. Anal_yst is to CFA as NakedShort is to MBA.

    Overdraft notifications are always in blue,

    -S. Larson

  10. Posted by Riley Escobar | August 6, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    Good work on the jobs #, B Roc… Way to go!

  11. Posted by Guest | August 6, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    BL: There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?
    Greg: Errr, excuse me… which is the one people like to hug?
    BL: Gutsy question. You’re a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don’t look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    @3 yeah, recovering from my hangover.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 9:58 AM

    @12 Me three. It gives meaning to “recovery summer”.

  14. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    In the People’s Republic of America, taxes pay you!

  15. Posted by american bandersnatch | August 6, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    Chinese MBA students today = Japanese MBA students 20 years ago

  16. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    @15 gooks = gooks, very astute

  17. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    Why the picture or Conan O’ Brien?

  18. Posted by NakedShort | August 6, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    @16 ROR!

  19. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    Oh! So now it’s a “private video”…..

  20. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    They shot the shark in the head.

    -Matt Taibbi

  21. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    Some dumbass Ferrari owners (Wait for the confrontation about halfway…):

    http://www.khou.com/news/local/Ferraris-in-Handicapped-Spaces-Anger-NW-Harris-County-Shoppers-99727359.html

  22. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    That is such a great haircut he has.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    @4, did you just insinuate that Bess is desperate for anything other than more names to take and asses to kick? Shush yourself.

    @12, 13 Let me be clear, this is going to be a long, hard road to recovery. Now make no mistake, that was me that just spent 20 vomiting in the bathroom.

  24. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    Killing sharks is the new killing sharks.

    The Tavern Tussler

  25. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    No posts by 11AM. I think soooooomone made it a Beamers morning!!

  26. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    I suspect double dipping… (or maybe triple by this time).

  27. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    I wish Bess would put some treasure in my inbox.

  28. Posted by CMBS 4-Life | August 6, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    there’s no fucking volume. there’s no fucking volume. I’m fucking hungover. I’m fucking hungover. could be an alcoholic lunch hour…

  29. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    Robin Williams says that one way to know you’re an alcoholic is to wake up fully dressed in a park and ask out loud, “Hey! Who took a shit in my pants?”

  30. Posted by PermaGuest | August 6, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    @21 Is there any OTHER kind of Ferrari owner?

  31. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    @11-

    DB: I think we should go with that Zach Kouwe guy. Not just because he has a suit, but because he knows about business and stuff and he has a tie.

  32. Posted by Anonymous | August 6, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    @23 Ah so it was you!

  33. Posted by 2StopShop | August 6, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    @18 or anyone else with (what I assume is) intimate knowledge of chat rooms for 14 year olds,

    What does ROR stand for in the context that 18 used it?

  34. Posted by Anal_yst | August 6, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    @33

    LOL, spoken in engrish.

    Also, recovery summer indeed, NY Dolls: 1, me: 0.

  35. Posted by Pmco | August 6, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    Is it just me (and maybe @17) but are Monyihan, Conan and Gordon Ramsay separated at birth Irish triplets

  36. Posted by Nate | August 7, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    With the recent weakness in the economy, we can now expect the Federal Reserve to reinstate their quantitative easing (money printing) program. Most pundits now expect the Fed to print another $2-3 trillion to prevent deflation at all cost. With this level of money printing, we are likely to enter hyperinflation some time in the future (3-5 years). The deflationists will disagree, but let’s face it: History tells us that large amounts of money printing will eventually lead to hyperinflation (defined as more than 50% a year). Full article at http://blackswaninsights.blogspot.com/2010/07/surviving-hyperinflation.html

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