Archive for August 2010

  • 06 Aug 2010 at 7:30 AM

Opening Bell: 08.06.10

BofA Seeks End to Crisis-Era Constraint (WSJ)
Bank of America wants out of a secret U.S. sanction imposed during the financial crisis, but regulators are keeping the 15-month-old penalty in place as they evaluate whether the giant lender has satisfied all of their requirements, said people familiar with the situation. The question of when the nation’s largest bank by assets can be free of the confidential memorandum of understanding is currently the subject of negotiations between bank officials, the Federal Reserve and the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, these people said. It is a “reasoned disagreement,” said one person familiar with the discussions. As long as the memorandum is in place, Bank of America is subjected to intensified scrutiny from regulators and restraints on certain moves. The “pendulum,” said one person close to the bank, is swinging from “the permissive side to the highly restrictive side.” Regulators now “are super vigilant about everything.” One benefit of lifting the sanction would be freedom from the memorandum’s psychological stigma.

Wall St. Faces Specter of Lost Trading Units (NYT)
“This is the real stuff,” said Brad Hintz, an analyst at Sanford C. Bernstein & Company. “It shows that if you squeeze Wall Street, like a balloon it will come out somewhere else, and we really are squeezing Wall Street. Their business models are changing.”

Barclays warns against forced break-up (FT)
The bank has launched a spirited defence of its approach of combining retail and investment banking under one roof, with executives on Thursday delivering a thinly veiled warning to the UK government that a break-up could force it overseas. John Varley, chief executive, said Barclays’ so-called universal model had proved its resilience and profitability through the financial crisis. He said it would have been “discourteous” of him to pre-judge the conclusions of the UK government-appointed Commission on Banking, which will spend the next year considering whether universal banks should be broken up. But, Mr Varley went on, the evidence to justify any break-ups would have to be “empirical, unemotional and thorough enough not to cause unintended consequences”.

Obama: Taxpayers Will Be Paid in Full For the GM Bailout (CNBC)
“We expect taxpayers will get back all the money my administration has invested in GM,” Obama said. “Over time, that is going to be extraordinarily significant. It means we stood up this industry and you know what, we got a return.”

Key White House economic adviser Christina Romer stepping down (Reuters)
Resignation effective Sept. 3, at which time Romer will return to being a professor in California.

2 Top Economists Differ Sharply on Risk of Deflation (NYT)
Nerd-off: “When the latest unemployment figures are announced today, all of Wall Street will be watching. But for Richard Berner of Morgan Stanley and Jan Hatzius of Goldman Sachs, the results will be more than just another marker in an avalanche of data. Instead, the numbers will be a clue as to which of the two economists is right about where the American economy is headed. Their sharp disagreement over that question adds yet another twist to the fierce rivalry between the firms, Wall Street’s version of the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox.”

You Won’t See This On Shark Week: Video (AnimalNY)
“After fighting a bull shark for 45 minutes according to this video’s YouTube description, a fisherman decided to demonstrate an alternative technique for subduing the massive fish as the children held their ears and eagerly looked on.” Continue reading »

  • 05 Aug 2010 at 6:00 PM

Write-Offs: 08.05.10

$$$ Goldman May Earn 4 Cents to Manage First State Sale in India [Bloomberg]

$$$ 10 Signs It’s Time To Leave Your Job [FINS]

$$$ Woman Busted for Stealing $20, Shoving It Up Ass [DI] Continue reading »

“The issue is the “Giving Pledge” is a condescending, nearly cartoonish PR exercise [that allows people like Tom Seyer to feel good about himself, despite] working on the risk arbitrage desk at Goldman Sachs and then creating Farallon Capital, an overwhelmingly self-interested hedge fund.” [WSJ via DI]

Related (…?): Wall Street Journal Shames Rich People Who Chose Not To Sign Up For Buffett/Gates Pledge

I’m going to throw something out there that probably shouldn’t come as too much of a shock, knowing what we know about Matt Taibbi, the boy who spent months of late nights hunched over at his typewriter, gnawing the skin off his knuckles trying to figure out how those crooks at Goldman Sachs do it, reportedly threw scalding hot coffee in the face of a reporter who’d offered him constructive criticism and, on at least on occasion, kept a thermos of horse semen in his fridge to later be baked into a pie and smashed into an unsuspecting victim’s face. And here’s what: Matt Taibbi is the kind of guy who will install surveillance cameras in your home and office, without your knowledge, if he is under the believe you’re screwing him over. Ex-girlfriends can probably attest to this fact and now, sort of embarrassingly, Wall Street and Washington can too. Because Matt Taibbi did it to them, and today, in his duty as an American citizen, reports back on what he saw. We’re lucky he did this and will merely describe the scene to us, sparing us the horror show of actually watching it go down ourselves, which would be a harrowing experience. Continue reading »

On the one hand, yes, this is a good idea. Make them accountable, etc. On the other? I’m not so sure we want to open that box. [TSC]

First off, I know nothing of the interview process at State Street Global Markets, but moving forward, might I make a suggestion that perhaps HR should consider adding a question along the lines of, “Have you ever desecrated a gravestone or group of gravestones? If not, is it something you might see yourself doing one day?” I think it might help avoid the awkward realization that you are currently employing this guy. The guy just charged with “open and gross lewdness, indecent exposure, vandalism of a gravestone and wanton or malicious damage or defacement.” Continue reading »

“Interview me.” Apparently his board also specifies that he’s looking for a gig in investment banking but, you know, beggars, choosers, etc. Will JD throw him a bone? I’d like to think so but I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

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Have you gotten started on your list of treats to buy with 2010′s year-end bonus? In need of some inspiration? Why not consider the house Michael Jackson was in when he bit the big one? Continue reading »

Other banks would take Friday and enjoy the weekend but not Goldman Sachs, according to CNBC’s Kate Kelly. They get shit done before close of business and none of this Summer Friday crap. Of course, there are still a lot of unknowns, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous, including but not limited to, will GS seed this entity? Will it act as prime broker and if so, will it be treated like every other client or will it get extra-special treatment, like being told beforehand trades will be front-run (“we’re just going to help ourselves to this, thanks sugar”)? These are the things we need answers to. Continue reading »

Former UBS banker Bradley Birkenfeld is the guy widely credited with helping the authorities crack down on the less than legal activities at the Swiss bank vis-a-vis clients and their taxes. For his help exposing the tax evasion specialists, he’s been rewarded with time in the big house, which is not how he’d predicted this whole thing would turn out. To the contrary, Brad and his big brain had assumed that not only would he do no time for his own wrong-doing (he had, after all, been one of those people helping clients keep some of their wealth on the hush-hush), but that he’d be looking at nice big check for a job well done signed by the Department of Justice. BUT WHY? Why did he go to the trouble of screwing the man, which involved a decent amount of effort when laying on the beach with a Thai hooker involves none? It probably had to do with the fact that he realized the man was going to screw him if he didn’t make some moves first.

On Oct. 5, 2005, high-flying American banker Bradley Birkenfeld abruptly resigned his plum position in the Geneva office of Switzerland’s premier financial institution, UBS. The sole reason, he said, was his discovery of an internal document that, in his mind, revealed a calculated plan on the bank’s part to disown him, or any one of his fellow cross-border bankers, should the music suddenly stop in UBS’ dubious $20 billion dance with America’s most wealthy. The offending document was an internal brief from UBS Legal that cataloged cross-border banking activities illegal in the United States, where Birkenfeld and the other private bankers in UBS’ wealth management division routinely made regular prospecting trips for wealthy U.S.-resident clients. The rub was that – point by point – the list of prohibitions contradicted the fundamentals of Birkenfeld’s job description: No establishing of business relationships “for securities purposes” the document read; no “solicitation of account opening” or “cold calling or prospecting;” and no contacting U.S. clients by “telephone, mail, email, advertising, the internet or personal visits.” “I’m like, ‘Holy shit, this is a stick of dynamite!’” Birkenfeld said.

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