Archive for August 2010

  • 26 Aug 2010 at 9:30 AM

Opening Bell: 08.26.10

Special Report: Phil Falcone’s Riskiest Trade? (Reuters)
In an email exchange with a Reuters reporter, Falcone suggested that even a bankrupt TerreStar might be worth between $1.5 and $2 billion because of the value of its spectrum license. Using those rough figures, Falcone would appear to be valuing LightSquared at a minimum of between $3 billion and $5 billion based solely on the size of its transmission spectrum — which is twice that of TerreStar’s. When asked whether a $3 billion to $5 billion valuation figure for LightSquared based on it spectrum assets is appropriate, Falcone responded in an email: “I’ve been offered more but u r getting warm.” He didn’t elaborate but in another email he implored: “Do the math.”

Roubini: Chance Of A Double Dip Now Over 40% (CNBC)
“In the short run we may end up like Japan,” Dr. Doom said.

Ireland’s `Vicious Circle’ Leaves Banks Facing Higher Debt Cost (Bloomberg)
Standard & Poor’s this week cut the country’s credit rating to AA-, the lowest since 1995, just as 30 billion euros ($37.9 billion) of government-guaranteed bank debt is due to roll over. Lenders may have to turn to the European Central Bank, said Alan McQuaid, chief economist at Bloxham Stockbrokers in Dublin. “The timing is awful,” McQuaid said. “If the banks can’t refinance, then they become more reliant on the ECB, which hurts the perception of Ireland, which in turn drives sovereign spreads wider. It becomes a vicious circle.”

Santander Suspends Analyst Charged by S.E.C. (Dealbook)
Juan Jose Fernandez Garcia, a senior analyst of equity derivatives based in Madrid, was charged by the S.E.C. of buying “hundreds of ‘out-of-the-money’ call option contracts for stock in Potash” in the run-up to BHP announcing its offer.

UK bank accounting rules ‘fatally flawed’, warns influential watchdog (Telegraph)
While reviewing the proposed expansion of the International Financial Reporting Standards for accounting, Tim Bush, a member of the “Urgent Issues Task Force” that scrutinises the work of the Accounting Standards Board (ASB), claims to have uncovered “fatal” and “dangerous” flaws in the system.

Tiger, Elin Open Up About Sex Scandal and Golf (AP)
Woods admitted to reporters at a New Jersey tournament that he has had difficulty focusing on his game amid the dissolution of his marriage to Nordegren. “As far as my game and practicing, that’s been secondary,” Woods told reporters at The Barclays Golf Tournament, held at the Ridgewood Country Club in Paramus, New Jersey. “I came back as part of my job…coming back and playing golf had nothing to do with our decision to move our separate ways.”

  • 25 Aug 2010 at 6:00 PM

Write-Offs: 08.25.10

$$$ Burned Out Swiss Bankers Get Counseling From Insurers [Bloomberg]

$$$ Cody Willard Calls The Housing Bottom [MarketWatch]

$$$ SEC makes ousting board members easier [WSJ]

$$$ Janitors v. JPMorgan [CNBC]

$$$ A quick programming note: tonight, in order to speed up things on the back end of his here site, they’re going to be moving something things over that affect comments. Not really though. All of the comments will remain in the database, all of the old comments will get imported over to Disqus (the new system). Those of you with regular handles will have to re-register, which shouldn’t be a cause for bitching because it’s NBD (and this will also eliminate the theft of handles, which some have griped about). Continue reading »

CNBC’s Scott Cohn seems to suggest the Ponz Master is allowed nada. No conjugal visits.

Madoff receives regular visits from his wife, Ruth, who was also his high school sweetheart, according to a source. But these are hardly romantic encounters. The inmates and their visitors are all brought into a single, lounge-like room, where they can sit and talk, under the watchful eyes—and ears—of prison guards. While there are no walls or partitions separating the inmates from their visitors, physical contact is tightly restricted.

Back in July, BusinessWeek ran an article asking its audience, “Krugman or Paulson: Who You Gonna Bet On?” Krugman’s outlook on the economy was way too dark, the article suggested, forecasting a third depression, whereas Paulson’s was more evenhanded, noting that “we’re in the middle of a sustained recovery in the U.S.” and “the risk of a double dip is less than 10 percent.” The author stopped short of saying it, but, oh, Krugman knew what he was driving at. That the economist was a bearded fruit, Paulson, a “market wizard.” Today, deciding that sufficient time had passed to prove that you shoulda bet on the BF, Krugman sat down to his computer and banged out the closest approximation to an “in yo face!” that the Times will allow. Continue reading »

Charlie Gasparino is apparently going to reveal the winning answer shortly but for those of you whose offices don’t have the TV’s turned to FBN, let’s take some stabs at it. Historically, Meredith Whitney has been the analyst with whom the bank has had the most beef, so she should be the first name that comes to mind. We can confidently cross her name off the list, though, ’cause they don’t have the balls. I suppose it could be Dick Bové but are they really looking for another tear-streamed freak-out? Probably not. So, who then? Mayo? Some bucket shop pissant you’ve never heard of so C can feel like a big man without having a certain dominatrix shove a shiv up their asses?

Update: And Mayo is the winner of the Count Vikula cold shoulder! Continue reading »

When you have a guy– let’s call him Dick Fuld– who has spent a decent chunk of his career being referred to as “The Gorilla,” it’s difficult to impossible to expect underlings to assume that underneath the cold-blooded exterior beats the heart of sensitive soul. When this guy is known to speak in monosyllabic sentences and random outbursts, the notion that he wants to talk about feelings is a tough sell. When it’s common knowledge that, on at least one occasion, this guy has choked out the head of another company during a board meeting– and found nothing wrong with that– most people don’t figure it’s a wise idea to walk into this guy’s office, wrap their arms around him and tell him “it’s not your fault,” as he sobs and sobs, burying his face their your shoulder. That’s because most people didn’t really know Dick Fuld. One former employee though, Kevin White, was lucky enough to get a taste. Continue reading »

The University of Chicago’s new business school building, designed by Rafael Vinoly who was inspired by Frank Lloyd Wright’s 1910 Robie House across the street, is oriented around a six-story, glass-and-steel atrium that acts as the school’s “living room.” The social space has helped change the view that the business school is a haven for math geeks and social misfits, said Stacey Kole, a deputy dean. “We’re working hard to break that perception,” Kole said. “When you come to campus, you see more activity. It’s a much more positive place to be.” [Bloomberg]

Marcos Esparza Bofill is a twenty-something native of Barcelona who moved to New York in 2006 to “try his hand at day trading.” He did so for a year, in a little set up in his Alphabet City walk-up, to not much success. So after losing most of his money, not being able to pay the rent and figuring that chicks dig musicians more than day traders anyway, Bofill headed home to try and get career number two off the ground. He stayed in touch with his NYC buddies though, and actually had plans to come back to the states to help a friend with a clothing business, perhaps by offering to model the threads (celebrity endorsements and whatnot). Maybe try and get a gig with a hedge fund too, who knows. What Bofill did not anticipate was the possibility of not being let back in the country, and a bill from the IRS for $172 million. Continue reading »

  • 25 Aug 2010 at 9:40 AM

Opening Bell: 08.25.10

Goldman Sachs Loses Muscle In Corporate Finance (Bloomberg)
The bank has slipped to 10th in helping the world’s companies raise debt, down from ninth last year and as high as third place in 2003, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Its share of this year’s $1.9 trillion in global offerings dipped to 3.7 percent, from an average 4.8 percent in the previous 10 years.

Chinese Bestseller Slams Goldman Sachs For Crisis (AP)
GS is now getting hammered in the world’s No. 2 economy with a sensationalist new book accusing the investment bank of trying to destroy China. The ”Goldman Sachs Conspiracy,” which has sold over 100,000 copies since it was released in June, reaching popular website Sina.com’s top-10 list, follows another by author Li Delin, ”Eliminate All Competitors — How Goldman Sachs Wins Over the World,” published last year. The nearly 300-page, highly dramatized account covers much of the same ground as a widely cited piece by Matt Taibbi last year in the Rolling Stone magazine. Li’s book takes ample license in its attacks on Goldman Sachs. The company’s ultimate goal, he says in the first chapter, is to ”kill China.” ”Like a fox chewing a bone, Goldman Sachs knows the rules of the game and when to go for your neck,” it says. With the ”cruel character of a Manchurian tiger, the group creeps around the world, like a veteran hunter stalking its prey, when it smells blood it pounces!” the chapter says. Li, in an online chat, said the book was no exaggeration.

Fed’s Evans: Economy In ‘Extremely Modest’ Recovery (WSJ)
Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago President Charles Evans said Tuesday the economic recovery is “extremely modest” but he believes it’s unlikely the economy will fall into a double-dip recession. The pace of recovery from the worst economic meltdown since the Great Depression is “slower than we had hoped for,” Evans said. He acknowledged that although the risk of a double dip is higher than it was six months ago, it is “not the most likely outcome.

Ferrari 458 Italia Has Enough Superlatives to Match the Sticker (NYT)
What I’m about to say might enrage the guy struggling to keep a roof over a 10-year-old Chevy. But if you have that kind of money, the Italia — unlike some high-priced, half-baked exotics — is worth every penny. The car’s sensory experience is nearly unfathomable; barreling Woody Allen’s Orgasmatron over Niagara Falls might get you close. Stumbling from the 458’s cockpit after hours of g-force frolic, it’s easy to get caught up in woozy hyperbole. (See above.) But even with endorphins normalized, I declare the 458 is the best sports car I’ve ever driven, the current state of the art. Or maybe that’s the art of the state, given that Ferrari’s chairman, Luca Cordero di Montezemolo, named the Italia after its homeland. Italy should cut Ferrari a check for such product placement.

A Disillusioned Mr. Gross Returns From Washington (CNBC)
Bill Gross went to Washington last week and admits in his September note to clients that moments like heading to the Treasury for the first time in his 35 years in the business had the “little boy inside me is screaming ‘Run!’”

Lindsay Lohan Released Early From Rehab‎ (ABC)
Lock up your E-trade babies. Continue reading »

  • 24 Aug 2010 at 6:04 PM

Write-Offs: 08.24.10

$$$ Goldman Unlikely To Turn Prop Desk Into Hedge Fund [FINalternatives]

$$$ At Apthorp, Huge Single-Floor Apartment in the Works [WSJ]

$$$ When he was Merrill Lynch & Co.’s global head of foreign exchange in London in 1998, the ever-cheerful John Key was nicknamed “the smiling assassin” after he fired some 50 members of his team. [Bloomberg]

$$$ Cramer: Rep. Boehner’s Comments Are ‘Outrageous‘ [CNBC]

In this tough job market, from time to to time, as we stumble upon them, we like to offer up Do’s and Don’ts for those seeking new gigs. Little pearls of accumulated wisdom picked up in the field. The case study of Jeffrey Chiang, for example, would be a Don’t for those of you looking to improve your situation, professionally speaking. Today we have a Do, courtesy of a pioneering young fellow seeking an opportunity at a private equity firm. And it’s simply this: include head/action shots with your cover letter. Though it’s yet to catch on in fields other than the erotic service industry, including head/action shots can really give you a leg up on the competition. This guy include a head shot and and two (2) action shots of him scaling the Himalays and sailing a boat, which demonstrated a) panache b) that he has interests c) he’s perfected the The Bieber and d) a jaw line that could cut glass. He graduated from college at the age of 20, interned at Merrill Lynch and is currently studying for the Level 1 CFA but who cares about that? It’s the photos that got him in the door. And, as we’ve been informed by the firm at which he’s seeking employment, the pics were apparently impressive enough to allow the potential job-granter to overlook that fact that he “included a link to his ‘work product,’ which seems to be a jacked Wall Street Prep LBO model solution he posted as his completed model,” and he’s been granted an interview. Something for you all to think about. Continue reading »