Just an FYI for any potential investors on the fence about breaking themselves off a piece of this.
Greenberg Discusses Artificial Intelligence In Trading [Bloomberg]
Rebellion Research’s Computer Named “Star” Reduced International Exposure “Before A Lot Of The Problems Came About In Greece”
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
It’s good to see he’s softened his image.
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I’M COMING FOR YOU, STAR.
That does not equal power source. That is my bead grrrr tail vervvv.
Beep boop. Vervvv.
@3 – not before I get it
Summer tradin’, had me a blast
Summer tradin’, happend so fast
I met a HiFreq trading platform crazy for me
I met an alogorithm, complex as can be
Summer days dritfin’ away
To uh-oh those dark September nights
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get a call from the Pay Czar?
Tell me more, tell me more
What was your VaR?
What do the Beatles know about investing?
once again, the guy with the side part is seriously freaking me out.
Greenberg has yet to elaborate on how Star’s new JDate algorithm has helped his sex life.
I through Star on the floor and fistpumped while stepping on its tits.
@NS, you gotta stop coming up with these catchy jingles, now I can’t focus on, uh, whatever it is I’ve been doing all summer (i.e. nothing)
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@W.O.P.R/@STAR/@Death Star
You’re all mine.
–ENIAC
@12/PM – Guaranteed flash crash when Star learns that Spencer is cheating on him.
You WOPRs, Stars, Death Stars and ENIACs think you’re all so cool trading securities. Try commanding a mission to Jupiter with only two freaking nerd scientists to talk to. It’s enough to drive you insane.
- You know who
That’s great news, considering any losses on the portfolio will sink their management fee below poverty line.
In Soviet Russia, pieces of this break off potential investors
he likes to say infer. notice how excited he gets when he says it
Reduced International Exposure = Laid off Russian Hooker/Receptionist
Possibly my favorite quote on the site is from the first time these guys showed up on DB:
if you want to manage my money, wear a fucking tie
STAR > Voras Capital Management?
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@13: you dudes can have STAR. I want Spence so he can father my children. His brains + my brains, good looks, sense of humor and charm will produce outstanding sons who I can groom to be BSDs. (Female embryos will be terminated because we all know they suck at being managers)
Why did you write a post about Rebellion then attach a picture of Team Pussyslayer?
binary solo….
Anal_yst
Stop posting
Do they bring the computer on tour with them?
Is anybody else just creeped the fuck out by this guy when he talks about his “machine learning”? It’s like Children of the Corn with PCs.
Did you ever wonder why everybody in the office called the trash a garbage diSpencer?
~Hot Piece of Circuitry
And yet, Star didn’t recommend a shave, a pressed shirt, a haircut or a decent suit to any of them in advance of their first mainstream media exposure? I think that’s a sure sign it’s had a lucky run of coin flips and nothing more.
Prediction — in 2 months Star replaces the Coin Counter machine at TD Bank
@6 Well done…
unfrozen caveman lawyer
“Hipster uses computer to trade stocks, comments ‘it’s so obscure you probably wouldn’t understand it.’”
“face in palm” its like when a douche met a turd and had him for offspring.
You can hear the pretentious snot go all giddy when he said “well i went to columbia”.
It doesnt take a genius to figure out how to pick stocks, just read and learn market behavior and youre golden. sh!t i called greece the day they elected that commie in a socialist suit. then i went back in and shorted their ass till i got that junk status and then went the upside again on high yield junk bonds, so if all that little ai did was pull out funds without any gain whats the point?
another thing 4 months is not long term. stop smoking crack cocaine it rots your brain.
Spencer is an android with a valley girl language program installed. You can tell he is not human because he leaves his jacket buttoned as he is sitting there.
@35 – Timmy? Is that you?
I think Spencer has beard envy