Her LinkedIn profile claims the former Barclays employee-cum-Russian Spyshe’s “full of self-control” but that doesn’t exactly seem to be the case. Everyone’s favorite Ruskie (whose fan base includes Dr. Doom, the Oracle of O and the man, the myth, the legend, the grand high poobah of it all, Cookie Monster himself) has been sued by Russia’s Heat magazine. And for what? Unauthorized flashing of ass, which the Eastern Europeans do not look kindly on.
Apparently Chapman posed for an upcoming spread in the glossy this week and despite being expressly told to keep the photos, such as the one at right, under wraps, couldn’t help herself and posted them to Facebook. Once word got back to the little lady that she was in some serious trouble she deleted the pics and informed her friends and followers that they’d be in some serious trouble were they distributed as opposed to just being used for Russian spy fantasy fodder, or as a supplement to Ass Traffic: Volume 9. Anywho. Here’s a behind the scenes clip of the shoot, for any lonely economists missing AC.
Ex-Russian Spy Anna Chapman Doesn’t Want You To See These Photos, Wink Wink [AMNY via Gawker]
I’d tax that ass like the IRS.
Anyone else hear Mark Haines’ attempt at an Australian accent this morning? Might have been the most painful 3 minutes in television history. How is this guy employed?
Anyone else hear Mark Haines’ attempt at an Australian accent this morning? Might have been the most painful 3 minutes in television history. How is this guy employed?
I buy. Take it and bid it.
–Guy who likes Wallstreet quotes today.
I would with the lights on and Vladimir Putin in the corner snapping photos for Anna’s facebook profile
I would with the lights on and Vladimir Putin in the corner snapping photos for Anna’s facebook profile
“it moved”
It moved and is still moving.
It moved and is still moving.
SLORE!
Well, when I put on heels, a form-fitting dress, bend halfway over while arching my back in the opposite direction, and have the porno photographer shooting at all the right angles, my ass doesn’t look half bad either.
pics or it didn’t happen
pics or it didn’t happen
Prove it!!!!!!
Was this an actual thing he was doing i.e. announced he’d be speaking w an aussie accent today? please say yes.
That is a bubble ass of epic proportions.
55 minutes and no “soviet russia” jokes, that has to be a new record.
Other than that, I have no concerns.
Could play Beirut on that.
He was trying to be funny and was failing miserably. Very uncomfortable to watch.
i have a chubby
more like a boxing kangaroo cought under a bedsheet
can’t think, peepee standing up
I’m just saying, an appeal to temperance here, that, while her ass is nice, and I would probably not even have to be drunk to hit it, her ass is certainly not in the top 10 or 15 percent, given a normal distribution, and I would seriously question someone’s sanity that would consider that to be a truly “epic” ass, and I would certainly, at least, wonder how one could think so given the ten trillion truly epic asses available with a cursory Google search.
-greg williams’s sentence-structure-protege
What a bimbus.
Yeah XOPD! ass or GTFO
Bess: Do we have any vids with less clothing? Thanks.
Kouwe, you didn’t really right all of those words, did you? Come on, you can tell old Choadely!
In Soviet Russia, former Barclays employee-cum-Russian Spyshes get cummed by Russian Spyhes
Spy business is more and more appealing to me! Does anyone have bonus info?
Circa what time?
In Soviet Russia, resume is your ass.
In the essence of speed, it’s possible I didn’t properly attribute every last word. It’s not like it’s an investigative piece.
I think I get what you’re saying. It’s a good ass….. but it is certianly not world class. She’s a decent looking girl who maybe get’s a spy premium. However…. still would sans alcohol.
A touch of photoshop makes you look like Quasimodo sat on yo’azz.
the best “in soviet russia” comment of all time
I’ll bet Anal_yst slept with her while she was in the U.S.
I do, but if I told you I’d have to kill you.
When is Mark Haines not uncomfortable to watch?
Bessar, I wanna say like 9:30ish, but I am not a morning person so don’t take that as gospel.
so hurt right now
That video needs a couple of Shake-Weights and less clothing.
As I was standing on the corner of Christopher Street and Washington, a young bird by the name of Anna approached me one day. She looked just like in the picture, except that she was black, which I attributed to the lack of photoshop.
Anna told me if I had some use for 250lbs. I told her “I bench 250lbs”. She was impressed. She then proceeded to bend halfway over while arching her back in the opposite direction. I knew what that meant. I lifted her left cheek, then the right one. That was no 125lbs. I estimate each cheek at least 150lbs, a personal record. I did my deed, then handed over a $50. She reminded me I could get herpes only once and graciously climbed into the back seat of a black SUV.
In Soviet Russia, that is where Anna be.
In Soviet Russia, that is where Anna be.
I implore you to follow BL’s link over to CBS and watch the video. It is indeed in the top 10%.
Over under on Russian Playboy shoot?
Ugh. White bra and Hanes Her Way panty lines? Don’t ever come back to my country.
In Soviet Russia, we call her “грязная шлюха.”
And there is NO WAY WHATSOEVER that my boy Bad Vlad did NOT hit that.
In Russian Sexy Ass Photograph YOU!
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