The aforementioned good-bye letter.

Letter To Investors [PDF]

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Comments (10)

  1. Posted by guest | August 18, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    I was in the pool!

  2. Posted by Anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    He should have retired year ago.

    ~ Brett Favre

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    In Soviet Russia, vodka drunken miller.

  4. Posted by american bandersnatch | August 18, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    What a puss! Lose 5% and give up and return your client’s money? I lose more than that each month and there’s no way I’m taking down my gates.

    - O. A. Halvorsen, Viking Global Capital

  5. Posted by Anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    Dear Duquesne Clients,
    Down 5% is unacceptable. Send your money to me.
    -Ping

  6. Posted by Jackass Trader | August 18, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    I shorted his top ten holdings today. I mean, he has to sell, right?

  7. Posted by Harry Balsagna | August 18, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    That sounds like the resignation letter of hooker. Performing for the client this, performing for the client that. Are you sure that Ashley Dupre didn’t write this?

  8. Posted by Anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    Apparently this guy named Con Dheadle is posting a joke all over the internet that says “What do you call a mass grave in Rwanda? A Tutsi-roll.” What a monster.

  9. Posted by Anonymous | August 19, 2010 at 9:39 AM

    @8 – Don Cheadle’s going to break his foot off in your ass. And you will like it.

  10. Posted by Chuck Krug | August 20, 2010 at 8:11 AM

    *salutes the legend*

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