Hire the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders to stand behind your desk and do a little dance every time you put on a trade. Host midget-themed pool parties. Hunt and embalm endangered species. Have sausages named after you.
Celebrity endorsement works, at least if the celebrity involved is a glamorous sportsman like Usain Bolt, who yesterday announced the biggest deal ever, to help Puma flog its pumps and T-shirts. But can you really imagine Crispin Odey, the permanently pin-striped hedge fund guru, as a brand ambassador? Well, he is. The new branch of the Union Market organic grocery store in Fulham – a company that is run by Odey’s pal Tony Bromovsky, and which the fund manager has invested in – has added an “Odey Sausage” to its range, made from prime Middle White rare breed pork.
[CityAM]
Rare breed pork tube steak named in your honor is undeniably the NKI
I will never get back that 30 seconds, guess it’s a slow news day.
I just blue myself
-Tobias Funke
middle white rare breed pork? union market has some examining to do.
how do you register
-lost
It took you thirty seconds to read that? I’d think someone who brings such glaring insight to the table (for example, the fact that the dead of August is historically a slow news time) could’ve gotten through it a bit quicker than that.
You have to create a profile on DISQUS. It only ook me 90 minutes to figure that out this morning.
including time to open and read the attached article?
there has got to be a better way to say that
testing. check check. check one two. check check. dude dude dude. can you turn me up?
But kudos on the new comment application, so much faster now..
Sorry, I glazed over 15 seconds into it… that’s probably why.
Not that Wood’s comment wasn’t dickish, but 30 seconds seems like a reasonable rate at which to read the above post.
carved by hand from a single block of fine Bolivian wormwood
thanks
They say it’s better for you, but you eat more of them. So…ya know
Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody Bonobody
This new environment is strange and scary.
This new environment is strange and scary.
Ahah thanks. Love the fact that in this day and age spaces are still too complex for some software to handle. I’m just not the same once I’ve been underscored right across my middle
most successful trash fund managers wind up in jail…
nearly first
Someone do a food challenge already, sheesh, this is getting ridiculous!
–not volunteering, just sayin’
i love sausage
isn’t Odey the dog in Garfield?
When will we have comment ratings on dealbreaker?
Now that is some sausage I would like to wrap my lips around!
~H. Milk
Coming soon to a Whole Foods near you: Epstein Eggs