“It was a business decision. The economics of sex were appealing. I worked in the back office of a hedge fund, making six figures but I was always taking crap from everyone. I put together a market analysis on the sex industry and it looked to be a lucrative appealing endeavor.”


[via BI]
Oh, okay.

Comments (34)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    holla back, office?

  2. Posted by nigel goldensack | August 3, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    So, apparently finding $150 on the dresser after blowing some old dude is the new “market analysis”?

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    Too…many…. “Back office”/hooker/anal-yst.. jokes… head.. going.. to… explode…

  4. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:17 PM

    i wonder how much i could sell my body for?

    -Larry Robbins

  5. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:17 PM

    “….but I was always taking crap from everyone.” So she didn’t like the “scat fetish” industry?

  6. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    Did her elbows get run over by a bicycle messenger??

    ~AIG Quant

  7. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    my dad works the back office…

  8. Posted by client 9 | August 3, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    you mean other than the fact she was already being paid to SD

  9. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    The economics are the same as a wirehouse brokerage. The client pays high fees, the staff fucks said client, and the house takes 50% of the gross. Seems like she could’ve just gone to Merrill…

  10. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    Not sure which would be more horrifying: having her: a) cop my joint; or b) clear my trades.

  11. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | August 3, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    I predict that she will not support these taxes on sugary drinks and junk foods as she campaigns to become governor. Just a wild guess…

  12. Posted by guest | August 3, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    What’s the compelling business case for running for Governor?

  13. Posted by Anal_yst | August 3, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    @6

    Yup

    –Ex-Lehman Quant

    @10 makes a very solid point

  14. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | August 3, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    Imagine Steamroller Nine’s outrage if a hooker-broker becomes Governor of NY!

  15. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    What???? Is @8 suggesting “SD” doesn’t mean SandRidge Energy????

    ~The Forehead Slapper

  16. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    hooker/waitress/backoffice/actrice/poledancer/HFwife

  17. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    @16 gay sex.

    Oh, you meant in prostitution. HEYO!

  18. Posted by kisten davis for governor! | August 3, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    this woman is completely awesome. she’s even read von misses!

    she is not only a HF-er turned madam, she is a libertarian, too!

    i know who im voting for, thats for damn sure

  19. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    @18 = sarcastic. Surely?

  20. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

  21. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    Weed and hookers? On the surface, she has a solid campaign platform.

  22. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Can’t see the line can you Russ?

    -Clark Griswald

  23. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    She’s got a whole Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde appearance thing going on there.

  24. Posted by Invisible Hands | August 3, 2010 at 4:25 PM

    Those eyebrows make her look like she just went 12 rounds with a pack of Kappa Alpha Psi’s that were drawn to her by those lips and undoubtedly junky trunk.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    While working in the back office he actually went by Kristoph it wasn’t until he left and had his severance package pay for his surgery thus turning him into Madam Kristen, Pimp of Park Ave.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    is that my chrome on her lips?

    thanks,
    tail pipe

  27. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    back office back door what’s the diff?

  28. Posted by Junior | August 3, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    Look at that face!? Is that what happens when a “lady” swallows too frequently?

  29. Posted by dick fold | August 3, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    I’d like to see Elliot in his tightie whities myself. Is it wrong?

  30. Posted by guest | August 3, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    I hope she can swallow with a bag on her head. Bitch is ugly

  31. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    @6 and @10 FTW. Just amazingly funny. Good job.

  32. Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    Ms. Davis has a couple interesting ideas. For the budget to balance on just those two initiatives, NYers would have to spend about 4,500 a year on marijuana and prostitution on average. Assuming men are the vast majority of prostitution clients, the required spending would be quite remarkable. This is offset however by a boost in tourism revenue and tri-state/ commuter spending.

  33. Posted by Ken Symes | August 3, 2010 at 11:13 PM

    Great video, especially found Kristin Davis’ commentary on Eliot Spitzer to be fascinating, certainly a different perspective than what I offered at my Squidoo lens on Eliot Spitzer: Squidoo Lens: Eliot Spitzer. Thanks for posting this video. I’d love to get some feedback on my lens from Bess or any of you posting here. Thanks again, Ken.

  34. Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    the back office is the new back room

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