“It was a business decision. The economics of sex were appealing. I worked in the back office of a hedge fund, making six figures but I was always taking crap from everyone. I put together a market analysis on the sex industry and it looked to be a lucrative appealing endeavor.”
[via BI]
Oh, okay.
holla back, office?
So, apparently finding $150 on the dresser after blowing some old dude is the new “market analysis”?
Too…many…. “Back office”/hooker/anal-yst.. jokes… head.. going.. to… explode…
i wonder how much i could sell my body for?
-Larry Robbins
“….but I was always taking crap from everyone.” So she didn’t like the “scat fetish” industry?
Did her elbows get run over by a bicycle messenger??
~AIG Quant
my dad works the back office…
you mean other than the fact she was already being paid to SD
The economics are the same as a wirehouse brokerage. The client pays high fees, the staff fucks said client, and the house takes 50% of the gross. Seems like she could’ve just gone to Merrill…
Not sure which would be more horrifying: having her: a) cop my joint; or b) clear my trades.
I predict that she will not support these taxes on sugary drinks and junk foods as she campaigns to become governor. Just a wild guess…
What’s the compelling business case for running for Governor?
@6
Yup
–Ex-Lehman Quant
@10 makes a very solid point
Imagine Steamroller Nine’s outrage if a hooker-broker becomes Governor of NY!
What???? Is @8 suggesting “SD” doesn’t mean SandRidge Energy????
~The Forehead Slapper
hooker/waitress/backoffice/actrice/poledancer/HFwife
@16 gay sex.
Oh, you meant in prostitution. HEYO!
this woman is completely awesome. she’s even read von misses!
she is not only a HF-er turned madam, she is a libertarian, too!
i know who im voting for, thats for damn sure
@18 = sarcastic. Surely?
I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
Weed and hookers? On the surface, she has a solid campaign platform.
Can’t see the line can you Russ?
-Clark Griswald
She’s got a whole Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde appearance thing going on there.
Those eyebrows make her look like she just went 12 rounds with a pack of Kappa Alpha Psi’s that were drawn to her by those lips and undoubtedly junky trunk.
While working in the back office he actually went by Kristoph it wasn’t until he left and had his severance package pay for his surgery thus turning him into Madam Kristen, Pimp of Park Ave.
is that my chrome on her lips?
thanks,
tail pipe
back office back door what’s the diff?
Look at that face!? Is that what happens when a “lady” swallows too frequently?
I’d like to see Elliot in his tightie whities myself. Is it wrong?
I hope she can swallow with a bag on her head. Bitch is ugly
@6 and @10 FTW. Just amazingly funny. Good job.
Ms. Davis has a couple interesting ideas. For the budget to balance on just those two initiatives, NYers would have to spend about 4,500 a year on marijuana and prostitution on average. Assuming men are the vast majority of prostitution clients, the required spending would be quite remarkable. This is offset however by a boost in tourism revenue and tri-state/ commuter spending.
Great video, especially found Kristin Davis’ commentary on Eliot Spitzer to be fascinating, certainly a different perspective than what I offered at my Squidoo lens on Eliot Spitzer: Squidoo Lens: Eliot Spitzer. Thanks for posting this video. I’d love to get some feedback on my lens from Bess or any of you posting here. Thanks again, Ken.
the back office is the new back room