She’s got her very own rap video calling for her appointment as head of a federal consumer protection agency but, so far, Elizabeth Warren has received nary a peep of support from Tim Geithner. It’s the White House, and not the Treasury’s call to make, of course, but never you mind that. People are demanding to know why TG hasn’t failed to get behind Liz on this one. You want to know why? According to National Organization of Women president Terry O’Neill, it’s because Tim Geithner is sexist.
“As an outsider,” O’Neill said, “I think he’s a man with such deep ties to Wall Street that I don’t know how the sexism of that industry hasn’t imbued his Treasury…Treasury is a notoriously sexist and misogynist industry and the good old boys don’t like her,” the NOW president said. “It’s the testosterone-fueled attitude that drove our economy off a cliff, and yet the president has advisers that are from that industry….It’s a combination of [Warren's] attitude and her anatomy.”
I’m sorry, but this argument is just a crock. Does O’Neill even know Geithner? Apparently not because if she did she’d know that TG loves the ladies! And not only that he loves them but that he’s taken pains to prove that he’s practically one of them, via a three-pronged approach of 1) showing his emotions 2) discussing at length his love of cooking and 3) appearing in a Vogue, to be followed by a Cosmo spread that will detail his tips for dealing with pighead male bosses and pleasing the right one. So, just, you know, step off, bitch.

BL, I understand you guys are probably trying to get some cash to upgrade from the Commodore 64 you currently use as a server but this Bonobos add is awful, you can’t even click on home without being taken to their fucking site.
TG is parsley to blame for this mess we’re in.
Does anyone listen to NOW in this post-feminist age?
@1 I can’t remember when it was announced that I run ad sales for this company, can you jog my memory?
PANTS
BUY THEM
PANTS
Bess,
Pants pants pants. Pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants. Pants, pants? Pants pants pants pants pants! Pants, pants pants pants pants pants. Pants pants pants pants pants pants. Pants pants pants pants pants.
Pants,
John Malkovich
Looks real nice on my TRS-80 with a 12 inch monochrome screen.
Measured diagonally.
Pants?
Not wearing any.
Its moar better this way.
Elizabeth Warren is too hot to lead the Consumer Protection Agency.
@8 jam’n out wit yo clam out?
Her anatomy? Does she have like 3 titties or something?
I would bonobo the hell out of Lizzy Warren. Twice. With the lights on and a pair of well fitting pants.
now, now Ms. O’Neill. Why don’t you run home, bake me some cookies and fix the whole in my PANTS!
uum, that would be: “hole in my pants” sorry
Excuse me Elizabeth. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. The… party. With the… with the pants. Party with pants?
Tim Geithner = emitting her
Coincindence? I think not.
-AnaGrama Michaels
@15 You have got a party in your pants? I hard that somewhere before.
- Ron
16, thanks for the idea
Elizabeth Warren = newer labia hertz
@1
Solution to your problem: go to URL field in browser, type in “www.de” that should be more than enough for auto-complete to take over, then press the Enter key. You’re welcome.
He obviously learned this bull shit sexist behavior while working at Goldman
@13 uum, that would be: “whore in my pants” sorry
@19 – http://www.deadbabies.net came up, is this right?
Warren=Hitler=Obama
She has the anatomy of a dog – WOOF
Aargh! @22 You clueless computer users are so frustrating. This is the kind of stuff you should learn in CS101 wouldn’t you think?
In other news, Maxine Waters said racism is also involved.
@19 – Or the “back” button?
@26 And don’t forget the pig, I mean Gloria Allred, is waiting in the wings.
all jeans and no pants make jack a dull boy
While @25 isn’t actually me, I’ll allow it
–The real me
do they put that weird smile on geithners face with crazy glue or is he practicing for obama’s resignation?
My, what a demonstration of your intellect with this misogynist canard: “So, just, you know, step off, bitch.” Go back to gutter or cave from which you crawled out. Don’t pretend to be a journalist.
Excellent! Great article, I already saved it to my favourite,