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Who toad you dat shit? Who toad you Beyonce like in in da butt?
WB: “I’m so impressed how far you blacks have come.”
Jay-Z: “……”
Before commenting, I advise everyone to carefully examine their motives.
–Guy who anonymously offers advice to groups of people
Jay-z: “i cant believe this muthefek…jsut said negro, ….again!”
“Hello Jigga man, my name is Warren Buffet”
“My name is Ho..Ho H to the OV”
Well Mr. Z I’ve got 99 problems but estate tax isnt one!!
He looks so uncomfortable sitting next to a white man
See, we take a little from over here… and we put it riiiiight over here. That, my friend is called redistribution of wealth!
Wait, i’m supposed to be meeting Obama, he’s not Obama
This guy smells like shit!
This is the picture was taken right before jay z breaks the vase……
Jayz: Hey, sorry about that.
Buffett: It’s perfectly all right Hova. It was your vase.
Jayz: That was a cheap vase, right? That was a fake? Right?
Buffett: I believe we paid $35,000. But if I remember correctly, we valued it for the insurance company at $50,000. You have already made us $15,000.
JZ-I thought I was meeting with Jimmy Buffett. The was bad enough, a sorry ass white boy singer, but who is this old man Buffett , hiw grandpa?
Buffet: My name is Dub Bee straight from the OM. C., rockafella bitches have nothing on me. I effect the Coke prices straight up , uh huh not the powder but the syrup….
Jay Z: Not bad but will you give me the $80MM Unsecured line of credit for the Empire State hotel deal I am losing money on…
Buffet: No.
Things were looking a bit uncomfortable between Warren and Jay-Z until the Purple Drank was served. Afterwards Uncle Warren proclaimed it the best grape soda he’s ever tasted.
“If this cracker grabs Buffet’s junk I’m outta this muthafucker.”
I just saw a shit weasel.
They look like they just discovered they’re eskimo brothers twice over. Beyonce and Astrid.
Buffet: I am thinking about investing in cotton picking. Mr. Z, do you know anybody familiar with the business?
Before we get starts, Mr. Buffett, I’ll need to change your colostomy bag.
WB: Well this is odd; I thought the negro would be the one trying to steal my wallet
Buffett: Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That’s the other guy’s problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Super Bowl, World Series – they don’t know what pressure is. In this building, it’s either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits and you take no prisoners. One minute you’re up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don’t go to college and they’ve repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me?
Jay-Z: Yeah, we got to kill the motherf… – we got to kill ‘em!
That’s not me, that’s the Shawn Carter Japanese sex doll. You can tell us apart because IT’S not suffering from a vitamin deficiency.
- J
Buffett: I can’t wear skinny jeans because my knots are near my knees.
Jay-Z (to black guy off camera): “This is a joke, right? No? Then these guys a couple of faggots?”
** I’m pretttty sure he’s not Obama
i took off my shades and the ol man still dont recognize me. WB to himself: who dat?!??
FTW
“nigg@s ain’t shit but hoes an’ tricks”
“you tell ‘em, Warren”
Only one of these three men does NOT have to pay for pussy.
I saw that one dude riding a skateboard in Durham last weekend.
The dapper suit says “I belong in a room with WB”, the body language says “I swear I didn’t threaten his life”.
Blow.
“Wait a minute… Is that Chris Hansen?”
Buff: Negus…negus…could you use it in a sentence please?
“I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell. I am a hustler baby, I’ll sell water to a well.”
“That’s an interesting approach to business Warren.”
WB: Why is the valet sitting down? And how can he afford such a nice suit?
Is that a Double Windsor or are you just happy to see me?
Jigga: We don’t drive Lac’s no more, playboy.
Buffett to Jay Z: “Is it true that Obama will put a 40% tax on aspirin tablets because they’re white and they work?”
“Show me on the old man where he touched you”
Jay Z: “Mr. Buffett, would you advise me to get a CFA or an MBA?”
Buffett: “Holy shit its Puff Daddy!!!”
WB: “I fucked Beyonce last night”
“Mr. Z, invest like me and maybe you and I can convince Liz Claman to hang with us privately.”
WB: You reak of shit! Do you know that?
wait… why is the white guy going for Warren’s wallet?
wait… why is the white guy going for Warren’s wallet?
Confused Tea Party Activist storms meeting between Obama and Buffet; later admits error, but feels empowering the American people to do something vague will make up for his general stupidity.
Mr Buffet, you shouldn’t have offered to buy Mr Z like that. We probably have about four seconds before he gets all Columbine in here.
Bravo…bravo!
More ignorant bigots. Way to go!!
buffet: what are you doing, why aren’t you picking my cotton out back?
jayz: allow me to re-introduce myself my name is… uhh, i deuced myself
… and the white king moves in for the kill.
Finance meets Welfare
Jay-Z: “Am I dreaming?…… I’ve waited my whole life to meet KFC’s Colonel Sanders”
Jay-Z: “Am I dreaming?…… I’ve waited my whole life to meet KFC’s Colonel Sanders”
sumbuddy change hims damn colostomy bag yo, dis old dude smell like def
I bet WB is thinking something like this
the way to deal with these uppity Negroes is to keep your eyes on them, and your hands ready for a fight. also have a friend of yours keep his hand on your wallet, cause you never know
I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man.