• 03 Sep 2010 at 12:21 PM

Class Is In Session, With Professor Bartiromo

Have you ever found yourself watching Closing Bell on CNBC and cursing the fact that it’s only two hours? Wishing you could get more of Maria Bartiomo’s market moving insight? If you’re a Stern student, now you can. The noted business is sharing her wisdom this semester, in a seminar called “Global Markets and Normative Frameworks.”

From: Office of Records and Registration

Date: September 3, 2010 10:26:31 AM EDT

To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Subject: NEW COURSE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FALL!

Dear Students,

We are pleased to announce the addition of a new course: B55.3105- Seminar: Global Markets and Normative Frameworks. The 1.5-credit course will meet this Fall on six Tuesday evenings from 6-9, September 28 – December 7. Refer to the course description below and the more detailed syllabus, attached.

Registration is currently open, but seats are limited. If you are interested in this course, you may register now at https://ais.stern.nyu.edu/.

FACULTY: Maria Bartiromo, Anchor, CNBC, NYU Stern Adjunct Professor; Tim Collins, CEO, Ripplewood Holdings, Adjunct Professor, NYU Stern Adjunct Professo

DESCRIPTION:
Despite the globalization of markets, vast increases in personal connectivity, and the alleged flattening of the planet, there remains today a great diversity of views, values, traditions, and sources of political legitimacy at work in the world. Trends toward global uniformity continue to clash with the stubborn particularities of individual cultures, religions, and histories. In economics, politics, and ethics, there still is no consensus, Washington or otherwise.

Convened by CNBC Anchor Maria Bartiromo and global private equity leader Tim Collins, this seminar is designed to be a provocative exploration of cultural normative differences and their impact on global organizations. Its premise is that the aspiring leader of a global enterprise – whether business or political or educational – must confront, analyze, and where possible reconcile the complexities and tensions at work in the world. Its objective is to bring students to a heightened, more nuanced understanding of the interplay of global forces and local norms.

This seminar draws upon academic research, trade books, press readings, and case studies. To bring these issues to life, the course will also present an array of guest speakers, all of whom have been actors in this global process, each with a particular expertise. In class discussion and lectures, and through questions and answers with the visitors, students will develop an appreciation for the intricacies of operating in the heterogeneous global environment, recognizing the unique elements of national character, government structures, and local normative frameworks.

The course will comprise six Tuesday evening sessions, from 6:00-9:00, spread across the entire Fall Term 2010. The first session is on 9/28, and the last on 12/7. Sessions in between will be scheduled on Tuesdays according to schedule constraints of guests. Attendance is required. To encourage a diverse set of viewpoints and permit intensive engagement with guest speakers, enrollment will be limited and students will be drawn from across the graduate schools of NYU.

Update: Apparently the class “closed out within 10 minutes.”

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  1. Posted by Dr. Rosenrose | September 3, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    That is a sizeable normative framework.

  2. Posted by Charlie's intern | September 3, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    I have images of Ben Stein in my head for some reason…

  3. Posted by The Zissou | September 3, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    What she couldn’t find a gig at Arthur Murray Dance Studios?

  4. Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    As my father-in-law used to say, “I’d like to have that nose full of nickels”, and “Nice swirly!”

    But he’s dead, so your mileage may vary.

  5. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | September 3, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    Course Syllabus

    Course Information
    Course number: 666143-143
    Impossible is Everything: Greasy Options and Trading Self-Dignity for Late-Night Snacks
    Fall, 2010
    2 credits

    Professor Contact Information
    Maria Bartiromo
    Kaufman Management Center
    44 West 4th Street
    New York, NY 10012
    917-PORK-PRO
    mbartiromo@stern.nyu.edu
    Office Hours: Sundays, 9:30 AM – 4:30 PM

    Course Pre-requisites, Co-requisites, and/or Other Restrictions
    Preferred knowledge in culinary arts and/or skin augmentation(s)

    Course Description
    Bacon cooked in microwave > traditional frying pan? We’ll decide.

    Student Learning Objectives/Outcomes
    You will learn to mark calories to model.

    Required Textbooks and Materials
    Biblio Baconus; butter (cannot substitute this material with margarine); pass and transportation to Costco in E. Harlem; callagen

    Suggested Course Materials
    Running shoes; relaxing shoes; stilettos w/kickstands; fanta orange soda; wet-naps; tongs

    Assignments & Academic Calendar
    TBD

    Grading Policy
    N/A

  6. Posted by Launchpad | September 3, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    I think the subject matter taught by the Money Honey will best be described as “How to su@# c@c# and how to ki$$ the @$$ of world/money leaders to get ahead in life.”

  7. Posted by NKVD1938 | September 3, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    I wonder what kind of insights on global markets she got while being pressed face-first against the leather seats of Todd Thomson’s Gulfstream.

    Also, “profilepic, to” (v): defined as the act of disseminating a picture of yourself or another from 10 years and/or 25 pounds ago. Ex: “Bess sure profilepic-ed Maria by using that old photo to illustrate this posting

  8. Posted by Ted | September 3, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    NKVD1936……..You got it NKVD. I was thinking unlike Todd’s toy, the Citigroup corp jet……This won’t get off the ground. There is such a thing as credibility and reputation and MB lost it back in 2007.

  9. Posted by Bogey_4444 | September 3, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    I’d sign up for lessons from MB, if you know what I mean…

  10. Posted by Columbia | September 3, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Another Italian-American intellectual

    There’ll be a Professor Snookie in 20 years

  11. Posted by InfiniteGuest | September 3, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    What no cow puns today?

  12. Posted by guestyJames | September 3, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    Does she do that thing with the tongue?

  13. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | September 3, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    I thought Bartiromo was the cow pun?

  14. Posted by Rich13 | September 3, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    Well anyone with a NYU education on their resume just made it to the bottom of the pile..thanks

  15. Posted by guest on the lam | September 3, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    Maria’s squawk box is a national treasure in India. Some say she’s sacred.

  16. Posted by InfiniteGuest | September 3, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    buy the sizzle sell the steak amirite or amirite

  17. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | September 3, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    I prefer buy the calf, sell the BGH, with a slight put on baseball players.

  18. Posted by TED | September 3, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    BETTER THAN ANYONE.

  19. Posted by Chuddy | September 3, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    hardwood, hallway runner, or long shag?

  20. Posted by Crabtastic | September 3, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    “global private equity leader Tim Collins” ? how much does Collins pay for HIS crab claws?

  21. Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    They drink from the disease-ridden, polluted Ganges–Maria can’t be THAT much worse.

  22. Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    I am ashamed of my school. For today only, MBA>>CFA>>Stern MBA.

  23. Posted by Heteroskedasticative | September 3, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    Lesson # 1:

    Past performance is not a guide to future performance.

  24. Posted by PermaGuest | September 3, 2010 at 7:22 PM

    Who in God’s name would really want to find out?

  25. Posted by GOB | September 3, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Lights off, hair up, glasses on, condom on, pride off

  26. Posted by BeefJerker | September 3, 2010 at 8:23 PM

    I don’t know her in person, but she looks like a nice Lady

  27. Posted by Will Arnett | September 3, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    It just seems like there’s still light coming in from under the door

  28. Posted by Ted | September 3, 2010 at 9:24 PM

    Could you elaborate Will?

  29. Posted by Gob | September 3, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    Arrested development

  30. Posted by Vinnie the Guinea | September 4, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    “Italian-American intellectuals” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  31. Posted by Nose4News | September 5, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    – Global strategy one step at a time-
    Palin for President & Bartiromo for VP

  32. Posted by Phoebe Weintrout | September 5, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    NYU Stern the Newest New School but does anyone really take it seriously??

  33. Posted by Guest | September 6, 2010 at 2:18 AM

    Erin Burnett is STILL the future of NBC!

  34. Posted by Filthy Sodomite | September 7, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    “Global Markets and Normative Frameworks.”

    Gobull mawgudz n nawmudiv vamewuks.

  35. Posted by John | September 8, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    Erin Burnett is the Best.

  36. Posted by Samuel | September 8, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    For BeefJerker…….go to Dealbreaker.com…..click on Archives…….scroll all the way to Maria Bartiromo….and read. Both parties deny anything inappropriate……A NYP reporter says it was a long running affair. And how about that 15 jet ride, just the two of ‘em, reading spread sheets?????

  37. Posted by justice | October 3, 2010 at 3:53 AM

    after all this stupid coments about Maria the name of Erin Burnet comes at the end,it sounds like someone is very jealous of Marias succes

  38. Posted by Guest | July 7, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    Good call….