Just 36 hours ago, a bunch of DE Shaw employees were under the impression they had jobs. Yesterday afternoon, they were informed such was not the case, when the hedge fund canned ten percent of its staff, including partners and portfolio managers. Right about now they’re probably very confused and very angry. At least half of those axed likely attempted to find out the home addresses of whoever gave them the boot and half of those probably went to far as to show up at said houses and thinking about knocking on the door to have words. At least one lawn jockey was probably pissed on. But people, please. Lay off David and Co’s asses. They’re having just as bad a week as you.

The firm, which uses computer models to trade markets, may also be feeling investors’ wrath after limiting investors’ access to their cash during the crisis, added the investor, who said they had been trying to withdraw money for some time. “My feeling is that they haven’t been rushing to return money to investors,” the investor said. “We haven’t seen an investor-friendly process.”

They shouldn’t have to take it from both ends.

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Comments (12)

  1. Posted by Guest | September 29, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    I guess you need a 1600 SAT to lose 40% of your client’s money…

  2. Posted by ADDingVALue | September 29, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    i believe someone made the comment earlier about bess not pulling her weight this morning…literally tearing up the dancefloor this afternoon. good work

  3. Posted by MrFixit | September 29, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    Sounds like DE needs to hire an IR girl?

  4. Posted by Guestorama | September 29, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    Fingercuffs!!!

  5. Posted by Erin B. | September 29, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    DE Shaw only fires geniuses

  6. Posted by Mathman Prophecy | September 29, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    DE Shaw has produced more wood than Ron Jeremy.

  7. Posted by CMBS 4-Life | September 29, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    more like…finger-guns!

  8. Posted by Guest | September 29, 2010 at 9:22 PM

    i’m sick of all these waspy brahman financial institution names…where’s R.M. Alejandro Capital or Tayshawn Ben-Jarvis-Green-Ellis Capital Partners? Diversify the wealth people…

    -Barry

  9. Posted by Guest | September 29, 2010 at 9:22 PM

    i’m sick of all these waspy brahman financial institution names…where’s R.M. Alejandro Capital or Tayshawn Ben-Jarvis-Green-Ellis Capital Partners? Diversify the wealth people…

    -Barry

  10. Posted by Wyle E. Cooyote, Super Genius | September 29, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    Tell me about it!

  11. Posted by trojan | September 29, 2010 at 9:35 PM

    Bess, for Writeoffs-
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/30/business/global/30lehman.html?hp
    In fact, another metal sign — this one commemorating the opening of the London headquarters in 2004 by then-Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown — was expected to bring up to £1,500. But it sold for £28,750 ($US), to another anonymous bidder on the telephone.Also for sale was a sign with Lehman Brothers’ mission statement. It read, “We are one firm defined by our unwavering commitment to our clients, our shareholders and each other.”

  12. Posted by posh | September 30, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    The revenge of nerds on nerds.

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