Comments (15)

  1. Posted by X3p | September 1, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    now that everyone has babies at home they are clearly at the office more!

  2. Posted by CoveredLong | September 1, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    Sooo, six went back to the Chesterfield. As for Worm, well, I figure they’re even. And after the ten going back to the professor, they’re back to where they started, with two point three stacks of high society.

    -FOF analyst

  3. Posted by OK | September 1, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    I am the Onion King. I can enhance the flavor of anything.

  4. Posted by Exhaustedguy | September 1, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    why do some DB stories make the Bloomberg news feed and others don’t? I have to watch Twitter now, which is exhausting.

  5. Posted by HipsterFaceSmash | September 1, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    I am the Lizard King. I just get high, and say things like “I am the Lizard King.”

  6. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Send an irate message to you help desk associate.

  7. Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | September 1, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    95% long + 61% short = 156%!!!
    It should be 60.9% long and 39.1% short!!!

    -AIG quant

  8. Posted by Damnedgladtomeetyou | September 1, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    Numbers can be over 100%. For instance, sales credits divided by revenues always tracks around 125% – or I’m not doing my job.

    - Jefferies Sales Manager

  9. Posted by InfiniteGuest | September 1, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    Sound advice in almost any situation.

  10. Posted by HitEleven | September 1, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    Read this strange insider story about a hedge fund operated out of Austria:

    http://proposition13.blogspot.com/2010/08/parag...

  11. Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | September 1, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    That’s what I do when my wife hounds me about how I could have been at the “Yankee game” when the Yanks are on the road.

  12. Posted by Exhaustedguy | September 1, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    that sounds like awful advice. just promise me the f up isn’t on your end. i already have to read DB through bloom because it’s blocked at work. now, if i find out i’m forced to go through twitter because of something disqus or you did, well, i’m just going to get my psuedo-job-related free entertainment elsewhere.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    It’s not on our end. I don’t know why you’re just noticing in this now but it’s always been like that. BBERG chooses the headlines it puts up.

    PS I love it when you threaten me.

  14. Posted by Exhaustedguy | September 1, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    just noticing this now because louise story keeps me off twitter with her stupid comments about cupcakes…been missing random pieces of crappy editorial content and brilliant commentary by my peers.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    “been missing random pieces of crappy editorial content and brilliant commentary by my peers. ”

    you cut me so deep

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