• 17 Sep 2010 at 3:50 PM

Emma Lasry Explains “Closet Bitch”

“It wasn’t meant to be like, one of these songs that showcases your voice,” she told Daily Intel of her debut track, the video for which she’s removed from YouTube. Also: “Everyone assumes I don’t do anything and I just spend my father’s money. My dad does investing for a living, so he’s like, ‘You’re my investment. If you make it big, you’ll be able to pay me back.’” [DI]

Comments (39)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    That’s a big IF.

    Other than that I have no concerns.

  2. Posted by trojan | September 17, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    joaquin phoenix is cutting an album?

  3. Posted by NakedShort | September 17, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    I love when people say like a lot when you are talking to them. Its like not annoying at all and you like get to know right away how big of a retard like the person you are like talking to is.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    She’s an investment, and I’m short the junior tranche of Lasry-backed securities (LBS).

  5. Posted by Nair Remover | September 17, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    He better look after this investment- its going south!

  6. Posted by Emma's Bearded Clam | September 17, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    “It wasn’t meant to be like, one of these songs that showcases your voice”, says Emma, “it was like more of like you know, me to try to like get a guy as I am fugly and like can grow a full beard”.

  7. Posted by Emma's Bearded Clam | September 17, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    @trojan – /thread

  8. Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2010 at 8:18 PM

    The face, “my mom drank MD 20/20 while she was pregnant,” but the eye brows say, “we’re attacking from the north”.

  9. Posted by Musical Minsky | September 17, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    Have no fear Kenny, no doubt some rating agency thinks she’s AAA platinum record material, which means that some German investors with questionable musical taste (which is not hard to imagine) will snap her up at 100 cents on the dollar. Now if we can only find a nice Frecnhman to sell it in fabulous fashion….hmmm…

  10. Posted by guest | September 17, 2010 at 8:36 PM

    @gherkin tsk, tsk.

  11. Posted by Anonymousse | September 17, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    @ MM. Get Paulson to jump on the other side of the transaction and we’re good to go.

  12. Posted by Chique | September 17, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    Who’s gonna do the bitch in the closet?

  13. Posted by Guest | September 17, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    Damn. So many awesome posts today. I got some catching up to do.

  14. Posted by Guest | September 17, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    I need an “I’m short your daughter” T-shirt

  15. Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    I do it all for you.

  16. Posted by Mattkelleher | September 17, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    I’m short the senior.

    MBA>CFA

  17. Posted by Lord Humongous | September 17, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    Or the gimp in the box?

  18. Posted by Milksteak | September 17, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    I was going to correct you and say Aaa, but I think we’ll use the somewhat less meaningful rubber stamp of approval in this case.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2010 at 9:21 PM

    She left off the rest of hte quote: “You’re my investment. If you make it big, you’ll be able to pay me back. And if you don’t, you’ll make the money the only way you can: on your back.”

  20. Posted by Shameful_Loser | September 17, 2010 at 9:24 PM

    Bess,

    Where are you? You need to comment on Citadel lowering its fee.

  21. Posted by trojan | September 17, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    You know what I got when I was 18? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Trojan family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, “Hey, smoke up Trojan!” Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don’t cry here, okay?

  22. Posted by trojan | September 17, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    fucking disqus. above @pmco

  23. Posted by Principal Vernon | September 17, 2010 at 10:50 PM

    I’m ashamed to admit I had to think about that one for a minute. Nice pull.

  24. Posted by Guest | September 17, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    Waaat this was a witty reply @Perkins-Maxwell!

  25. Posted by Guest | September 17, 2010 at 11:13 PM

    With that face on your belly is more likely.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2010 at 11:23 PM

    I first though the Troj was picking on me and could not understand his wrath but then I put “I got a carton of cigarettes” into Goggle and The Breakfast Club came up. Gotta love Google…..

  27. Posted by Shelly | September 17, 2010 at 11:58 PM

    My Dad “Does investing for a living” too.

  28. Posted by guest | September 20, 2010 at 5:57 AM

    But can you sing?

  29. Posted by KingKaiser | September 20, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    No, but that didnt stop Emma either

  30. Posted by Emma's_Bearded_Clam | September 20, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    Neither did Emma’s lack of hot. Proof that even tranvestites have promising careers in music.

  31. Posted by KingKaiser | September 20, 2010 at 1:28 PM
  32. Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    I totally wish Marc was my Dad. When I was 18 my Dad was all like go to university and get a good education so you can like make your own way in the world. ewwwwww!

  33. Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    I totally wish Marc was my Dad. When I was 18 my Dad was all like go to university and get a good education so you can like make your own way in the world. ewwwwww!

  34. Posted by streethockey | September 21, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    this is what happens when you have money and people around you tell you that the most horrific video perhaps in the history of mankind is, well, really great!

  35. Posted by twoferfighting | September 28, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    Years ago I worked for Marc and knew his family. He is a stand up guy and the kids are great. Like anything else…if you like it listen…if you don’t move on. Marc is a self made guy and now his daughter is taking some risk herself…give her credit.

  36. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    I don’t know the Lasrys but I saw Marc at a Wharton HF conference a couple years ago.

    Emma is a talented singer (see her live performance- the band is better than most acts on the radio).

    The typical douchebags on this site and Gawker have charted new lows in their mean-spirited, hateful, unfunny comments directed at a young 18 year old girl. Yeah you guys are big shots hiding behind the anonymity of an internet message board. I’m sure your own looks rival that of Abercrombie models. Right…

  37. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    I don’t know the Lasrys but I saw Marc at a Wharton HF conference a couple years ago.

    Emma is a talented singer (see her live performance- the band is better than most acts on the radio).

    The typical douchebags on this site and Gawker have charted new lows in their mean-spirited, hateful, unfunny comments directed at a young 18 year old girl. Yeah you guys are big shots hiding behind the anonymity of an internet message board. I’m sure your own looks rival that of Abercrombie models. Right…

  38. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 8:18 AM

    this poster “Merkin” is a particular piece of shit,

    “Emma’s Bearded Clam” is another loser who’s probably never been laid.

  39. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 8:18 AM

    this poster “Merkin” is a particular piece of shit,

    “Emma’s Bearded Clam” is another loser who’s probably never been laid.