Allen Mask is a twenty-two year old new hire at Goldman Sachs and while the bank generally frowns upon employees making statements to the press or speaking to the outside world at large in general, that’s too bad because he’s a got a few things to say, such as “Wish I had a girl I would call her…and tell her throw away the Domino’s meet me at Delmonico’s. I’d wear the finest of designer clothes,” and more in his debut album titled Pilot Season.
Meet The Future Hip-Hop Star Who’s Now And Investment Banker At Goldman Sachs [NetNet]
I’ll take ‘Most Unlikeable People In The World’ for $200, Alex
I didn’t know that Goldman hired ‘Darkies’
domino’s
delmonico’s
bonobos
domino’s
delmonico’s
bonobos
Goldmans diversifying into hiphop…hmm
Another douchebag on parade. Not because of the rap (awful though it is), because of the facebook photo.
Do I have to bust a cap rate in your ass
Twofer, you’re here to provide a unique point of view and keep the diversity…guy from yelling at us.
But I like Domino’s.
I’m far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head
-Big Lloyd
They call me the rhymenocerous
Not because I’m fat
Not because I’ve got birds on my back
Because I’m horny, I’m horny
When I’m on the mic
I’m like global warming
You can’t ignore me
In the bedroom I’m the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I’m a registered rhymenaecologist
Now I’m passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus
I would say this is TNK’ing it, but ..the VP’s are gonna have a field day with this fella.
Why would you ever put your professional life at risk, and bring the rap game to work!?
you can be either cool or a banker, but not both – unless you’re Jamie D
A careful analysis of the video reveals that there is only one individual feeling the beat, and that is Allen Mask. The modicum of hands-in-the-air was obligatory at best. Terrible.
He is a disgrace and a blemish on our industry, and makes investment bankers appear to be incompetent, trite, and naive. This is almost as bad as AJ, a’la “models and bottles”.
Allen should choose between one of his two career options, neither of which he deserves, before the illusion is shattered.
I’m theee, hiphop-potamus my lyrics are bottomless…………………………………………..
I thought the money made bankers cool?
TNK82 – You bring the work to the rap game
“He is a disgrace and a blemish on our industry, and makes investment bankers appear to be incompetent, trite, and naive.”
Um, investment bankers are all those things. Silly kid.
You know you’ve “made it” when you’re rolling into GS with a new pair of Bonobos, spitten rhymes at your coworkers, and start your own line of chest razors.
Do I have to bust a marker cap in your ass?
It is the NKI…if you mean killing it as in your career both musical and professional.
he should stick to slingin’ crack…
They call him “MC MD.”
They call him “MC MD.”
my backpack’s got jets
i’m boba the fett
my backpack’s got jets
i’m boba the fett
Meet the future former Goldman Sachs First Year Analyst.
Appears to already have the big swinging brass plated balls–step 1
1. 21 year old 1st year analyst =/= Investment Banker.
2. Headline should be “Meet The Future Hip-Hop Star Who Blew His Chance At A Banking Career”
This is offensive.
“future star” “budding artist” . . . getting a bit ahead of ourselves, aren’t we?
1. =/= is incorrect, != is the correct way.
2. He blew it so well, I heard J. Ping himself was recruiting this former GS analyst.
Welcome to DealBreaker.
Welcome to DealBreaker.
Welcome to DealBreaker.
DB’s comment section is “the” most hateful place on the net….. Love it.
Bradley Owens’s brother?
Cornell ’08
Nice Big L reference @ 1:08. A little too underground for this crowd
Anyway, that wasn’t too bad. I’ve heard far worse on Hot97. Silver lining: Ibanker actually produced something.
c’mon people! this guy was a journalism student at UNC…if you don’t think this was leaked by GS you’re a fool. if you didn’t notice, they are facing a lawsuit about discrimination. it’s all very calculated, that’s what makes GS, GS…but I see what they did there. very sneaky sis.
I overtime bitches on their backs,
Doit 24/7 cuz I’m used to O/T at Goldman Sachs.
You mean, delusion?
Cluzo:
Hey man. Carney here. Trust me: the story wasn’t leaked by Goldman.
[To Erin Burnett] How about a lap-dance for the world’s richest man!!
not bad, wayyy more polished than most other twenty-something “nizzles”… though @ 1:13 is right, you’re either ‘hood or an analyst, not both, evinced by some hackneyed/corny lyrics. kudos to him for the pub, he won’t get fired since it’s so harmless, and it’ll make him a great diversity-quota candidate for HBS.
@ Investorcluzo: are you implying that since he was a journ. student that he clearly doesn’t have the goods for banking, and thus he must have been an affirm. action hire? Oh…. still, EYM.
Carney, don’t mind cluzo. He thinks he must opine on all things black and Texas-related. Why the f would GS leak this, because they’re being sued by a different set of minorities? Yeah right.
The chick who wrote this went to UNC…probably classmates with him.
During which interview was he made to spit a 200 bar freestyle?
- guy who thinks the goldman interview guy needs to expound on this
Gotta love how their culture has changed…
IB my ass. How about he’s going to be heading up private wealth…client #1…Jay-Z
Too Emma, didn’t Lasry
Great that he’s a rapper. Because I having trouble working up enough reasons to hate Goldman Sachs douchebags.
Dear Mask,
You’re lame.
Regards,
Lloyd Blankfein
How diverse of Mr. Billy Ray Valentine. Bravo Goldman.
U down with LIBOR + 3?
Yea U know me
you know he’s just the right combination of street + professionalism because his shirt has a skull and bones but it’s clever because there’s a cupcake instead of a skull.
Not only are most of these comments borderline racist, they are also dead wrong. AM will be extremely successful at whatever he chooses to do. Goldman is lucky to have him.
anyone can talk, but not anyone can sing
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