An enterprising young lady and recent graduate of Duke slept with 50-100* guys in her time down South and put her tops in a 42-slide PowerPoint presentation entitled “Fuck List,” exhaustively ranking the men in the following categories: physical attractiveness, size, talent, creativity, aggressiveness, entertainment, athletic ability and more. As most of the subjects are former lacrosse players, a bunch of them apparently landed on Wall Street after sleeping with the Angel of Darkness. [Deadspin]
*Just ballparking it.
Impressive, that is way more research than we have ever done.
~ Rebellion Capital
Bess
Have your list on my desk tomorrow morning
MGMT BreakingMedia
Subject 10 was the TOP summer intern at Goldman Sachs last summer.
You can have your South African earrings back when you return the pearl necklace I gave you.
– Dude #4
sacrificing your body in the name of research? GS employees do it day in and day out…NBD
http://deadspin.com/comment/30011521/
i heard her UNC and NCState ones come out tomorrow!
Box gets a Triangle!
Her name is Karen Owen, apparently. I wonder if this is the same Karen that Rad_Tony was referring to…
http://dealbreaker.com/2010/09/unfounded-rumor-of-the-afternoon-goldman-sachs-partner-to-grapple-with-the-question-of-how-one-throws-a-naked-themed-halloween-party-food-and-drink-wise/#comment-82466545
OK, where are the DE Shaw guy and Soviet Russia
It’s like LinkedIn – for Eskimo brothers.
What features do you get if you pay for a full subscription?
In Soviet Russia, list fucks you all the time and it’s no big deal.
Her nude pics, video, will be up shortly…every dude I know has at least one nude pic of every lay…even polaroids for the geezers
Duke guys are not to be trifled with….
Book deal in offing fo sho
You know if it was a guy who compiled a list like this he’d be treated like some alpha male hero. Such a double standard.
- Just saying what Bess wanted to say but, can’t since most of her readership is male
yeah actually went to high school with a few of them– have to chill with chill heads while coping domesky.
further proof: baseball>lax
Full STD history (and a monthly newsletter) from Karen and Co.
…at least that’s what I’ve heard.
I like this girl’s spunk, and by that, I mean my spunk, on her.
SLORE!
Actually I think that he’d be treated like a perverted degenerate. So, no.
“Aggressiveness: points were given if the Subject displayed aggressive behavior and an alpha-male mentality of assuming control of the given situation; points were deducted severely if they simply lay there or did not act assertively.”
so, you know, you can feel 100% comfortable letting loose on her vagina
“Aggressiveness: points were given if the Subject displayed aggressive behavior and an alpha-male mentality of assuming control of the given situation; points were deducted severely if they simply lay there or did not act assertively.”
so, you know, you can feel 100% comfortable letting loose on her vagina
Soviet Russia guy worked at DE Shaw, he no longer has internet while on funemployment
also: chicks are so damn lazy now. what happened to blogging for a few months hoping to make it big with a million hits, before realizing you’re not Julie & Julia and end up working at J Crew?
now its just straight to a slide deck? come on. bush league.
even tucker max can’t think good and he put out a book.
i blame Facebook.
This was better when they did it on Mallrats
That made me laugh and angered me b/c I was about to write something similar.
Loose vaginal lips sink golden scrot ships.
Hopefully nobody jumps off the GWB over this one.
Not funny.
Run my models, Bitch
I met Subject 22 at Minetta’s. He came up and poked my tits, donkey punched me in the face and said, “There. I did what you said in a Dealbreaker comment!” I told him I didn’t comment on Dealbreaker (yet) and he said, “Other than that I have no concerns.” He was wearing assless sheepskin chaps and aa large blue and white foam cowboy hat. “Watch this”, he said and he ripped a Citi pitchbook in half in front of me. Then he turned and said, “In Soviet Russia, book pitches you!” His best line: “If you were my secretary, I’d pound you in the ass…”. As he picked the thread dingleberries off his gold toe tube socks, he asked,”CFA or MBA ?” while he raised a fist to me. I countered with “UBS sucks?” And he smiled. He said, “Everyone at DE Shaw is a genius and they’ll all find great paying jobs real fast! It happens all the time at DE Shaw.” He showed me his gold scrotum and I gasped. He said, “Hey tits-on-a-stick, I’m going on my 103rd interview to 85 Broad tomorrow…” He then pulled open his fleece pants and asked me if I’d like a ride on his Zamboni. I told him, “Hey…you be the hyena….” Later, as he was banging away at me, he looked back at my feet and exclaimed, “I know I’m driving you crazy baby because I can see your toes curling…” I broke it to him gentle like: “If you’d have let me take my pantyhose off my toes wouldn’t be curling!” He did give me a total of 9 inches though if you consider he did me 3 times.
Too soon???
Meet me at Minetta’s and kick me in the balls so I know its you. I will be wearing a blue shirt and drinking a beer.
I have never been able to figure out whay a prominent global flower delivery company would use “STD” for their name.
-Genius DE Shaw Employee
So, basically like anyone at UBS?
Thank you, Lord, for the DE Shaw troubles of late.
-Society of Former Lehman, Constellation and AIG Quants
Karen Owen
Title
Recent graduate of Duke University
Demographic info
Higher Education | Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina Area
Past:
Volunteer at Kenya Network of Women with AIDS (KENWA), Volunteer at Uzima Maternity Hospital and Dispensary, Tutor at America Reads and Counts, S…
In my day we had scibes with clay tablets draw 2 dimensional forms. Oh, the hotness!!!
-Ramses II
Sun God, Loins of Plenty
Valley of the Phallic Columns
Land of the Nile
And all this time I thought the pictures of naked guys that my girlfriend, who went to Duke, had in a shoebox in the closet was because of “a physiology assignment” she had as an undergrad!!!
The Forehead Slapper
Hank Paulson can breathe a sigh of relief. Even if he bailed Lehman out in 2008, this would have taken them out anyway.
You mean it’s supposed to be that you’re supposed to take pictures of the girls and not yourself each time? Wow. Now you tell me……No wonder the guys don’t want to look at my “collection”.
CFA
You’re hired!
–VP at DE Shaw
http://www.penissizedebate.com/page40_ideal-penis-size.htm
I’ll take Autonomous ‘C’emen Receptacles for $1000, Alex.
Alex: “Duke University’s Lacrosse team is known for this sexual gaffe.”
Contestant 1: “What is a wrongful rape charge?”
Alex: “Wrong. We are looking for a thing.”
Contestant 2: “Mutated Penises?”
Alex: “Wrong. Please note that “C” is in quotes. The answer we’re looking for is Cunt, though we would’ve accepted Karen.”
Confirmed that he worked at GS. HY Sales.
- guy who wishes he was a football player at an east coast school, rather than a nerd in IT. why do the meatheads get the good jobs?
kid in center:
http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/5029/65741141687137408108432.jpg
girl wasn’t lying he’s exactly like that
And I will ask you if you work for “the firm”
Dude, this law suit is going to be AWESOME!
Karen, you listen to me you little miss Kappa bitch. Just because you couldn’t get into the Tridelts doesn’t give your cum-guzzling skank ass privilege to talk shit in public. You just crossed the line and you’d better make like Molly Norris and go into hiding really quick. Oh, and FYI we all know Kappa’s are notorious strippers and if this had anything to do with 2006 you are FUBAR.
..she doesnt read this blog but do continue
As a Dealbreaker regular, all I can say is: Jesus. I wish I could say this is an outlier, but I’d be lying. Minettians are, more often than not, giant weirdos.
Bess, did you get passed around by the Amherst lacrosse team? I heard those guys are dreamy.
yes but can you bench >250lbs?
Bess isn’t into the meathead type.
Is that what they told you? when they had their dicks in your ass/mouth?
Ha! Or a box set.
FTW
The 3 Douchekateers
Screwing this girl is akin to fucking a petri dish at the CDC.
Last talk before she went off to school.
Father, I… I will be a good woman.
You make your daddy proud. You hear me?
I’m gonna make you proud, Daddy.
I’m gonna make you so proud.
Make your daddy proud.
- You’re gonna be so proud.
- Proud?
Proud.
Alright–this is a really good comment
“It moved” after reading that sensy, sensy story.
per her resume, was she a volunteer or patient at “Volunteer at Kenya Network of Women with AIDS”
Idiot, I wouldn’t know from experience. Ask your 17 year old sister who got raped (and DP’d) by UMass-Amherst lax guys posing as Amherst students. Make sure someone supervises her on college visits to state school towns.
wow. you’ve got some issues. seek professional counseling.
are you really that insecure about your sexuality that you need to resort of a comeback involving someone’s sister being raped? stay classy, DJ.
I’ll put the over/under of the number of guys she’s slept with at 12.
- AIG Quant
I have come to realize that college means something very different to most people.
-Harvard grad
Hmmm I’ll take the over on that one… I’ll out the O/U at 50. Any takers for under?
was he really that good of an intern? I thought that he got the job because he’s the son of tim virtue
Where can I view the powerpoint presentation? Will snacks be served?