An enterprising young lady and recent graduate of Duke slept with 50-100* guys in her time down South and put her tops in a 42-slide PowerPoint presentation entitled “Fuck List,” exhaustively ranking the men in the following categories: physical attractiveness, size, talent, creativity, aggressiveness, entertainment, athletic ability and more. As most of the subjects are former lacrosse players, a bunch of them apparently landed on Wall Street after sleeping with the Angel of Darkness. [Deadspin]

*Just ballparking it.

Comments (70)

  1. Posted by Chuddy | September 30, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    Impressive, that is way more research than we have ever done.

    ~ Rebellion Capital

  2. Posted by Anti DB | September 30, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    Bess
    Have your list on my desk tomorrow morning
    MGMT BreakingMedia

  3. Posted by Asdf | September 30, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    Subject 10 was the TOP summer intern at Goldman Sachs last summer.

  4. Posted by Denny Deckshoes | September 30, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    You can have your South African earrings back when you return the pearl necklace I gave you.

    – Dude #4

  5. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    sacrificing your body in the name of research? GS employees do it day in and day out…NBD

  6. Posted by TheResearcher | September 30, 2010 at 9:09 PM
  7. Posted by indridcold | September 30, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    i heard her UNC and NCState ones come out tomorrow!

    Box gets a Triangle!

  8. Posted by Texashedge | September 30, 2010 at 9:20 PM
  9. Posted by no concerns | September 30, 2010 at 9:22 PM

    OK, where are the DE Shaw guy and Soviet Russia

  10. Posted by CoveredLong | September 30, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    It’s like LinkedIn – for Eskimo brothers.

  11. Posted by Shallow Thinker | September 30, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    What features do you get if you pay for a full subscription?

  12. Posted by King Of England | September 30, 2010 at 9:35 PM

    In Soviet Russia, list fucks you all the time and it’s no big deal.

  13. Posted by MD | September 30, 2010 at 9:36 PM

    Her nude pics, video, will be up shortly…every dude I know has at least one nude pic of every lay…even polaroids for the geezers

    Duke guys are not to be trifled with….

    Book deal in offing fo sho

  14. Posted by KeepinIt | September 30, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    You know if it was a guy who compiled a list like this he’d be treated like some alpha male hero. Such a double standard.
    - Just saying what Bess wanted to say but, can’t since most of her readership is male

  15. Posted by trojan | September 30, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    yeah actually went to high school with a few of them– have to chill with chill heads while coping domesky.
    further proof: baseball>lax

  16. Posted by CoveredLong | September 30, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    Full STD history (and a monthly newsletter) from Karen and Co.

    …at least that’s what I’ve heard.

  17. Posted by Anonymous | September 30, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    I like this girl’s spunk, and by that, I mean my spunk, on her.

  18. Posted by guest | September 30, 2010 at 9:45 PM

    SLORE!

  19. Posted by Anonymous | September 30, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    Actually I think that he’d be treated like a perverted degenerate. So, no.

  20. Posted by guest | September 30, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    “Aggressiveness: points were given if the Subject displayed aggressive behavior and an alpha-male mentality of assuming control of the given situation; points were deducted severely if they simply lay there or did not act assertively.”

    so, you know, you can feel 100% comfortable letting loose on her vagina

  21. Posted by guest | September 30, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    “Aggressiveness: points were given if the Subject displayed aggressive behavior and an alpha-male mentality of assuming control of the given situation; points were deducted severely if they simply lay there or did not act assertively.”

    so, you know, you can feel 100% comfortable letting loose on her vagina

  22. Posted by Keyser Söze | September 30, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    Soviet Russia guy worked at DE Shaw, he no longer has internet while on funemployment

  23. Posted by trojan | September 30, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    also: chicks are so damn lazy now. what happened to blogging for a few months hoping to make it big with a million hits, before realizing you’re not Julie & Julia and end up working at J Crew?
    now its just straight to a slide deck? come on. bush league.
    even tucker max can’t think good and he put out a book.
    i blame Facebook.

  24. Posted by Anon | September 30, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    This was better when they did it on Mallrats

  25. Posted by TimTebowAbortion | September 30, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    That made me laugh and angered me b/c I was about to write something similar.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | September 30, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    Loose vaginal lips sink golden scrot ships.

  27. Posted by Anonymous | September 30, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    Hopefully nobody jumps off the GWB over this one.

  28. Posted by Anonymous | September 30, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    Not funny.

  29. Posted by Anti DB | September 30, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    Run my models, Bitch

  30. Posted by Chroniclette | September 30, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    I met Subject 22 at Minetta’s. He came up and poked my tits, donkey punched me in the face and said, “There. I did what you said in a Dealbreaker comment!” I told him I didn’t comment on Dealbreaker (yet) and he said, “Other than that I have no concerns.” He was wearing assless sheepskin chaps and aa large blue and white foam cowboy hat. “Watch this”, he said and he ripped a Citi pitchbook in half in front of me. Then he turned and said, “In Soviet Russia, book pitches you!” His best line: “If you were my secretary, I’d pound you in the ass…”. As he picked the thread dingleberries off his gold toe tube socks, he asked,”CFA or MBA ?” while he raised a fist to me. I countered with “UBS sucks?” And he smiled. He said, “Everyone at DE Shaw is a genius and they’ll all find great paying jobs real fast! It happens all the time at DE Shaw.” He showed me his gold scrotum and I gasped. He said, “Hey tits-on-a-stick, I’m going on my 103rd interview to 85 Broad tomorrow…” He then pulled open his fleece pants and asked me if I’d like a ride on his Zamboni. I told him, “Hey…you be the hyena….” Later, as he was banging away at me, he looked back at my feet and exclaimed, “I know I’m driving you crazy baby because I can see your toes curling…” I broke it to him gentle like: “If you’d have let me take my pantyhose off my toes wouldn’t be curling!” He did give me a total of 9 inches though if you consider he did me 3 times.

  31. Posted by Keyser Söze | September 30, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    Too soon???

  32. Posted by TimTebowAbortion | September 30, 2010 at 10:28 PM

    Meet me at Minetta’s and kick me in the balls so I know its you. I will be wearing a blue shirt and drinking a beer.

  33. Posted by High IQ | September 30, 2010 at 10:28 PM

    I have never been able to figure out whay a prominent global flower delivery company would use “STD” for their name.

    -Genius DE Shaw Employee

  34. Posted by TimTebowAbortion | September 30, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    So, basically like anyone at UBS?

  35. Posted by Geniuses | September 30, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    Thank you, Lord, for the DE Shaw troubles of late.

    -Society of Former Lehman, Constellation and AIG Quants

  36. Posted by yest | September 30, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    Karen Owen
    Title
    Recent graduate of Duke University
    Demographic info
    Higher Education | Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina Area
    Past:
    Volunteer at Kenya Network of Women with AIDS (KENWA), Volunteer at Uzima Maternity Hospital and Dispensary, Tutor at America Reads and Counts, S…

  37. Posted by Ramses II | September 30, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    In my day we had scibes with clay tablets draw 2 dimensional forms. Oh, the hotness!!!

    -Ramses II
    Sun God, Loins of Plenty
    Valley of the Phallic Columns
    Land of the Nile

  38. Posted by The Forehead Slapper | September 30, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    And all this time I thought the pictures of naked guys that my girlfriend, who went to Duke, had in a shoebox in the closet was because of “a physiology assignment” she had as an undergrad!!!

    The Forehead Slapper

  39. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2010 at 10:42 PM

    Hank Paulson can breathe a sigh of relief. Even if he bailed Lehman out in 2008, this would have taken them out anyway.

  40. Posted by CFA | September 30, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    You mean it’s supposed to be that you’re supposed to take pictures of the girls and not yourself each time? Wow. Now you tell me……No wonder the guys don’t want to look at my “collection”.

    CFA

  41. Posted by Mathman Prophecy | September 30, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    You’re hired!

    –VP at DE Shaw

  42. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2010 at 11:12 PM
  43. Posted by Mathman Prophecy | September 30, 2010 at 11:15 PM

    I’ll take Autonomous ‘C’emen Receptacles for $1000, Alex.

    Alex: “Duke University’s Lacrosse team is known for this sexual gaffe.”

    Contestant 1: “What is a wrongful rape charge?”

    Alex: “Wrong. We are looking for a thing.”

    Contestant 2: “Mutated Penises?”

    Alex: “Wrong. Please note that “C” is in quotes. The answer we’re looking for is Cunt, though we would’ve accepted Karen.”

  44. Posted by Fdsa | September 30, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    Confirmed that he worked at GS. HY Sales.

    - guy who wishes he was a football player at an east coast school, rather than a nerd in IT. why do the meatheads get the good jobs?

  45. Posted by duke 2012 girl | October 1, 2010 at 12:21 AM

    kid in center:

    http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/5029/65741141687137408108432.jpg

    girl wasn’t lying he’s exactly like that

  46. Posted by Anti DB | October 1, 2010 at 12:45 AM

    And I will ask you if you work for “the firm”

  47. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 1:27 AM

    Dude, this law suit is going to be AWESOME!

  48. Posted by BankrGirl | October 1, 2010 at 1:41 AM

    Karen, you listen to me you little miss Kappa bitch. Just because you couldn’t get into the Tridelts doesn’t give your cum-guzzling skank ass privilege to talk shit in public. You just crossed the line and you’d better make like Molly Norris and go into hiding really quick. Oh, and FYI we all know Kappa’s are notorious strippers and if this had anything to do with 2006 you are FUBAR.

  49. Posted by mildly curious... | October 1, 2010 at 5:57 AM

    ..she doesnt read this blog but do continue

  50. Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | October 1, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    As a Dealbreaker regular, all I can say is: Jesus. I wish I could say this is an outlier, but I’d be lying. Minettians are, more often than not, giant weirdos.

  51. Posted by DJ LIBOR | October 1, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    Bess, did you get passed around by the Amherst lacrosse team? I heard those guys are dreamy.

  52. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    yes but can you bench >250lbs?

  53. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    Bess isn’t into the meathead type.

  54. Posted by Idiot | October 1, 2010 at 12:38 PM

    Is that what they told you? when they had their dicks in your ass/mouth?

  55. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    Ha! Or a box set.

  56. Posted by Anti DB | October 1, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    FTW

  57. Posted by Phaque | October 1, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    The 3 Douchekateers

  58. Posted by Guest | October 1, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    Screwing this girl is akin to fucking a petri dish at the CDC.

  59. Posted by freddy's sister | October 1, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    Last talk before she went off to school.

    Father, I… I will be a good woman.

    You make your daddy proud. You hear me?

    I’m gonna make you proud, Daddy.

    I’m gonna make you so proud.

    Make your daddy proud.

    - You’re gonna be so proud.
    - Proud?

    Proud.

  60. Posted by Texashedge | October 1, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    Alright–this is a really good comment

  61. Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | October 1, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    “It moved” after reading that sensy, sensy story.

  62. Posted by yest | October 1, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    per her resume, was she a volunteer or patient at “Volunteer at Kenya Network of Women with AIDS”

  63. Posted by DJ LIBOR | October 1, 2010 at 9:56 PM

    Idiot, I wouldn’t know from experience. Ask your 17 year old sister who got raped (and DP’d) by UMass-Amherst lax guys posing as Amherst students. Make sure someone supervises her on college visits to state school towns.

  64. Posted by Lsjdlk | October 1, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    wow. you’ve got some issues. seek professional counseling.

  65. Posted by guessingtheanswerisyes | October 1, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    are you really that insecure about your sexuality that you need to resort of a comeback involving someone’s sister being raped? stay classy, DJ.

  66. Posted by Guest | October 2, 2010 at 7:30 PM

    I’ll put the over/under of the number of guys she’s slept with at 12.

    - AIG Quant

  67. Posted by Guest | October 2, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    I have come to realize that college means something very different to most people.
    -Harvard grad

  68. Posted by IwishIwasAWallStreetGuy | October 2, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    Hmmm I’ll take the over on that one… I’ll out the O/U at 50. Any takers for under?

  69. Posted by jkl; | October 3, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    was he really that good of an intern? I thought that he got the job because he’s the son of tim virtue

  70. Posted by Andrewhedgehogging | October 3, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    Where can I view the powerpoint presentation? Will snacks be served?

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