Earlier this week, Meredith Whitney forecast that Wall Street firms will cut 80,000 jobs in the next 18 months. Naturally we hope the Dollar Dominatrix is off in her prognostication but in the event she’s seeing the ball on this one, it’s important to think about what you might do in the event you are unfortunately axed. An equally desirable gig in the financial services industry might not immediately present itself. In the interim, you may need to do something to tide yourself over. Perhaps involving rubber gloves and that French maid outfit you’ve been dying to put to use. Take a page from this enterprising lady’s playabook.

Spotted last evening on 81st and Columbus.

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  1. Posted by I'll bite | September 9, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    Hooker turned HF wife. Who says nothing is possible?

  2. Posted by CoveredLong | September 9, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    If she were a cleaning lady applying for a law position I could see her as:

    1) Trustworthy
    2) Efficient
    3) Reasonably Priced
    4) Friendly

    …it doesn’t quite work the other way around (especially 1,3).

  3. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | September 9, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    That “A League of Their Own” mullet never gets old.

  4. Posted by Guest | September 9, 2010 at 11:02 PM

    I’d give her one good pump after we exchange concise greetings.

  5. Posted by Mr. Nobody | September 10, 2010 at 1:13 AM

    1. Trustworty — No wonder you got fired as a lawyer.

  6. Posted by Guest | September 10, 2010 at 5:42 AM

    These services she’s offering are more value added than those she’d provide in her professional life, for sure.

  7. Posted by #9 | September 10, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    Looks like 289-1109, so likely 917 or 347 – who wants to call?

  8. Posted by LordHumongous | September 10, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    You forgot 646

  9. Posted by mad russian | September 10, 2010 at 11:31 PM

    ms witney has a good chest on her. i like to have relations with her ta tas and she can cleen my pipe